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<h2>While it can be terrifying to break a house rule and risk getting grounded for life as a child, when the statute of limitations on your petty crime is up, it can be a hilarious story for Thanksgiving...</h2><p>So, when a <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2t1u8m/what_is_one_secret_your_parents_can_never_know/">Reddit </a>user asked, &quot;What is one secret your parents can never know?&quot; people were ready to finally reveal a sneaky confession they&#39;ve kept from their parents for years. Yes, we did all did indeed have parties every time you went away...</p><h2>1.</h2><blockquote> <p>Replaced bourbon from a priceless bottle of liquor with Evan Williams when I was 15. I found out later my parents were saving the bottle for their 50th Anniversary. It was given to them by my great grandpa at their wedding. Still have 23 years to break the news. - [deleted]</p> </blockquote><h2>2.</h2><blockquote> <p>One time a dropped an entire roll of toilet paper into the bowl when trying to change it. I didn&#39;t want them to know I ruined an entire roll so I hid it in my closet and over a course of a few weeks I would rip away pieces and throw them away. - SamePotato</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><blockquote> <p>My sister and I were reading through my mom&#39;s old high school yearbook, and we kept seeing everyone sign saying something along the lines of, &quot;Congrats, you and X are perfect together!&quot; X is not our dad, and we had never heard X&#39;s name mentioned before.</p> </blockquote><p> </p><blockquote> <p>After a little more digging we found out she had married X right out of high school, divorced, then married our father. Neither of us really cared, but it was still a huge shock she hasn&#39;t told us now that we&#39;re both in our mid twenties. - thelarge1</p> </blockquote><h2>4.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I was 8 me and my sister cracked my dads chess board. We hid the pieces in someone else&#39;s trash can. My Dad has had it since he was 11 he was 46 at the time and he was fuming mad. He thought he lost it, and he still does - Histo12</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><blockquote> <p>That I&#39;m planning on eloping in Disney in just a few months. My fianc&eacute; and I don&#39;t want to deal with the stress of a big wedding (or my family) - breakyourwings</p> </blockquote><h2>6.</h2><blockquote> <p>I went to burning man at 17 without my mom knowing. Dad helped cover it up though. - gagballs</p> </blockquote><h2>7.</h2><blockquote> <p>That I eat meat. Both of my parents are devout Hindus so if that got leaked it would be really f*cking bad. Specifically that I f*cking love steak and burgers. I&#39;m pretty sure they would cut me off socially and financially. - cptsexpanther</p> </blockquote><h2>8.</h2><blockquote> <p>My parents are massive anti-military hippies. They don&#39;t know I was an officer in the United States Navy. Six years. Fortunately my parents aren&#39;t Facebook parents, so I had enough time that I could edit posts and pictures my friends posted so they didn&#39;t show up to family. I told them I had a busy job, or a girlfriend or whatever to avoid going home for the holidays. I&#39;m extremely surprised I pulled it off. - [deleted]</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><blockquote> <p>I searched Craigslist for &quot;free kittens&quot; and drove 1.5 hrs to the sticks to adopt a 5 week old kitten. I told my parents that my sister and I had found him outside of Burger King&#39;s trash bins. Three years later and he&#39;s still my boy, but my parents would flip out if they knew the truth. - mfchipley</p> </blockquote><h2>10.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I told them that I was sleeping over at my friend&#39;s house for 3 days and that we had a lot of activities planned out in celebration of our successes in our exams, I actually went to Barcelona then France then Italy.- Jawadd12</p> </blockquote><h2>11.</h2><blockquote> <p>While at work i faked an athsma attack to get out of work early. Mom took me to urgent care center after the inhaler &quot;didn&#39;t help&quot;...the docs ran an EKG and found something peculiar, after a breathing treatment they advised that I follow up with a cardiologist and sent me home.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><blockquote> <p>Fast forward 3 months and countless doctors and specialists and we discovered that i have a hole in my heart that requires open heart surgery. yup, a lie to skip out on work saved my life. - Dis_Is_Garbage</p> </blockquote><h2>12.</h2><blockquote> <p>My mom read through my Facebook messages and found out that I had sex with 3 people. She called me a slut for years after. She never needs to know what that number actually is. - OwnedByAVizala</p> </blockquote><h2>13.</h2><blockquote> <p>That party I threw in high school when you guys were out of town for the weekend that you found out about due to my snitch a*s neighbors, wasn&#39;t just &quot;some guys drinking beer and playing poker&quot; it was actually an ecstasy-fueled o*gy.. and yes your bed was used. - 90s_Dad_D*ck</p> </blockquote><h2>14.</h2><blockquote> <p>That I use to sneak into sister bedroom after bedtime and play game boy with her. God I felt like such a ninja - Banan4monkey12</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I got engaged, my very Catholic mother whispered to me &quot;has he tried to kiss you yet?&quot;</p> </blockquote><p> </p><blockquote> <p>I&#39;m a semi-famous dominatrix, and have been since three years before she asked that question. - misskinky</p> </blockquote><h2>16.</h2><blockquote> <p>My wife had an affair and we reconciled. - [deleted]</p> </blockquote><h2>17.</h2><blockquote> <p>It was me who superglued<span style="color: rgb(119, 119, 119); font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.01em; font-style: italic;"> the fridge shut. I just blamed it on my brother. - [deleted]</span></p> </blockquote><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

17 people share the secret they've been keeping from their parents for years.

While it can be terrifying to break a house rule and risk getting grounded for life as a child, when the statute of limitations on your petty crime is up, it can be a hilarious story for Thanksgiving...So, when a Reddit user asked, &quot;What is one secret your parents can never know?&quot; people were ready to finally reveal a sneaky confession they&#39;ve kept from their parents for years. Yes, we did all did indeed have parties every time you went away...1. Replaced bourbon from a priceless bottle of liquor with Evan Williams when I was 15. I found out later my parents were saving the bottle for their 50th Anniversary. It was given to them by my great grandpa at their wedding. Still have 23 years to break the news. - [deleted] 2. One time a dropped an entire roll of toilet paper into the bowl when trying to change it. I didn&#39;t want them to know I ruined an entire roll so I hid it in my closet and over a course of a few weeks I would rip away pieces and throw them away. - SamePotato 3. My sister and I were reading through my mom&#39;s old high school yearbook, and we kept seeing everyone sign saying something along the lines of, &quot;Congrats, you and X are perfect together!&quot; X is not our dad, and we had never heard X&#39;s name mentioned before.   After a little more digging we found out she had married X right out of high school, divorced, then married our father. Neither of us really cared, but it was still a huge shock she hasn&#39;t told us now that we&#39;re both in our mid twenties. - thelarge1 4. When I was 8 me and my sister cracked my dads chess board. We hid the pieces in someone else&#39;s trash can. My Dad has had it since he was 11 he was 46 at the time and he was fuming mad. He thought he lost it, and he still does - Histo12 5. That I&#39;m planning on eloping in Disney in just a few months. My fianc&eacute; and I don&#39;t want to deal with the stress of a big wedding (or my family) - breakyourwings 6. I went to burning man at 17 without my mom knowing. Dad helped cover it up though. - gagballs 7. That I eat meat. Both of my parents are devout Hindus so if that got leaked it would be really f*cking bad. Specifically that I f*cking love steak and burgers. I&#39;m pretty sure they would cut me off socially and financially. - cptsexpanther 8. My parents are massive anti-military hippies. They don&#39;t know I was an officer in the United States Navy. Six years. Fortunately my parents aren&#39;t Facebook parents, so I had enough time that I could edit posts and pictures my friends posted so they didn&#39;t show up to family. I told them I had a busy job, or a girlfriend or whatever to avoid going home for the holidays. I&#39;m extremely surprised I pulled it off. - [deleted] 9. I searched Craigslist for &quot;free kittens&quot; and drove 1.5 hrs to the sticks to adopt a 5 week old kitten. I told my parents that my sister and I had found him outside of Burger King&#39;s trash bins. Three years later and he&#39;s still my boy, but my parents would flip out if they knew the truth. - mfchipley 10. When I told them that I was sleeping over at my friend&#39;s house for 3 days and that we had a lot of activities planned out in celebration of our successes in our exams, I actually went to Barcelona then France then Italy.- Jawadd12 11. While at work i faked an athsma attack to get out of work early. Mom took me to urgent care center after the inhaler &quot;didn&#39;t help&quot;...the docs ran an EKG and found something peculiar, after a breathing treatment they advised that I follow up with a cardiologist and sent me home.   Fast forward 3 months and countless doctors and specialists and we discovered that i have a hole in my heart that requires open heart surgery. yup, a lie to skip out on work saved my life. - Dis_Is_Garbage 12. My mom read through my Facebook messages and found out that I had sex with 3 people. She called me a slut for years after. She never needs to know what that number actually is. - OwnedByAVizala 13. That party I threw in high school when you guys were out of town for the weekend that you found out about due to my snitch a*s neighbors, wasn&#39;t just &quot;some guys drinking beer and playing poker&quot; it was actually an ecstasy-fueled o*gy.. and yes your bed was used. - 90s_Dad_D*ck 14. That I use to sneak into sister bedroom after bedtime and play game boy with her. God I felt like such a ninja - Banan4monkey12 15. When I got engaged, my very Catholic mother whispered to me &quot;has he tried to kiss you yet?&quot;   I&#39;m a semi-famous dominatrix, and have been since three years before she asked that question. - misskinky 16. My wife had an affair and we reconciled. - [deleted] 17. It was me who superglued the fridge shut. I just blamed it on my brother. - [deleted]  

While it can be terrifying to break a house rule and risk getting grounded for life as a child, when the statute of limitations on your petty crime is up, it can be a hilarious story for Thanksgiving...  So, when a Reddit user asked,...