If you've ever had to live with roommates, you know that you can learn a whole lot you didn't necessarily want to know about people from sharing a tiny space with them. Weird habits and hygiene routines are instantly apparent when you have roommates, but there's also unfortunately the moments when you have to hear, um, "the birds and the bees."
Most people are respectful of others within earshot of any loud behavior they're about to participate in. But when they're not, it's definitely a story for the books...
Went to a costume party as Beast, a female friend went as Belle (beauty and the beast).
Had fun, played games, got drunk, fell asleep on the couch.
Woke up to Belle loudly hooking up with Abraham Lincoln on the couch next to me. We made eye contact.
The worst part is, I felt like I should be pissed if only to stay in character. - IKirys