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<p> </p><h2>Kids always think they can keep a secret.</h2><p>Most attentive parents know pretty much everything their kids are doing and thinking. However, part of being a kid is thinking you can pull the wool over your parent&#39;s eyes and it&#39;s sometimes fun to watch kids think they&#39;re really getting away with something.</p><p>Whether it&#39;s a hidden snack, an internet search gone wrong, or a diary confession, if a kid is trying to hide something from their parents there&#39;s a 90% chance the parents already know. Kids are smart, savvy, and inspiring, but they&#39;re not the best at keeping information to themselves...</p><p>When a recent <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cen53o/serious_parents_of_reddit_what_do_your_kids_think/">Reddit </a>user asked, &quot;Parents of Reddit, what do your kids think they are hiding that you know about?&quot; the internet was ready to deliver the craziest things their kids think they have no clue about.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>1. Oh my god, &quot;Thegauloise.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My son searched &quot;naked sexing&quot; on YouTube.</p> </blockquote><h2>2. This is so cute, &quot;848Des14.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My daughter keeps &quot;sneaking&quot; stuff to school. Only she tells our cat EVERYTHING, so she waits until I go to the bedroom to get dressed every morning, then says out loud &quot;Jingles I&#39;m taking my burger squishy to school today okay don&#39;t tell Mum&quot;.</p> <p>I can hear you. You&#39;re talking out loud. I don&#39;t care if you take your burger squishy.</p> </blockquote><h2>3. Snack thief! &quot;STORMinthian.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My 3 year old always asks for extra snacks &quot;to give to Daddy.&quot; I never see any of those snacks.</p> </blockquote><h2>4. Kids need mops? &quot;Mental_Vacation.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>The mop. He is 2 and thinks he can hide it behind his back when I walk in the room and I won&#39;t see it.</p> </blockquote><h2>5. It&#39;s always about snacks. &quot;Allisade.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My kids don&#39;t understand that it&#39;s a small house with thin walls and they can&#39;t go to the kitchen and steal snacks (or do anything really) without us hearing them do it.</p> <p>Hell, my kids still try to &quot;sneak&quot; down our squeaky ass stairs and surprise me - and are genuinely befuddled when I know they&#39;re behind me without looking.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. This is so adorable, &quot;Hastur082.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>I used to have a huge wooden wardrobe in my room. It was from my grandmother, very heavy and sturdy (the wardrobe, not my granny) now, the wardrobe is in my daughter&#39;s room (she is 8)</p> <p>She found that you can take out a wooden board of the wardrobe and there is a hidden space beneath. She has a stash of chocolates and her diary there</p> <p>She doesn&#39;t know that I used the same trick to hide stuff. One day I will tell her</p> <p> </p> </blockquote><h2>7. Aw, &quot;Aedamus.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My son has a crush on a girl a few houses down. She is 15 or 16 and he is 12. He thinks nobody knows.</p> <p>Wife and I know, her parents know, SHE knows, his uncle across the country knows, hell the ice cream truck guy knows.</p> <p>Thankfully she is an awesome kid and is careful about his feelings on the matter.</p> </blockquote><h2>8. What a routine! &quot;EntryLevelNutJob.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>When my son was 2 he would &quot;sneak&quot; out of bed. Every night around 10 minutes after we put him to bed we&#39;d hear his door creak open and then we&#39;d see him run past the hallway entrance and hide behind the corner. The longer we ignored him the more he&#39;d giggle until he&#39;d finally tip toe up to the couch and climb into my lap.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. &quot;It&#39;s a flash drive.&quot; &quot;peacegrrrl.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>His juul. In plain sight. He doesn&rsquo;t know (yet) I know it isn&rsquo;t a flash drive.</p> </blockquote><h2>10. This is creative, &quot;PM_BUTT_PICS.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My son is 4. He tells us he&#39;s allergic to tomatoes so he doesn&#39;t have to eat them.</p> <p>He&#39;s not.</p> </blockquote><h2>11. Let &#39;em lie! &quot;losier.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My kid is 6. She&rsquo;s just discovered lying and it&rsquo;s hilarious. She doesn&rsquo;t do little white lies, she tells totally unbelievable stories. I go along with them as she&rsquo;s telling it, until she reveals it was made up. Sometimes I tell her I knew, other times I let it pass. I encourage her, by engaging like it&rsquo;s real because I&rsquo;m curious about her make believe.</p> </blockquote><h2>12. This is so smart, &quot;paingry.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My husband told my 6-year-old daughter that when you lie your ears turn red. Now we know whenever she&#39;s lying because she makes sure to cover her ears first.</p> </blockquote><h2>13. UGH, &quot;metal_bulb.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My kid has peach flavored vodka hidden in his bedroom. He&rsquo;ll know I know when he finds I replaced it with water. Peach flavored vodka?! What the hell?!</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14. You have to encourage reading! &quot;Zodiacmom.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My 4 year old has a stash of books hidden in between the wall and her bed so she can &quot;read&quot; instead of sleeping. I did that up until high school and am happy to pass on rebellious reading so I don&#39;t mention it.</p> </blockquote><h2>15. Super sleuth! &quot;cartoonybear.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My daughter smoked pot a few weeks ago and didn&rsquo;t like it. Lololol. I did finally let on that I&rsquo;d figured this out and she thought I was a psychic genius. Nope, just, I was a bad kid who didn&rsquo;t get along w marijuana also.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

15 parents share the secrets they know their kids are keeping from them. We found the peach vodka.

 Kids always think they can keep a secret.Most attentive parents know pretty much everything their kids are doing and thinking. However, part of being a kid is thinking you can pull the wool over your parent&#39;s eyes and it&#39;s sometimes fun to watch kids think they&#39;re really getting away with something.Whether it&#39;s a hidden snack, an internet search gone wrong, or a diary confession, if a kid is trying to hide something from their parents there&#39;s a 90% chance the parents already know. Kids are smart, savvy, and inspiring, but they&#39;re not the best at keeping information to themselves...When a recent Reddit user asked, &quot;Parents of Reddit, what do your kids think they are hiding that you know about?&quot; the internet was ready to deliver the craziest things their kids think they have no clue about.1. Oh my god, &quot;Thegauloise.&quot; My son searched &quot;naked sexing&quot; on YouTube. 2. This is so cute, &quot;848Des14.&quot; My daughter keeps &quot;sneaking&quot; stuff to school. Only she tells our cat EVERYTHING, so she waits until I go to the bedroom to get dressed every morning, then says out loud &quot;Jingles I&#39;m taking my burger squishy to school today okay don&#39;t tell Mum&quot;. I can hear you. You&#39;re talking out loud. I don&#39;t care if you take your burger squishy. 3. Snack thief! &quot;STORMinthian.&quot; My 3 year old always asks for extra snacks &quot;to give to Daddy.&quot; I never see any of those snacks. 4. Kids need mops? &quot;Mental_Vacation.&quot; The mop. He is 2 and thinks he can hide it behind his back when I walk in the room and I won&#39;t see it. 5. It&#39;s always about snacks. &quot;Allisade.&quot; My kids don&#39;t understand that it&#39;s a small house with thin walls and they can&#39;t go to the kitchen and steal snacks (or do anything really) without us hearing them do it. Hell, my kids still try to &quot;sneak&quot; down our squeaky ass stairs and surprise me - and are genuinely befuddled when I know they&#39;re behind me without looking. 6. This is so adorable, &quot;Hastur082.&quot; I used to have a huge wooden wardrobe in my room. It was from my grandmother, very heavy and sturdy (the wardrobe, not my granny) now, the wardrobe is in my daughter&#39;s room (she is 8) She found that you can take out a wooden board of the wardrobe and there is a hidden space beneath. She has a stash of chocolates and her diary there She doesn&#39;t know that I used the same trick to hide stuff. One day I will tell her   7. Aw, &quot;Aedamus.&quot; My son has a crush on a girl a few houses down. She is 15 or 16 and he is 12. He thinks nobody knows. Wife and I know, her parents know, SHE knows, his uncle across the country knows, hell the ice cream truck guy knows. Thankfully she is an awesome kid and is careful about his feelings on the matter. 8. What a routine! &quot;EntryLevelNutJob.&quot; When my son was 2 he would &quot;sneak&quot; out of bed. Every night around 10 minutes after we put him to bed we&#39;d hear his door creak open and then we&#39;d see him run past the hallway entrance and hide behind the corner. The longer we ignored him the more he&#39;d giggle until he&#39;d finally tip toe up to the couch and climb into my lap. 9. &quot;It&#39;s a flash drive.&quot; &quot;peacegrrrl.&quot; His juul. In plain sight. He doesn&rsquo;t know (yet) I know it isn&rsquo;t a flash drive. 10. This is creative, &quot;PM_BUTT_PICS.&quot; My son is 4. He tells us he&#39;s allergic to tomatoes so he doesn&#39;t have to eat them. He&#39;s not. 11. Let &#39;em lie! &quot;losier.&quot; My kid is 6. She&rsquo;s just discovered lying and it&rsquo;s hilarious. She doesn&rsquo;t do little white lies, she tells totally unbelievable stories. I go along with them as she&rsquo;s telling it, until she reveals it was made up. Sometimes I tell her I knew, other times I let it pass. I encourage her, by engaging like it&rsquo;s real because I&rsquo;m curious about her make believe. 12. This is so smart, &quot;paingry.&quot; My husband told my 6-year-old daughter that when you lie your ears turn red. Now we know whenever she&#39;s lying because she makes sure to cover her ears first. 13. UGH, &quot;metal_bulb.&quot; My kid has peach flavored vodka hidden in his bedroom. He&rsquo;ll know I know when he finds I replaced it with water. Peach flavored vodka?! What the hell?! 14. You have to encourage reading! &quot;Zodiacmom.&quot; My 4 year old has a stash of books hidden in between the wall and her bed so she can &quot;read&quot; instead of sleeping. I did that up until high school and am happy to pass on rebellious reading so I don&#39;t mention it. 15. Super sleuth! &quot;cartoonybear.&quot; My daughter smoked pot a few weeks ago and didn&rsquo;t like it. Lololol. I did finally let on that I&rsquo;d figured this out and she thought I was a psychic genius. Nope, just, I was a bad kid who didn&rsquo;t get along w marijuana also. 

Kids always think they can keep a secret.  Most attentive parents know pretty much everything their kids are doing and thinking. However, part of being a kid is thinking you can pull the wool over your parent&#39;s eyes and it&#39;s...