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<h2>If your to-do list looks more like a mountain of stress and garbage and you still have no idea what day it is if it&#39;s not the weekend, here are some tweets to brighten your day...</h2><p>Between scrolling through your high school friend&#39;s Instagram post about her latest scam business and catching up on the latest crisis in the terrifying news cycle, life can sometimes feel like a runaway train of chaos and coffee. While the internet can often be a cavern of horrible opinions with intermittent vacation selfies from influencers, occasionally there&#39;s a rare, relatable and hilarious gem.</p><p>So, if you could certainly use a laugh right now, here are the funniest tweets we could find from the wonderful wits of Twitter. Enjoy!</p><h2>1.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/Thegbemiisola/status/1397583619200278531?s=20" height="974" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-28-at-101429-am-kUVcEi.jpg" width="2364" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/Thegbemiisola/status/1397583619200278531?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/LightsPlease___/status/1397899143419473926?s=20" height="944" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-28-at-101025-am-enWlIq.jpg" width="2364" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/LightsPlease___/status/1397899143419473926?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/ruledbymercuryy/status/1397945818506829844?s=20" height="998" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-28-at-102025-am-5Vy5o4.jpg" width="2440" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/ruledbymercuryy/status/1397945818506829844?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/theeashleyray/status/1397671001110900737?s=20" height="850" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-28-at-102855-am-BhGLtn.jpg" width="2302" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/theeashleyray/status/1397671001110900737?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">if my man doesn’t swipe up on my story I’m replying to his 6 friends</p>&mdash; litzy (@litzysilvaa) <a href="https://twitter.com/litzysilvaa/status/1397718555404029952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Going thru his likes so u can hate him even more &gt;</p>&mdash; 𝒥 (@nxssa) <a href="https://twitter.com/nxssa/status/1397773511825891330?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">cant relate to olivia bc none of my exes look happy or healthy</p>&mdash; nesrin danan (@blackprints) <a href="https://twitter.com/blackprints/status/1397639217627365377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 26, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I ordered a 16 piece flatware set from target and instead of 16 pieces they sent a singular mug. I called and was like hey, u only sent me a mug! and they were like so sorry. we will send u a new set!! and it arrived today. and it was. one singular plate. I can’t stop laughing</p>&mdash; ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) <a href="https://twitter.com/holy_schnitt/status/1397751300545208325?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">this remote never needed new batteries, all it needed was a few smacks to work <a href="https://t.co/64VuGPHTel">pic.twitter.com/64VuGPHTel</a></p>&mdash; T ♛ (@tosinolajide_) <a href="https://twitter.com/tosinolajide_/status/1397652542348308483?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 26, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Dream job” really is a wild phrase bc dream of working? <a href="https://t.co/bhm4GhJDYp">pic.twitter.com/bhm4GhJDYp</a></p>&mdash; ً (@tayribb) <a href="https://twitter.com/tayribb/status/1397916185438482433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">hotel prices going up now that they heard we boycotting Airbnb. <a href="https://t.co/iHaD1Nyuo8">pic.twitter.com/iHaD1Nyuo8</a></p>&mdash; Tevon A. Blair, M.A. (@TevonBlair) <a href="https://twitter.com/TevonBlair/status/1397722637082808320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Honestly no offense but i love falling asleep And sleeping. i love being Unconscious</p>&mdash; vena (@wiredg1rl) <a href="https://twitter.com/wiredg1rl/status/1397748527548170242?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">One time I was smoking outside while I was working a double at a restaurant in the West Village and David Schwimmer walked by and I yelled “I’m on MY break!!!!!” And he hated it!! Anyway hope he mentions it at the reunion.</p>&mdash; Maggie Crane (@MargaretKCrane) <a href="https://twitter.com/MargaretKCrane/status/1397935468235399179?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">seen four cockroaches in the bathroom today <a href="https://t.co/8O5PwDdyo9">pic.twitter.com/8O5PwDdyo9</a></p>&mdash; Madden 08 ☻ (@TheirMaddesty) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheirMaddesty/status/1397962465518960642?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">kesha really had me singing that i was going to brush my teeth with a bottle of jack in the 4th grade</p>&mdash; elise morgan (@crocfanpage) <a href="https://twitter.com/crocfanpage/status/1398007913189347341?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">me: this drink like isn’t strong at all <br><br>me 15 mins later to the bartender: I think everything stems back to my fear of trust?</p>&mdash; Danny Murphy (@kashmeredanny) <a href="https://twitter.com/kashmeredanny/status/1397966756032008200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">they missed each other <a href="https://t.co/1VBWGNXoDC">pic.twitter.com/1VBWGNXoDC</a></p>&mdash; Noah 🧚‍♀️ (@wtfnoaugh) <a href="https://twitter.com/wtfnoaugh/status/1397919331107753995?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

17 funny tweets to give you a laugh today.

If your to-do list looks more like a mountain of stress and garbage and you still have no idea what day it is if it&#39;s not the weekend, here are some tweets to brighten your day...Between scrolling through your high school friend&#39;s Instagram post about her latest scam business and catching up on the latest crisis in the terrifying news cycle, life can sometimes feel like a runaway train of chaos and coffee. While the internet can often be a cavern of horrible opinions with intermittent vacation selfies from influencers, occasionally there&#39;s a rare, relatable and hilarious gem.So, if you could certainly use a laugh right now, here are the funniest tweets we could find from the wonderful wits of Twitter. Enjoy!1.  Twitter2.  Twitter3.  Twitter4.  Twitter5.if my man doesn’t swipe up on my story I’m replying to his 6 friends&mdash; litzy (@litzysilvaa) May 27, 2021 6.Going thru his likes so u can hate him even more &gt;&mdash; 𝒥 (@nxssa) May 27, 2021 7.cant relate to olivia bc none of my exes look happy or healthy&mdash; nesrin danan (@blackprints) May 26, 2021 8.I ordered a 16 piece flatware set from target and instead of 16 pieces they sent a singular mug. I called and was like hey, u only sent me a mug! and they were like so sorry. we will send u a new set!! and it arrived today. and it was. one singular plate. I can’t stop laughing&mdash; ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 27, 2021 9.this remote never needed new batteries, all it needed was a few smacks to work pic.twitter.com/64VuGPHTel&mdash; T ♛ (@tosinolajide_) May 26, 2021 10.“Dream job” really is a wild phrase bc dream of working? pic.twitter.com/bhm4GhJDYp&mdash; ً (@tayribb) May 27, 2021 11.hotel prices going up now that they heard we boycotting Airbnb. pic.twitter.com/iHaD1Nyuo8&mdash; Tevon A. Blair, M.A. (@TevonBlair) May 27, 2021 12.Honestly no offense but i love falling asleep And sleeping. i love being Unconscious&mdash; vena (@wiredg1rl) May 27, 2021 13.One time I was smoking outside while I was working a double at a restaurant in the West Village and David Schwimmer walked by and I yelled “I’m on MY break!!!!!” And he hated it!! Anyway hope he mentions it at the reunion.&mdash; Maggie Crane (@MargaretKCrane) May 27, 2021 14.seen four cockroaches in the bathroom today pic.twitter.com/8O5PwDdyo9&mdash; Madden 08 ☻ (@TheirMaddesty) May 27, 2021 15.kesha really had me singing that i was going to brush my teeth with a bottle of jack in the 4th grade&mdash; elise morgan (@crocfanpage) May 27, 2021 16.me: this drink like isn’t strong at all me 15 mins later to the bartender: I think everything stems back to my fear of trust?&mdash; Danny Murphy (@kashmeredanny) May 27, 2021 17.they missed each other pic.twitter.com/1VBWGNXoDC&mdash; Noah 🧚‍♀️ (@wtfnoaugh) May 27, 2021  

If your to-do list looks more like a mountain of stress and garbage and you still have no idea what day it is if it&#39;s not the weekend, here are some tweets to brighten your day...  Between scrolling through your high school...