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<h2>The internet can often be a winding tunnel of doom, but at least there are some meme scribes left who haven&#39;t yet lost their sense of humor...</h2><p>Scrolling through another anixety-inducing news headline or mid-workday text from an ex can make anyone want to throw their phone into a river, live off the grid and never look back. If your life is starting to feel like a sleepy yet lightspeed vortex of chores, deadlines, and dishes, you deserve to indulge for a minute in the magic of a cleverly crafted tweet.</p><p>So, to distract you from the chaos of your daily grind, here are the funniest tweets we could find the wonderful wits of Twitter. Cheers!</p><h2>1.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/jzux/status/1402326014051504130?s=20" height="874" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-06-10-at-121637-pm-UyCpNZ.jpg" width="2304" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/jzux/status/1402326014051504130?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><h2>2.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/schlife/status/1402485120775372800?s=20" height="948" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-06-10-at-123025-pm-wWhaUj.jpg" width="2304" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/schlife/status/1402485120775372800?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/sparklyrye/status/1402610249970847744?s=20" height="868" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-06-10-at-123301-pm-Naerg4.jpg" width="2306" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/sparklyrye/status/1402610249970847744?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">first i was born without my permission, now my future is in my hands 😭😭</p>&mdash; Mide (@donhizzybaba) <a href="https://twitter.com/donhizzybaba/status/1402610501650108416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">my poor parents bought me a pride balloon for my graduation because they thought it meant they were proud of me 😭 <a href="https://t.co/FeusU7qw6a">pic.twitter.com/FeusU7qw6a</a></p>&mdash; Fatima (@fatimaxsr) <a href="https://twitter.com/fatimaxsr/status/1402750134291779585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">nobody:<br><br>my eyes in pictures: <a href="https://t.co/OQUiZwzMTe">pic.twitter.com/OQUiZwzMTe</a></p>&mdash; Necation (@clsdapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/clsdapp/status/1402408740930961415?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 8, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">being on FaceTime,sending posts to each other saying “ look what I just sent to you” &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</p>&mdash; . (@tolul_ope_) <a href="https://twitter.com/tolul_ope_/status/1402643221445021696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">are you free?<br><br>me: <a href="https://t.co/rnsXyJSy1v">pic.twitter.com/rnsXyJSy1v</a></p>&mdash; De̶e̶🦋✨ (@deeegash) <a href="https://twitter.com/deeegash/status/1402629995743285253?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">AirBnB: No partying allowed!<br>The House: <a href="https://t.co/lpm4nl5wsm">pic.twitter.com/lpm4nl5wsm</a></p>&mdash; KiyaTheDoll (@jakiyabwiley) <a href="https://twitter.com/jakiyabwiley/status/1402308534084292609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 8, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Spotted in the wild. I hate this mf place <a href="https://t.co/KvMvNuvf07">pic.twitter.com/KvMvNuvf07</a></p>&mdash; 🇰🇵Commie on the Rez 🇰🇵 (@patriach2051) <a href="https://twitter.com/patriach2051/status/1402643614358982666?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I heard it was based on a true story <a href="https://t.co/jPFfBABfWe">pic.twitter.com/jPFfBABfWe</a></p>&mdash; UGLY PRIMO ✨ (@uglyprimo) <a href="https://twitter.com/uglyprimo/status/1402421636427501570?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>12.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/_anuraggg/status/1402630266355597313?s=20" height="872" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-06-10-at-12620-pm-Lr5XEl.jpg" width="2282" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/_anuraggg/status/1402630266355597313?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me choking on my own saliva for no reason <a href="https://t.co/TWkydAdBJp">pic.twitter.com/TWkydAdBJp</a></p>&mdash; Bri𝙰n🍇 (@brian2grimey) <a href="https://twitter.com/brian2grimey/status/1402815926198849538?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 10, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t believe in ‘travelling light’. What if I change my mind about the outfits I packed? Now I have to wear them</p>&mdash; NICKSY (@_Nicksy) <a href="https://twitter.com/_Nicksy/status/1402584741124218889?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/ianpauldukes/status/1402685095287267328?s=20" height="716" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-06-10-at-13538-pm-DOchu0.jpg" width="2328" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/ianpauldukes/status/1402685095287267328?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">if yo house got bugs u need to include dat when i ask who all over there</p>&mdash; miss martian (@f8the) <a href="https://twitter.com/f8the/status/1402422446339264513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i’m having a stupid girl summer. i will make so many mistakes</p>&mdash; jerm (@notbaldanymore) <a href="https://twitter.com/notbaldanymore/status/1402361550606802946?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 8, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Now that we&#39;re all out again I must confess that Whiteclaw tastes like a vodka soda that&#39;s been left so long in the sun at a roof party that it melts into a red plastic cup of flat bug spray that someone spits an apple jolly rancher into before it graduates to the menthol ashtray</p>&mdash; Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimberDin/status/1402687705574690820?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">made my therapist laugh three times today, which meant i got to pick a prize from the prize box</p>&mdash; taylor garron (@taylorgarron) <a href="https://twitter.com/taylorgarron/status/1402331647903682560?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 8, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

19 funny tweets to give you a laugh today.

The internet can often be a winding tunnel of doom, but at least there are some meme scribes left who haven&#39;t yet lost their sense of humor...Scrolling through another anixety-inducing news headline or mid-workday text from an ex can make anyone want to throw their phone into a river, live off the grid and never look back. If your life is starting to feel like a sleepy yet lightspeed vortex of chores, deadlines, and dishes, you deserve to indulge for a minute in the magic of a cleverly crafted tweet.So, to distract you from the chaos of your daily grind, here are the funniest tweets we could find the wonderful wits of Twitter. Cheers!1.  Twitter2.  Twitter3.  Twitter4.first i was born without my permission, now my future is in my hands 😭😭&mdash; Mide (@donhizzybaba) June 9, 2021 5.my poor parents bought me a pride balloon for my graduation because they thought it meant they were proud of me 😭 pic.twitter.com/FeusU7qw6a&mdash; Fatima (@fatimaxsr) June 9, 2021 6.nobody:my eyes in pictures: pic.twitter.com/OQUiZwzMTe&mdash; Necation (@clsdapp) June 8, 2021 7.being on FaceTime,sending posts to each other saying “ look what I just sent to you” &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&mdash; . (@tolul_ope_) June 9, 2021 8.are you free?me: pic.twitter.com/rnsXyJSy1v&mdash; De̶e̶🦋✨ (@deeegash) June 9, 2021 9.AirBnB: No partying allowed!The House: pic.twitter.com/lpm4nl5wsm&mdash; KiyaTheDoll (@jakiyabwiley) June 8, 2021 10.Spotted in the wild. I hate this mf place pic.twitter.com/KvMvNuvf07&mdash; 🇰🇵Commie on the Rez 🇰🇵 (@patriach2051) June 9, 2021 11.I heard it was based on a true story pic.twitter.com/jPFfBABfWe&mdash; UGLY PRIMO ✨ (@uglyprimo) June 9, 2021 12.  Twitter13.Me choking on my own saliva for no reason pic.twitter.com/TWkydAdBJp&mdash; Bri𝙰n🍇 (@brian2grimey) June 10, 2021 14.I don’t believe in ‘travelling light’. What if I change my mind about the outfits I packed? Now I have to wear them&mdash; NICKSY (@_Nicksy) June 9, 2021 15.  Twitter16.if yo house got bugs u need to include dat when i ask who all over there&mdash; miss martian (@f8the) June 9, 2021 17.i’m having a stupid girl summer. i will make so many mistakes&mdash; jerm (@notbaldanymore) June 8, 2021 18.Now that we&#39;re all out again I must confess that Whiteclaw tastes like a vodka soda that&#39;s been left so long in the sun at a roof party that it melts into a red plastic cup of flat bug spray that someone spits an apple jolly rancher into before it graduates to the menthol ashtray&mdash; Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) June 9, 2021 19.made my therapist laugh three times today, which meant i got to pick a prize from the prize box&mdash; taylor garron (@taylorgarron) June 8, 2021 

The internet can often be a winding tunnel of doom, but at least there are some meme scribes left who haven&#39;t yet lost their sense of humor...  Scrolling through another anixety-inducing news headline or mid-workday text from an ex can...