You named your penis or breasts after a celebrity. But what do celebrities name their bits?

I feel comfortable calling her breasts "ladies" because she gave them ladies' names.
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Stars: They're just like us! Not because they pick up their own coffees or pump their own gas, but because they name their penises and breasts just like the rest of us. Check it out.

1. Michael Sheen: The Great Christine Baranski

Sarah Silverman revealed that her boyfriend, Masters of Sex actor Michael Sheen, calls his penis The Great Christine Baranski. Yes, like the actress Christine Baranski.

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt: Thelma and Louise

First of all, does anyone call Jennifer Love Hewitt J-Lo-H? That should probably be happening. Anyway, J-Lo-H calls her breasts Thelma and Louise. Hopefully she gave them those names because they're good friends and not because they're going to try to drive off a cliff together.