This owl pooping on his friend and running away is all I ever wanted from a web video.

This owl pooping on his friend and running away is all I ever wanted from a web video.
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This video is my new mascot, because really, what sums up life more than someone shitting on you and then running away?

Sometimes, nature has perfect moments. A sunset, casting reds and golds across the sky. A dolphin leaping up out of the ocean. And now, this: A jerk-ass owl wet-pooping on its compatriot and running away.

I love this video because it can be so many things: A meditation on the fleeting nature of friendship. A reminder that we have all been both the shitter and the shittee. Hell, it could even be a metaphor for how corporations are using us normal citizens to shit on each other (I mean, did you even see that satellite dish there? THINK ABOUT IT).

Make today count, everyone. Don't poop on your loved ones.

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