17 tweets from people who wish they hadn't bought a plane ticket this summer.

Jul 18, 2022 | 7:19 PM

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Unfortunately teleportation hasn't been invented yet and if we want to quickly travel across the globe, we have no choice but to endure the torturous slog of flying...

Navigating through security, arriving to the gate on time, cursing the people who stand up the second the plane lands. So, if you could use some online healing through venting about the torture that is flying right now, here are the funniest tweets we could find from people who are taking the train next time.

Um, are you sure, Delta?

Like this to manifest a summer of incredible travel.
— Delta (@Delta) July 13, 2022

1.

So this happened at the airport pic.twitter.com/oUkbWnpZtr
— Jennifer Driver (she/her) (@_jenniferdriver) July 17, 2022

2.

Behind a family of 12 in the Newark Airport security line for a 6 am flight is my personal Vecna
— Tripp Murphy (@tmurphnasty_) July 10, 2022

3.

Meanwhile, at Edinburgh airport, a pile of nightmares and anxiety. (Via @erikgellatly.)

Dear @British_Airways, you’re terrible at getting people and their things from points A to B. pic.twitter.com/kAMZMYM6vx
— Matt Ginella (@MattGinella) July 18, 2022

4.

I just wanna go to bed but I’m stuck at the airport with endless delays pic.twitter.com/33YYTFiGqB
— i m r a n (@ohheyimran) July 18, 2022

5.

Hey @AmericanAir great job on day 2 of this clusterfuck nightmare. After turning my 2 flight day into a 5 flight day with 3 flights being late and 2 cancelled, THEN ya lost my luggage, did a sold out show in sweatpants, now my bag’s in a city I’m not in. Hard to fuck up this bad
— Titus (@TitusNation) July 15, 2022

6.

MYSTERY FLIGHT!?! pic.twitter.com/U2qi5ejEyZ
— is maith liom dimitri (@DuckUtena) July 12, 2022

7.

currently dissolving my legs off waiting in airport security line
— statcounts↝📊 (@StatCounts) July 12, 2022

8.

Overheard airport security line —

Grandma: I need a Xanax. Know what that is?
Grandkid: A drug?
Grandma: A drug for when your grandbabies get on your last nerve
— Sarah Smith (@sarahesmith23) July 14, 2022

9.

TSA be wanting us to strip to our socks and somehow magically put everything back on within 10 seconds.
— Niccoya (@niccoyat) July 18, 2022

10.

Me taking off my mask for the TSA agent pic.twitter.com/L3fLiOrKoi
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) July 15, 2022

11.

Doesn't matter the airport or how smooth of a process it is, I will enter the security line as a human and exit as a damp pile of hay with shoes on top
— Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) November 8, 2021

12.

Toronto (Pearson) airport security (pre) lineup for domestic flights, as of 715am. This has been going on for ... how many months now ? pic.twitter.com/ee4NyB0do4
— Jonathan Kay (@jonkay) July 16, 2022

13.

normal ppl: wait in airport security line for 3 hours

me, absolute FIEND: wait at starbucks before security until boarding starts, tell a member of staff that I'm running late for my flight, get put to the front of the queue
— shitprophet (@shitprophet) July 14, 2022

14.

europe is overheating, airports are overflowing, if you are planning to fly in, don’t, if you are coming anyway, be mentally prepared to be stranded. friendly reminder.
— morello (@rdzaminhat) July 16, 2022

15.

How bad is the Amsterdam airport right now? Well…. pic.twitter.com/Isl1KRT6ny
— Calling2UrMom (@Calling2M) July 18, 2022

16.

Much coughing around me. I miss when everyone on the plane wore masks. pic.twitter.com/RIjhQylm3z
— Xuân Rayne 🦝 SD, CA & FMTY (@svgwhitelotus) July 9, 2022

17.

Can’t fly back to the UK right now because the runway is melting apparently so the airport is closed, couldn’t make this up😂
— ‎Josh Edmondson (@JoshEdm_) July 18, 2022

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