I'm embarrassed for the cows whose milk went into this.

Finally, a drinkable Easter treat. No more difficult chewing! (via Prairie Farms)

Before we really get into this, I would like to state that I like Peeps. I like them a lot. I know they have their haters, but I find them to be a delightful seasonal treat. A little crunchy on the outside! Marshmallowy on the inside! A nostalgic reminder of childhood!

So, it's with that background that I say this: Peeps milk is a terrifying abomination that should die in a milk fire.

No, I haven't tried it. Yes, I am speaking ill of something I haven't tried. I feel OK about this. For several reasons.

Sources: Mashable