Not trying to start trouble, but that lawn's a little patchy. (Via)
Here's a pic, shared on reddit, of a friendly homeowner's announcement to his concerned neighbors after the sign-maker reportedly received word from the city that people complained about some garbage in his yard.
Forget the yard, this is some remarkable use of space on that slab of cardboard. Did he start from the middle, landing "YARD" with the left and right emphasis dead center, then scaling his font size for the rest from there? Excellent use of justify text to keep everything flush against both margins without any squishing (except for "payment," he shit the bed there). And the final addition of the middle finger at the bottom right. Did he linger over the finished text thinking, "It still needs something. I've got it!"