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<h2>Being a parent can be a complicated journey in rewarding, life-changing, beautiful moments with intermittent grocery store aisle temper tantrums from hell, soggy Cheerios in your hair, and questioning all of humanity&#39;s choices...</h2><p>So, if you could use some hilarious inspiration from fellow parents, here are the funniest tweets we could find from moms who dared to be honest online about the struggles and joys of raising children.</p><h2>1.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No one wants your attention more than a kid in the back seat of a vehicle you&#39;re driving while you&#39;re trying to locate an address.</p>&mdash; Jacana Mommy (@jacanamommy) <a href="https://twitter.com/jacanamommy/status/1536766045939109888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>2.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My six year old is QUITE disappointed to learn what a car pool actually is.</p>&mdash; Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) <a href="https://twitter.com/courtneyellis/status/1537261463584223232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 16, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Oh, you ran a 5K today? Cool.<br><br>I buckled a toddler into a car seat twice today, so we both burned the same amount of calories.</p>&mdash; Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) <a href="https://twitter.com/Six_Pack_Mom/status/1536704219625009153?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Honey, the Kids Shrunk Our Bank Account<br><br>- coming to theaters this summer, probably</p>&mdash; Anna (@AnnaDoesntWant2) <a href="https://twitter.com/AnnaDoesntWant2/status/1535231605169696773?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 10, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I really miss my kids being young, not because of their cuteness, but because I used to tell them that things were closed when it was raining, and they believed me.</p>&mdash; KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) <a href="https://twitter.com/IDontSpeakWhine/status/1535603954284998656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My daughter lost a tooth today and asked if the tooth fairy was going to bring her $5 so I think it’s safe to say that not even the tooth fairy can escape this inflation.</p>&mdash; Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) <a href="https://twitter.com/sarabellab123/status/1535023996353355776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 9, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Legend states that the moment the moon rises and your eyelids become heavy enough to close, a small child will immediately appear in an emergent state of dehydration</p>&mdash; Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) <a href="https://twitter.com/maryfairybobrry/status/1531821303623258113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 1, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Parent pro tip: <br><br>Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. <br><br>They are about to ask to borrow money.</p>&mdash; Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) <a href="https://twitter.com/sarcasticmommy4/status/1531624897050337287?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 31, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“Ooof no dragons” <br>-My child’s scathing review of the book I’m reading</p>&mdash; Midge (@mxmclain) <a href="https://twitter.com/mxmclain/status/1539976212596105216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 23, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There should be a different word for vacation when it’s with your kids. Like exhaustation.</p>&mdash; @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) <a href="https://twitter.com/LMemeit/status/1539665281261350912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 22, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why do my children think they can talk to me in the morning</p>&mdash; Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) <a href="https://twitter.com/reallifemommy3/status/1536692382720221185?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The kid said “I’m just not like you, I’m not naturally organized” and I wish I could have recorded it to send to my mother to give her that amazing comic relief.</p>&mdash; ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing) <a href="https://twitter.com/ziibiing/status/1544679798710083587?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 6, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My kid really just said “ are you not letting me go outside and play with my friends cause you don’t have any?”</p>&mdash; McM ☀️ —- (@mcm55leafs) <a href="https://twitter.com/mcm55leafs/status/1544057049285263361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 4, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My kid just said “mom come rub my back” and I really forget sometimes that it’s her world and I’m just living in it</p>&mdash; maddy (@maddyferggg) <a href="https://twitter.com/maddyferggg/status/1544072461477486592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 4, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Being a mom &amp; a bad bitch is not for the weak</p>&mdash; Hawa. (@MsJah_) <a href="https://twitter.com/MsJah_/status/1543699059151720449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 3, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kid: We never have anything good to eat! <br><br>Me: Go shake your car seat out.</p>&mdash; Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) <a href="https://twitter.com/SatiricalMommy/status/1538990212973568000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m just a mom, standing in front of her child, trying to convince them to go to the activity they convinced me to sign them up for.</p>&mdash; Jessie (@mommajessiec) <a href="https://twitter.com/mommajessiec/status/1534579574431956992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Love dropping 200 bucks at the zoo so my kids can lose their shit when they see a pigeon.</p>&mdash; Laura Marie (@lmegordon) <a href="https://twitter.com/lmegordon/status/1530251076880023556?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 27, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Being a mom is being out til 2 and back up at 7 with your kid 😭</p>&mdash; COACH (@imcharlieray) <a href="https://twitter.com/imcharlieray/status/1543199950414221313?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 2, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

19 of the funniest tweets from moms who dared to be honest about parenting.

Being a parent can be a complicated journey in rewarding, life-changing, beautiful moments with intermittent grocery store aisle temper tantrums from hell, soggy Cheerios in your hair, and questioning all of humanity&#39;s choices...So, if you could use some hilarious inspiration from fellow parents, here are the funniest tweets we could find from moms who dared to be honest online about the struggles and joys of raising children.1.No one wants your attention more than a kid in the back seat of a vehicle you&#39;re driving while you&#39;re trying to locate an address.&mdash; Jacana Mommy (@jacanamommy) June 14, 2022 2.My six year old is QUITE disappointed to learn what a car pool actually is.&mdash; Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) June 16, 2022 3.Oh, you ran a 5K today? Cool.I buckled a toddler into a car seat twice today, so we both burned the same amount of calories.&mdash; Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 14, 2022 4.Honey, the Kids Shrunk Our Bank Account- coming to theaters this summer, probably&mdash; Anna (@AnnaDoesntWant2) June 10, 2022 5.I really miss my kids being young, not because of their cuteness, but because I used to tell them that things were closed when it was raining, and they believed me.&mdash; KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) June 11, 2022 6.My daughter lost a tooth today and asked if the tooth fairy was going to bring her $5 so I think it’s safe to say that not even the tooth fairy can escape this inflation.&mdash; Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) June 9, 2022 7.Legend states that the moment the moon rises and your eyelids become heavy enough to close, a small child will immediately appear in an emergent state of dehydration&mdash; Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) June 1, 2022 8.Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money.&mdash; Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 31, 2022 9.“Ooof no dragons” -My child’s scathing review of the book I’m reading&mdash; Midge (@mxmclain) June 23, 2022 10.There should be a different word for vacation when it’s with your kids. Like exhaustation.&mdash; @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) June 22, 2022 11.Why do my children think they can talk to me in the morning&mdash; Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 14, 2022 12.The kid said “I’m just not like you, I’m not naturally organized” and I wish I could have recorded it to send to my mother to give her that amazing comic relief.&mdash; ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing) July 6, 2022 13.My kid really just said “ are you not letting me go outside and play with my friends cause you don’t have any?”&mdash; McM ☀️ —- (@mcm55leafs) July 4, 2022 14.My kid just said “mom come rub my back” and I really forget sometimes that it’s her world and I’m just living in it&mdash; maddy (@maddyferggg) July 4, 2022 15.Being a mom &amp; a bad bitch is not for the weak&mdash; Hawa. (@MsJah_) July 3, 2022 16.Kid: We never have anything good to eat! Me: Go shake your car seat out.&mdash; Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) June 20, 2022 17.I’m just a mom, standing in front of her child, trying to convince them to go to the activity they convinced me to sign them up for.&mdash; Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 8, 2022 18.Love dropping 200 bucks at the zoo so my kids can lose their shit when they see a pigeon.&mdash; Laura Marie (@lmegordon) May 27, 2022 19.Being a mom is being out til 2 and back up at 7 with your kid 😭&mdash; COACH (@imcharlieray) July 2, 2022 

Being a parent can be a complicated journey in rewarding, life-changing, beautiful moments with intermittent grocery store aisle temper tantrums from hell, soggy Cheerios in your hair, and questioning all of humanity&#39;s choices...  So,...