Don't be mean and hurt other people's feelings unless, of course, they really deserve it. While it's always best to keep your mouth shut if you don't have anything nice to say, sometimes a good, cut-to-the-soul, specific burn is so hilarious you remember it forever.
When a recent Reddit user asked, "What is the best insult you've ever heard?" people were ready to share their most memorable burns. Save these for your enemies, they sting like a paper cut on a lime wedge.
To a woman cursing at me;
"Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth?"
(Heated discussion at an editorial meeting)
BRITISH REPORTER: "A pretty strong opinion from someone whose last book read was 'Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day.' "
AMERICAN REPORTER: "Hey man...At least I read the book. You waited for the movie. "