"That UPS guy can f*ck off, though."

Okay, deep breaths, yellow note person. What's wrong? Did you have a bad experience with a passive-aggressive roommate as a child? Purple note person actually wrote a totally respectful, reasonable request that even included a thank you. It's also good to remember that sometimes people work from home or even have a day off from their jobs, so you shouldn't assume they're unemployed just because they're home. And even if they are unemployed, that doesn't (always) make them "passive aggressive cunt[s]."

Sources: redditor jrait