"Hey, nine out of ten, that's like an A-minus, right? That's pretty successful. Way more successful than I was in college, which is maybe why I'm writing lame-ass motvational posters that only serve to demotivate people by pissing them off. Maybe my Dad was right about me. Ah screw this, if they're only paying me 25 bucks for this thing, they're only getting nine. I'm hitting the bar."  - A disgruntled motivational poster copywriter

Sources: Pleated Jeans