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A clever idea, but is this really revenge? Listen to that clip! All this guy did was preserve in digital audio a moment of pure ecstasy for that couple to go back and revisit any time they wish. We can imagine the couple hitting on hard times a few years from now, wondering what they ever saw in each other, then they'll go find the website of that neighbor with way too much free time and they'll play the clip again and remember, "Oh yeah, that's why we're together. We know how to plow each other to the point where we're screaming at the far recesses of the universe. Thanks for reminding us, weird dude with a Soundcloud account!"

Sources: Barstool Sports