We don't quarantine deliciousness, we guarantee it! (via Getty Images)

As many of you might know, New York's Mt Sinai Hospital admitted a patient on Monday who might have the ebola virus.  

While the hospital hasn't released the patient's name or personal information, both to protect the patient's privacy and to keep the the undereducated, overly concerned masses from freaking the fuck out, someone went ahead and made the obligatory Twitter parody account, @MtSinaiEbolaGuy, to keep you informed of his comings and goings around heavily populated NYC.