This is what happens when you ask three dudes to bring the meat.
(via Southwest Florida Crome Stoppers)

Three naked surfer bros broke into a beach burger joint in Southwestern Florida this weekend to steal a bunch of meat

Well, two were naked. the other one still had on his skin-tight white boxer briefs. They must have all seen Law and Order SVU and known better than to leave behind clothing fibers at the scene of the crime. 

When you want it raw. (via News Press)

Sources: h/t Gawker | News Press