Sometimes, it might feel like the days are dragging on so slowly you wonder if you're just gradually transforming into a petrified, lazy gargoyle while other days you can't believe it's already May. How many pairs of sweatpants can you wear before you forget what it's like to get dressed? When are your co-workers going to figure out that you stopped wearing pants on Zoom meetings months ago? Do the days of the week matter anymore if every day is a strange blur of video calls, stress-reading the news, binge-watching television and lying on a yoga mat to scroll through Instagram? The most important thing we can do is support essential workers and do everything we can to protect ourselves and others. Wear a mask and socially distance!
If you've lost all sense of time, space, reality, and your overall identity-you're definitely not alone. Last week we brought you the funniest tweets from people who still have no clue what day it is and this week is no different. Enjoy and stay safe, everyone!