This guy hates saluting superiors almost as much as shielding his eyes from sunlight.

According to the Reddit user who posted this image, the gentleman in the photo is an Army soldier who requested this tattoo to guarantee he wouldn't be called up again. While we loved the episode of M*A*S*H where Klinger tried this move (his tattoo included the term "Horse Hockey"), we worry this might backfire. Considering the sparsity of our volunteer Army, the more likely scenario is he'll be called back up but will be ordered to "drop and give me a thousand" every time he salutes a superior officer.

Sources: Redditor Uitklapstoel