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<h2>The holiday season is a time for expressing gratitude toward family and friends, but it&#39;s also a time for food. And butter. Lots of butter.</h2><p>We all have some quirky food preferences that annoy our loved ones and waiters everywhere, but sometimes it goes beyond just &quot;putting ranch on everything&quot; and &quot;carrying hot sauce in your purse.&quot; If you put mayonnaise on French fries you&#39;re entering an unforgivable territory, but if you dip French fries in milkshakes you need to get help immediately. Don&#39;t collect $200, you&#39;re going to food jail.</p><p>When a recent <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e1yr64/what_are_some_foods_that_most_people_have_been/">Reddit </a>user asked, &quot;What are some foods that most people have been eating the wrong way or not the way it was intended?&quot; food-traitors everywhere were ready to weigh in. Have you been eating the paper on fruit roll-ups? Chopping up the pits of avocados? Do you eat pizza crust first?</p><p>If you&#39;re looking for ideas to torture your relatives this holiday, here are some tips:</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>1. Ha, [deleted].</h2><blockquote> <p>Recently read where people were <strong>eating the f*cking wax</strong> on Babybel cheeses and I haven&#39;t been the same since</p> </blockquote><h2>2. Sorry, dad. &quot;noprods_nobastards.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My dad served us under-ripe fruit my entire childhood because to him firm = good and soft = bad. The first time I had a mango that was actually ripe I was an adult and the experience was borderline orgasmic.</p> </blockquote><h2>3. But...that&#39;s just...paper. &quot;The_Lady_Aurora.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>There was a comment a long time ago from a guy who found out in adulthood that you aren&#39;t supposed to eat the cupcake wrappers when someone looked horrified when he ate it.</p> </blockquote><h2>4. This must&#39;ve been terrible, &quot;Amari_Cooper.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>When I first ate edamame I chewed up the entire pod and couldn&#39;t figure out why people enjoyed eating them. I didn&#39;t realize you&#39;re just supposed to eat the bean inside the pod.</p> </blockquote><h2>5. NO, &quot;sarasti.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>This is really relevant to me today, because I just found out that my girlfriend has been buying smoked salmon for years then cooking it!</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. &quot;One popcorn seedless please.&quot; &quot;homiej420.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My friend eats popcorn by picking the fluffy parts away from each piece and discarding the &ldquo;seed&rdquo; center. Every time i tel him hes an idiot but hes too stubborn to just eat a damn piece of popcorn like a human</p> </blockquote><h2>7. Mac and cheesecake? &quot;Yeetatthevoid.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My buddy&#39;s step dad puts sugar in his fucking mac and cheese. Sometimes I think about it and I can&#39;t sleep</p> </blockquote><h2>8. Yikes, &quot;Imcontagious85.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>I saw a person eat a tamale with the corn husk still on it... apparently many people do this...???</p> </blockquote><h2>9. This sounds better honestly, &quot;ItSatyB1tch.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>Okay, so this is more along the lines of me eating a certain dish the wrong way, but when I was little my mom would make french toast except she would put chilies, onions and sometimes chicken on it. I grew up thinking french toast was a savory dish until I ordered it at a diner and it was sweet. I still like my mom&rsquo;s version of french toast better tbh.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. NOPE NOPE NOPE, &quot;celtics5000.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>I had a roommate who put ketchup on his pizza, now I completely understand that it has tomato sauce on it anyways so ketchup doesn&rsquo;t sound too crazy, but one time I made a homemade chicken Alfredo pizza with white sauce and before even taking a bite he smothered it in ketchup</p> </blockquote><h2>11. But what if you&#39;re a broken-hearted woman in a rom-com? &quot;centech.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>Apparently a pint of ice cream isn&#39;t meant to be a single serving.</p> </blockquote><h2>12. Are you a horse? &quot;Dirty_Rotten_Bastard.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My grandpa would peel a green apple using this nifty little device, then salt it and put it on a stick and give it to me</p> </blockquote><h2>13. People who eat well done steaks are psychopaths, &quot;reddittwayone.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>Growing up I HATED steak, my mom didn&#39;t want us having under cooked food, so steak was always well done.</p> <p>I was about 25 when I tried steak at a wedding that was cooked correctly. Now I love steak!</p> </blockquote><h2>14. Go to a doctor, &quot;_Space_Bard.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>I eat Kiwis with the hairy skin on. My mom said I seemed to like it so she wasn&#39;t going to stop me. Later on I find out that I&#39;m a freak of nature for doing it, but I still eat it that way because I just like it. The only downside is that since I like the texture of the hair and skin, I have &quot;forbidden fruit&quot; moments when I&#39;m looking at the abdomen of a tarantula.</p> <p> </p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

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The holiday season is a time for expressing gratitude toward family and friends, but it&#39;s also a time for food. And butter. Lots of butter.We all have some quirky food preferences that annoy our loved ones and waiters everywhere, but sometimes it goes beyond just &quot;putting ranch on everything&quot; and &quot;carrying hot sauce in your purse.&quot; If you put mayonnaise on French fries you&#39;re entering an unforgivable territory, but if you dip French fries in milkshakes you need to get help immediately. Don&#39;t collect $200, you&#39;re going to food jail.When a recent Reddit user asked, &quot;What are some foods that most people have been eating the wrong way or not the way it was intended?&quot; food-traitors everywhere were ready to weigh in. Have you been eating the paper on fruit roll-ups? Chopping up the pits of avocados? Do you eat pizza crust first?If you&#39;re looking for ideas to torture your relatives this holiday, here are some tips: 1. Ha, [deleted]. Recently read where people were eating the f*cking wax on Babybel cheeses and I haven&#39;t been the same since 2. Sorry, dad. &quot;noprods_nobastards.&quot; My dad served us under-ripe fruit my entire childhood because to him firm = good and soft = bad. The first time I had a mango that was actually ripe I was an adult and the experience was borderline orgasmic. 3. But...that&#39;s just...paper. &quot;The_Lady_Aurora.&quot; There was a comment a long time ago from a guy who found out in adulthood that you aren&#39;t supposed to eat the cupcake wrappers when someone looked horrified when he ate it. 4. This must&#39;ve been terrible, &quot;Amari_Cooper.&quot; When I first ate edamame I chewed up the entire pod and couldn&#39;t figure out why people enjoyed eating them. I didn&#39;t realize you&#39;re just supposed to eat the bean inside the pod. 5. NO, &quot;sarasti.&quot; This is really relevant to me today, because I just found out that my girlfriend has been buying smoked salmon for years then cooking it! 6. &quot;One popcorn seedless please.&quot; &quot;homiej420.&quot; My friend eats popcorn by picking the fluffy parts away from each piece and discarding the &ldquo;seed&rdquo; center. Every time i tel him hes an idiot but hes too stubborn to just eat a damn piece of popcorn like a human 7. Mac and cheesecake? &quot;Yeetatthevoid.&quot; My buddy&#39;s step dad puts sugar in his fucking mac and cheese. Sometimes I think about it and I can&#39;t sleep 8. Yikes, &quot;Imcontagious85.&quot; I saw a person eat a tamale with the corn husk still on it... apparently many people do this...??? 9. This sounds better honestly, &quot;ItSatyB1tch.&quot; Okay, so this is more along the lines of me eating a certain dish the wrong way, but when I was little my mom would make french toast except she would put chilies, onions and sometimes chicken on it. I grew up thinking french toast was a savory dish until I ordered it at a diner and it was sweet. I still like my mom&rsquo;s version of french toast better tbh. 10. NOPE NOPE NOPE, &quot;celtics5000.&quot; I had a roommate who put ketchup on his pizza, now I completely understand that it has tomato sauce on it anyways so ketchup doesn&rsquo;t sound too crazy, but one time I made a homemade chicken Alfredo pizza with white sauce and before even taking a bite he smothered it in ketchup 11. But what if you&#39;re a broken-hearted woman in a rom-com? &quot;centech.&quot; Apparently a pint of ice cream isn&#39;t meant to be a single serving. 12. Are you a horse? &quot;Dirty_Rotten_Bastard.&quot; My grandpa would peel a green apple using this nifty little device, then salt it and put it on a stick and give it to me 13. People who eat well done steaks are psychopaths, &quot;reddittwayone.&quot; Growing up I HATED steak, my mom didn&#39;t want us having under cooked food, so steak was always well done. I was about 25 when I tried steak at a wedding that was cooked correctly. Now I love steak! 14. Go to a doctor, &quot;_Space_Bard.&quot; I eat Kiwis with the hairy skin on. My mom said I seemed to like it so she wasn&#39;t going to stop me. Later on I find out that I&#39;m a freak of nature for doing it, but I still eat it that way because I just like it. The only downside is that since I like the texture of the hair and skin, I have &quot;forbidden fruit&quot; moments when I&#39;m looking at the abdomen of a tarantula.   

The holiday season is a time for expressing gratitude toward family and friends, but it&#39;s also a time for food. And butter. Lots of butter.  We all have some quirky food preferences that annoy our loved ones and waiters everywhere, but...