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<h2>Sometimes all you can do to escape the chaos of the daily grind and panic-inducing news cycle is scroll mindlessly through social media apps until you come across a hilariously relatable Tweet...</h2><p>Go ahead, spam the group chat with endless Tweets and TikToks until everyone unsubscribes, you deserve it! While the internet can often be a depressing, troll-filled, trash pile of uninformed yet confident opinions and influencers selling vitamins that put a filter on your skin, there are some occasional gems. We all could use a break from the rabbit hole of stalking our co-worker&#39;s sister&#39;s boyfriend&#39;s high school friend&#39;s dog&#39;s Instagram account, right? </p><p>So, if you&#39;re in need of a laugh to get you through your daily hustle, here are the funniest tweets we could find from the wonderful wits of Twitter-dot-com. Enjoy!</p><h2>1.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/amil/status/1399413699622936578?s=20" height="940" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-06-01-at-114745-am-XzeyXS.jpg" width="2260" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/amil/status/1399413699622936578?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">we don&#39;t give scott pilgrim vs the world enough credit when they literally predicted elon musk and grimes <a href="https://t.co/T5tSKzHGpC">pic.twitter.com/T5tSKzHGpC</a></p>&mdash; paula (derogatory) (@icaruscurse) <a href="https://twitter.com/icaruscurse/status/1399193888372428802?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 31, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“are u okay?” no but I’m funny.</p>&mdash; OG 🥶💨 (@noony0g) <a href="https://twitter.com/noony0g/status/1399382270063034372?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 31, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We need a Shazam for perfumes.</p>&mdash; Bayo (@mister_ade5) <a href="https://twitter.com/mister_ade5/status/1399291381605093376?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 31, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/yafavdeyj/status/1399480509881802757?s=20" height="1000" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-06-01-at-115212-am-azVCaL.jpg" width="2290" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/yafavdeyj/status/1399480509881802757?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My wife and I went out the other day and I forgot my wallet. When it was time to pay, she had no problem handling the bill...with my spare card that she keeps in her purse.</p>&mdash; Samir (@ShutUpSamir) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShutUpSamir/status/1399533472956534784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 1, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“you’re so chill” thanks ive lost connection with reality</p>&mdash; virgobaby (@maybeeevirgo) <a href="https://twitter.com/maybeeevirgo/status/1399072400172519432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/coolmathgame_/status/1399424650296258562?s=20" height="976" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-06-01-at-120757-pm-ui9TEB.jpg" width="2326" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/coolmathgame_/status/1399424650296258562?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Skin care is expensive… don’t touch my face</p>&mdash; Marissa Marie (@marissmarie_) <a href="https://twitter.com/marissmarie_/status/1399228486816989190?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 31, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“are u ok?” no, i need a vacation 😩</p>&mdash; cara🦋 (@luvcaray) <a href="https://twitter.com/luvcaray/status/1399375518521126916?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 31, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I went outside yesterday.<br><br>1.) It’s expensive.<br>2.) It’s too many people. <br><br>See y’all next year.</p>&mdash; 🤷🏾‍♂️ (@KoolAidPappi) <a href="https://twitter.com/KoolAidPappi/status/1399124202758807556?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Amazing that the game of LIFE was somehow more boring than actual life. Truly unreal to make kids play that.</p>&mdash; Chris Calogero (@RealChrisCal) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealChrisCal/status/1398129153992531970?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 28, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Y’all remember when we hade to download an app to use flashlights? <a href="https://t.co/cP1rBPMQWa">pic.twitter.com/cP1rBPMQWa</a></p>&mdash; KWAB🇬🇭 (@kwab122) <a href="https://twitter.com/kwab122/status/1399163362953551875?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 31, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me to Me: You expensive asf</p>&mdash; M.Mack (@Topnotch_Mae) <a href="https://twitter.com/Topnotch_Mae/status/1399051397065228293?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/kyliesbirkins/status/1399180937309691913?s=20" height="944" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-06-01-at-115658-am-afPRZd.jpg" width="2224" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/kyliesbirkins/status/1399180937309691913?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I might just ghost everyone and call it a year.</p>&mdash; rpj💗 (@rai_btw) <a href="https://twitter.com/rai_btw/status/1399205656406769667?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 31, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yes. It&#39;s 1st June.<br><br>You&#39;ve wasted 41% of 2021</p>&mdash; LumrahLanyard (@LumrahL) <a href="https://twitter.com/LumrahL/status/1399397202754097154?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 31, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">my problem is I want my package the same day I ordered it.</p>&mdash; kath (@kathhsaludes) <a href="https://twitter.com/kathhsaludes/status/1399341817473093636?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 31, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

18 funny tweets to give you a laugh today.

Sometimes all you can do to escape the chaos of the daily grind and panic-inducing news cycle is scroll mindlessly through social media apps until you come across a hilariously relatable Tweet...Go ahead, spam the group chat with endless Tweets and TikToks until everyone unsubscribes, you deserve it! While the internet can often be a depressing, troll-filled, trash pile of uninformed yet confident opinions and influencers selling vitamins that put a filter on your skin, there are some occasional gems. We all could use a break from the rabbit hole of stalking our co-worker&#39;s sister&#39;s boyfriend&#39;s high school friend&#39;s dog&#39;s Instagram account, right? So, if you&#39;re in need of a laugh to get you through your daily hustle, here are the funniest tweets we could find from the wonderful wits of Twitter-dot-com. Enjoy!1.  Twitter2.we don&#39;t give scott pilgrim vs the world enough credit when they literally predicted elon musk and grimes pic.twitter.com/T5tSKzHGpC&mdash; paula (derogatory) (@icaruscurse) May 31, 2021 3.“are u okay?” no but I’m funny.&mdash; OG 🥶💨 (@noony0g) May 31, 2021 4.We need a Shazam for perfumes.&mdash; Bayo (@mister_ade5) May 31, 2021 5.  Twitter6.My wife and I went out the other day and I forgot my wallet. When it was time to pay, she had no problem handling the bill...with my spare card that she keeps in her purse.&mdash; Samir (@ShutUpSamir) June 1, 2021 7.“you’re so chill” thanks ive lost connection with reality&mdash; virgobaby (@maybeeevirgo) May 30, 2021 8.  Twitter9.Skin care is expensive… don’t touch my face&mdash; Marissa Marie (@marissmarie_) May 31, 2021 10.“are u ok?” no, i need a vacation 😩&mdash; cara🦋 (@luvcaray) May 31, 2021 11.I went outside yesterday.1.) It’s expensive.2.) It’s too many people. See y’all next year.&mdash; 🤷🏾‍♂️ (@KoolAidPappi) May 30, 2021 12.Amazing that the game of LIFE was somehow more boring than actual life. Truly unreal to make kids play that.&mdash; Chris Calogero (@RealChrisCal) May 28, 2021 13.Y’all remember when we hade to download an app to use flashlights? pic.twitter.com/cP1rBPMQWa&mdash; KWAB🇬🇭 (@kwab122) May 31, 2021 14.Me to Me: You expensive asf&mdash; M.Mack (@Topnotch_Mae) May 30, 2021 15.  Twitter16.I might just ghost everyone and call it a year.&mdash; rpj💗 (@rai_btw) May 31, 2021 17.Yes. It&#39;s 1st June.You&#39;ve wasted 41% of 2021&mdash; LumrahLanyard (@LumrahL) May 31, 2021 18.my problem is I want my package the same day I ordered it.&mdash; kath (@kathhsaludes) May 31, 2021 

Sometimes all you can do to escape the chaos of the daily grind and panic-inducing news cycle is scroll mindlessly through social media apps until you come across a hilariously relatable Tweet...  Go ahead, spam the group chat with endless...