18 tweets about celebrating the 4th of July in 2022.

Jul 1, 2022 | 7:50 PM

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Hot dogs on the grill, rooftop parties, fireworks, texting your cousin's ex-boyfriend's brother's uncle to see if they still own that boat--4th of July weekend has arrived...

So, if you're torn about celebrating all-things America this year, but you do want to enjoy beer on a rooftop while a loud sky show terrifies every dog in town, here are the best tweets we could find from people who don't know what to do this July 4th.

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Celebrating 4th of July this year would be like celebrating Father’s Day the year your dad left your mom for the babysitter and got arrested for sending bad alimony checks.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) July 1, 2022

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Yes I will be eating and drinking and smoking this weekend, doesn’t mean I’m celebrating 4th of July
— Miguel (@Miguel) July 1, 2022

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The 4th of July is gonna hit different this year.
— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) July 1, 2022

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4th of July should read the room and reschedule
— Carlos ⚡ (@CarlosCrits) July 1, 2022

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People asking my 4th of July plans (or inviting me to theirs) are getting some weird answers
— Second-Class Citizen Selina (@selina3sticks) July 1, 2022

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4th of July plans? I’ll be wearing all black mourning the loss of democracy.
— jacob haren (@jacobdharen) July 1, 2022

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PSA: DUE TO LACK OF RIGHTS FOR WOMEN..JULY 4TH..HAS BEEN CANCELED.
— Ann Workman (@AnnWorkmanGirl) June 27, 2022

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Already torn about what July 4th means this year TBH.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) July 1, 2022

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July 4th this year feels like attending a birthday party for someone in hospice.
— Christian Finnegan (@ChristFinnegan) July 1, 2022

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4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.
— megan (@MeganAnnD) June 24, 2022

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The 4th of July is such an awkward holiday nowadays
— KrystleW227 (@krystle_w227) June 27, 2022

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do not post a 45 minute video of fireworks on ur story on 4th of july.
— jalynn (@jalynnespinosaa) July 1, 2022

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every 4th of July we eat hotdogs to commemorate the absolute weenies who founded the country
— Kevin Burke (@Ke7inBurke) June 30, 2022

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Gonna be weird celebrating the 4th of July this year with the lack of independence.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) June 27, 2022

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I’m actively not celebrating 4th of July this year.
— MaeMae (@maiamimi) July 1, 2022

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The 4th of July showing up right now and expecting us to smile is so rude. Clearly we already did Last Call...
— Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) July 1, 2022

18.

so, how is everyone planning on ruining their family’s 4th of July BBQ?
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) July 1, 2022

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