Even your one friend who has been thriving in quarantine with their new six-pack set of abs, quarantine puppy, and fully self-renovated DIY house decorated in pandemic puzzles probably isn't having the year they expected. We're all doing our best to keep local case numbers down to protect ourselves and others, which means wearing a mask and staying six feet away from others until there's a vaccine. Some days it feels like it's still March and we haven't communicated with a fellow human in decades, but here we are. What are "pants?" How many Zoom happy hour invitations can you decline before your friends start to worry?