There's an old saying that people get the face they deserve at age 50. 
Way to get there 
in record time, kid, and getting a chest to match. (via)

If the children are our future, we are screwed. This...person...who is apparently Facebook friends with redditor dewbear, is very proud of having been born in 1995. Of course, why wouldn't you be super proud of having been born during a momentous year that is best remembered for the dawn of AOL and Netscape, and, uh, oh yeah—a nerve gas attack on the Tokyo subway? I mean, all anyone has been able to talk about for years was how great 1995 was. 

Sources: redditor dewbear