The Bonars: rock hard from here 'til Judgment Day.

Anyone who grew up with the indignity of a funny-sounding name knows how relieving it was to reach relatively-mature adulthood. Growing up may make you safe for 40-80 years, but don't underestimate your surviving relatives' ability to turn your headstone into a weiner joke that will last 'til the end of time. In all likelihood the family rather liked Norma and William, but they seemed to be in agreement: Arlie was definitely a major dick.

Sources: Redditor HumbleOzarkian