Cool, a sequel to Team America: World Police! What? Those are humans?!

While Fox News continues to hemorrhage paranoia over the possibility that ISIS will smear terrorists with Ebola and smuggle them over the border through Mexico (really, dudes?), our media continues to ignore the real threat to national security: hot British chicks. That's right; the Utah National Guard has confirmed that it has opened an investigation into whether its bases, equipment and soldiers were used for a "Hot Shots 2015" calendar shoot (full of pretty women with very little clothing shooting very big guns)  without authorization

Sources: FOX13 Utah | Talking Points Memo | Hot Shots Calendar