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<h2>If your life has recently felt like a runaway train of coffee, doing dishes, wine, and bailing on plans, you deserve to distract yourself with the wonderful world of the internet...</h2><p>The beauty of a cleverly crafted tweet is a rare gem when you&#39;re panic-scrolling through terrifying news headlines or ignoring the mountain of useless emails in your overflowing inbox. Sure, the internet is notoriously full of faceless trolls with scathing comments and horrifyingly divisive opinions, but the wits of Twitter occasionally pull through.</p><p>So, if you could certainly use a laugh today, here are the funniest and most relatable tweets we could find about the chaos of being alive.</p><h2>1.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kids Really So Funny Man 😂😂 Drop Off Vs. Pick Up <a href="https://t.co/EeYHUONoQX">pic.twitter.com/EeYHUONoQX</a></p>&mdash; Trille$t 💰 (@BeeWhyAreDee) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeeWhyAreDee/status/1395137405175451652?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“ur so quiet” i don’t make sense when i talk bro</p>&mdash; Aqs (@urshazadih) <a href="https://twitter.com/urshazadih/status/1395412941491646464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i once worked with someone who told customers “sorry, it’s my first day!” any time they messed up. for 2 years straight</p>&mdash; makayla (@makaylathinks) <a href="https://twitter.com/makaylathinks/status/1395012927137136649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Girls be like “LA aint ready for us 🤪” like LA aint ever seen 4 thotties in shein outfits driving down Santa Monica Blvd in a Nissan Altima yelling Wooooo!</p>&mdash; 𝓓 (@dvnyelhernvndez) <a href="https://twitter.com/dvnyelhernvndez/status/1395120823204155395?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/IcyJaime/status/1395396401731936256?s=20" height="832" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-21-at-23140-pm-xYmJKh.jpg" width="2282" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/IcyJaime/status/1395396401731936256?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/HybridOriginal_/status/1395035354571345920?s=20" height="716" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-21-at-23349-pm-QadcId.jpg" width="2326" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/HybridOriginal_/status/1395035354571345920?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/arfankhxn_/status/1395393129671495681?s=20" height="964" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-21-at-23233-pm-yb9I3N.jpg" width="2340" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/arfankhxn_/status/1395393129671495681?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I need to I Wanna<br>save money buy New stuff<br> <br> ( •_•) (•_• )<br> ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ )<br> /︶\ /︶\</p>&mdash; Abhinab (@mrabhimish) <a href="https://twitter.com/mrabhimish/status/1395387771380928516?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hate when people ask me to open up to them. Like bro,I just met you 4 years ago,give it time.</p>&mdash; YKTFV 🇬🇧 (@Gold_Apparels) <a href="https://twitter.com/Gold_Apparels/status/1395282985302347777?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/Tunezz7/status/1395356346095181824?s=20" height="714" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-21-at-23804-pm-wYjepo.jpg" width="2348" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/Tunezz7/status/1395356346095181824?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t. I shove them in the cupboard and close the door quickly so they don’t fall out. <a href="https://t.co/HY5v3G4V9Q">https://t.co/HY5v3G4V9Q</a></p>&mdash; RUFARO, MSc 🇵🇸 (@Rufaro_Samanga) <a href="https://twitter.com/Rufaro_Samanga/status/1395289501736607744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">me: uhg i hate sensitive ppl who take everything personally<br><br>also me: crying because u texted me “ok”</p>&mdash; virgobaby (@maybeeevirgo) <a href="https://twitter.com/maybeeevirgo/status/1395215983086915585?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I asked my mom why she still brings up my exes from years ago and she told me it’s cause I still bring up her ex from years ago like yea cause it’s my father??</p>&mdash; cal? (@cal_gif) <a href="https://twitter.com/cal_gif/status/1395402433271042054?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;why don&#39;t you think you can have a hot girl summer this year?&quot; - an actual question my therapist asked me today</p>&mdash; Jenny Arimoto (@jennyarimoto) <a href="https://twitter.com/jennyarimoto/status/1395405279131586562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/Born_ToSucceed/status/1395155325196685313?s=20" height="834" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-21-at-32128-pm-8IH1kd.jpg" width="2234" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/Born_ToSucceed/status/1395155325196685313?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/taylorgarron/status/1395466247433768965?s=20" height="952" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-05-21-at-32441-pm-MnPxES.jpg" width="2326" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/taylorgarron/status/1395466247433768965?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope the &quot;Friends&quot; reunion is just all of the friends in a group chat scheduling, bailing, re-scheduling, ignoring and apologizing about 1 single plan to &quot;get drinks&quot; for 17 whole years</p>&mdash; Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimberDin/status/1395119710795075588?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Last night I tried to read at a bar and a man told me I looked like a LOTR character, when I asked which character he just said &quot;idk...the girl? Is your name Stephanie?&quot;</p>&mdash; Bron.com (@brondotcomputer) <a href="https://twitter.com/brondotcomputer/status/1395036177259024385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 19, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Anyone else spell their surname immediately after saying it?</p>&mdash; Gavin Oattes (@gavinoattes) <a href="https://twitter.com/gavinoattes/status/1395258688739360771?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 20, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

19 funny tweets to give you a laugh today.

If your life has recently felt like a runaway train of coffee, doing dishes, wine, and bailing on plans, you deserve to distract yourself with the wonderful world of the internet...The beauty of a cleverly crafted tweet is a rare gem when you&#39;re panic-scrolling through terrifying news headlines or ignoring the mountain of useless emails in your overflowing inbox. Sure, the internet is notoriously full of faceless trolls with scathing comments and horrifyingly divisive opinions, but the wits of Twitter occasionally pull through.So, if you could certainly use a laugh today, here are the funniest and most relatable tweets we could find about the chaos of being alive.1.Kids Really So Funny Man 😂😂 Drop Off Vs. Pick Up pic.twitter.com/EeYHUONoQX&mdash; Trille$t 💰 (@BeeWhyAreDee) May 19, 2021 2.“ur so quiet” i don’t make sense when i talk bro&mdash; Aqs (@urshazadih) May 20, 2021 3.i once worked with someone who told customers “sorry, it’s my first day!” any time they messed up. for 2 years straight&mdash; makayla (@makaylathinks) May 19, 2021 4.Girls be like “LA aint ready for us 🤪” like LA aint ever seen 4 thotties in shein outfits driving down Santa Monica Blvd in a Nissan Altima yelling Wooooo!&mdash; 𝓓 (@dvnyelhernvndez) May 19, 2021 5.  Twitter6.  Twitter7.  Twitter8.I need to I Wannasave money buy New stuff  ( •_•) (•_• ) ( ง )ง ୧( ୧ ) /︶\ /︶\&mdash; Abhinab (@mrabhimish) May 20, 2021 9.I hate when people ask me to open up to them. Like bro,I just met you 4 years ago,give it time.&mdash; YKTFV 🇬🇧 (@Gold_Apparels) May 20, 2021 10.  Twitter11.I don’t. I shove them in the cupboard and close the door quickly so they don’t fall out. https://t.co/HY5v3G4V9Q&mdash; RUFARO, MSc 🇵🇸 (@Rufaro_Samanga) May 20, 2021 12.me: uhg i hate sensitive ppl who take everything personallyalso me: crying because u texted me “ok”&mdash; virgobaby (@maybeeevirgo) May 20, 2021 13.I asked my mom why she still brings up my exes from years ago and she told me it’s cause I still bring up her ex from years ago like yea cause it’s my father??&mdash; cal? (@cal_gif) May 20, 2021 14.&quot;why don&#39;t you think you can have a hot girl summer this year?&quot; - an actual question my therapist asked me today&mdash; Jenny Arimoto (@jennyarimoto) May 20, 2021 15.  Twitter16.  Twitter17.I hope the &quot;Friends&quot; reunion is just all of the friends in a group chat scheduling, bailing, re-scheduling, ignoring and apologizing about 1 single plan to &quot;get drinks&quot; for 17 whole years&mdash; Kimberly 🧜🏻‍♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) May 19, 2021 18.Last night I tried to read at a bar and a man told me I looked like a LOTR character, when I asked which character he just said &quot;idk...the girl? Is your name Stephanie?&quot;&mdash; Bron.com (@brondotcomputer) May 19, 2021 19.Anyone else spell their surname immediately after saying it?&mdash; Gavin Oattes (@gavinoattes) May 20, 2021  

If your life has recently felt like a runaway train of coffee, doing dishes, wine, and bailing on plans, you deserve to distract yourself with the wonderful world of the internet...  The beauty of a cleverly crafted tweet is a rare gem...