Larry Busby, spotted in the wild by some campers. (image & text from

Are you short on cash? Is there a woman you know who you want to have a terrible life with a terrible person? Then introduce her to Larry Busby, a resident of Austin who refuses to date black women, fat women, women with tattoos, women with piercings, women who are friends with their exes, women who gamble (like, on the horses?), and women who aren't "clean." It's all laid out on Sleepless In Austin, the website (here's a mirror of the site in case it crashed) Larry set up where he promises $1500 to anyone who'll find him a girlfriend who falls into that extremely narrow criteria. 

Sources: Sleepless In Austin