We want these neighbors, a shirt-cape, and problems that can be fixed with steam cleaning.
This is the season we're reminded that the world is actually full of people who are charitable and kind to others. None of those losers working with the poor and suffering, however, can hold a votive candle to these heroes in Apt 2B. If this is the kind of thing they let people come over and do, they should be allowed to put their entire year's rent as a charitable deduction on their taxes. This needs to be made into a claymation movie ASAP about how Frank learned the spirit of giving. The main character is obviously the shirt-cape.