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Oh wow that's very generous of-- Hey wait a minute! Giving stuff away has stirred up a lot of emotions in this person. He's veering back and forth between indifference and random hostility. We're thinking breakup, and the free stuff is all the crap she left in his room. In which case, it's okay that you took it out on us, conflicted free stuff sign. We know you're hurting, and our girlfriend will look great in the blouse worn by someone who cheated on you.

Sources: Redditor SkinniestAnimal