I need to get an internship at Hamelin, STAT.

If you did not get a degree in coding or web development, go back to school. If you are currently pursuing a degree and it is not for one of those things, change majors. If you are a little baby, forget about becoming a cowboy or an astronaut. By the time you grow up, there will be no more cows and there is already no more space program. All there is for you is websites and apps, and you need to start learning how to code now. NOW!!!

Sources: h/t Gawker