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<h2>Bizarre thoughts that you&#39;d never dare to share with anyone else are just part of being a human, but sometimes your brain conjures up something so strange that you freak yourself out...</h2><p>What if everything you&#39;ve ever known is a lie and you&#39;re living in someone else&#39;s imagination? What would happen if in the middle of a work presentation you just started belting &quot;I Will Always Love You&quot; with no explanation? Should you take a bite of out that chair because it vaguely reminds you of chocolate? What does sea glass taste like? Should you try to save the lions at the zoo? </p><p>Of course, constant intrusive and distrubing thoughts should be taken seriously, but a few fleeting, strange brain-invasions can be hilariously weird. So, when a <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/md0ny3/what_nonsensical_invasive_thoughts_do_you_have/">Reddit</a> user asked, &quot;What nonsensical, invasive thoughts do you have that pop up from time to time that make you question your sanity?&quot; people were quick to share their brains&#39; weirdest suggestions. </p><h2>1.</h2><blockquote> <p>Sometimes I think like, what if I just cut everyone off and never tell anybody where I went? It happens more often if I&rsquo;m in a bad mood - Principle_This</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><blockquote> <p>Occasionally when I&rsquo;m talking to someone I get intrusive thoughts that usually begin with &ldquo;how easy would it be to....&rdquo; just like I&rsquo;ll be talking to my brother in law and I&rsquo;ll think &ldquo;wouldn&rsquo;t it be easy to just sucker punch this man and knock out a tooth?&rdquo; And I&rsquo;ll be just &ldquo;no brain we want these people to like us&rdquo; - Rozlun_The_Monster</p> </blockquote><h2>3.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;Lick it&quot;...no brain I will not lick the soap. Nor the cat. No I&#39;m not gonna lick the wall. Shut up brain - SwordTaster</p> </blockquote><h2>4.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I&rsquo;m with any person at any point in time &ldquo;what if I just leaned in and kissed them right now&rdquo;. I could be with my BROTHERS and think this. It&rsquo;s not that I want to kiss them, it&rsquo;s just a nonsense intrusive thought - gmaxwell9918</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;It&#39;s only a matter of time before your employer realizes you are a complete fraud, have no business in the position you are in and unceremoniously fires you.&quot;</p> <p>Thanks brain! - Big_Requirement_3540</p> </blockquote><h2>6.</h2><blockquote> <p>That every time I have the slightest twinge of pain anywhere in my upper body I&rsquo;m having a heart attack, or if I have a slight headache I&rsquo;m having a brain aneurysm. Getting older is so much fun... - dick-nipples</p> </blockquote><h2>7.</h2><blockquote> <p>Regularly wake up in my apartment and think &quot;what the hell am I doing here, how the hell did I ever be adult enough to be renting my <em>own place</em> to live&quot;. - ThadisJones</p> </blockquote><h2>8.</h2><blockquote> <p>I was hit by a car 7 years ago, ended up with terrible migrianes that happen far too often. One thought i have often is &quot;what if this is just a dream and im actually in a coma?&quot; - [deleted]</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><blockquote> <p>Any time I&#39;m in a high place I have an urge to jump, not out of self destruction, but because a part of me is convinced that I&#39;ll fly. - executiveninja</p> </blockquote><h2>10.</h2><blockquote> <p>Sometimes I wonder if what I&#39;m doing is real. Like right now I&#39;m taking my son to the Dr, but what if I just drove an empty car to a parking lot and now I&#39;m just sitting here waiting. Or when I take the cats to the vet, what if they know I&#39;m crazy and just go through the motions of vaccinating my pretend cats before selling me flea medicine and sending me on my way -Creamofzucchini</p> </blockquote><h2>11.</h2><blockquote> <p>That I check the stove 1000000 times before leaving the house to make sure it&rsquo;s surely off.</p> <p>(Previous stove actually had a gas leak, so didn&rsquo;t come out of nowhere, but after confirming multiple times that all the buttons are turned to &lsquo;0&rsquo; on this innocent stove I should be comfortable leaving home) - sieboldiana</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><blockquote> <p>Honestly just &quot;I want to go home&quot; at various points in time. Especially when I am tired and doing something unpleasant. Often when I am already home - wyrdsister42</p> </blockquote><h2>13.</h2><blockquote> <p>I&#39;m a barista and a bald guy came into work today to order a coffee. When he bent down to get a better eye on the card reader I got the sudden urge to lick his shiny head.</p> <p>So that, probably. - FoxFyre1</p> </blockquote><h2>14.</h2><blockquote> <p>During tests, I usually use the calculator to calculate simple arithmetics like 2x4 or 3x2 MULTIPLE TIMES just to make sure. I am a mechanical engineering student - KingHadez_</p> </blockquote><h2>15.</h2><blockquote> <p>My top three:</p> <p>&quot;What would happen if I poked/kissed/punched my Co-Worker?&quot;</p> <p>&quot;I want to poke my fingers in this mysterious hole in the ground/tree&quot; (I live in Texas, we have many deadly spiders/snakes).</p> <p>&quot;What does cat litter taste like?&quot; - Iceeasong</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><blockquote> <p>Just drop your samsung down the sewer grates</p> <p>Why?</p> <p>Just do it</p> <p>Then I have to fight the urge to just slot it through</p> <p>It would fit so nice - Itburnsburnsburns80</p> </blockquote><h2>17.</h2><blockquote> <p>I have a list of random words that pop into my head. Things like tegucigalpa and misanthrope. - scottgriz</p> </blockquote><h2>18.</h2><blockquote> <p>That I can&rsquo;t ever be sure that all of this isn&rsquo;t a simulation - radiusmcfly</p> </blockquote><h2>19.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;Am I actually awake right now or is this a boring AF dream?&quot; - Current-Expression</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

19 people share the bizarre thoughts they’ve had that made them question their sanity.

Bizarre thoughts that you&#39;d never dare to share with anyone else are just part of being a human, but sometimes your brain conjures up something so strange that you freak yourself out...What if everything you&#39;ve ever known is a lie and you&#39;re living in someone else&#39;s imagination? What would happen if in the middle of a work presentation you just started belting &quot;I Will Always Love You&quot; with no explanation? Should you take a bite of out that chair because it vaguely reminds you of chocolate? What does sea glass taste like? Should you try to save the lions at the zoo? Of course, constant intrusive and distrubing thoughts should be taken seriously, but a few fleeting, strange brain-invasions can be hilariously weird. So, when a Reddit user asked, &quot;What nonsensical, invasive thoughts do you have that pop up from time to time that make you question your sanity?&quot; people were quick to share their brains&#39; weirdest suggestions. 1. Sometimes I think like, what if I just cut everyone off and never tell anybody where I went? It happens more often if I&rsquo;m in a bad mood - Principle_This 2. Occasionally when I&rsquo;m talking to someone I get intrusive thoughts that usually begin with &ldquo;how easy would it be to....&rdquo; just like I&rsquo;ll be talking to my brother in law and I&rsquo;ll think &ldquo;wouldn&rsquo;t it be easy to just sucker punch this man and knock out a tooth?&rdquo; And I&rsquo;ll be just &ldquo;no brain we want these people to like us&rdquo; - Rozlun_The_Monster 3. &quot;Lick it&quot;...no brain I will not lick the soap. Nor the cat. No I&#39;m not gonna lick the wall. Shut up brain - SwordTaster 4. When I&rsquo;m with any person at any point in time &ldquo;what if I just leaned in and kissed them right now&rdquo;. I could be with my BROTHERS and think this. It&rsquo;s not that I want to kiss them, it&rsquo;s just a nonsense intrusive thought - gmaxwell9918 5. &quot;It&#39;s only a matter of time before your employer realizes you are a complete fraud, have no business in the position you are in and unceremoniously fires you.&quot; Thanks brain! - Big_Requirement_3540 6. That every time I have the slightest twinge of pain anywhere in my upper body I&rsquo;m having a heart attack, or if I have a slight headache I&rsquo;m having a brain aneurysm. Getting older is so much fun... - dick-nipples 7. Regularly wake up in my apartment and think &quot;what the hell am I doing here, how the hell did I ever be adult enough to be renting my own place to live&quot;. - ThadisJones 8. I was hit by a car 7 years ago, ended up with terrible migrianes that happen far too often. One thought i have often is &quot;what if this is just a dream and im actually in a coma?&quot; - [deleted] 9. Any time I&#39;m in a high place I have an urge to jump, not out of self destruction, but because a part of me is convinced that I&#39;ll fly. - executiveninja 10. Sometimes I wonder if what I&#39;m doing is real. Like right now I&#39;m taking my son to the Dr, but what if I just drove an empty car to a parking lot and now I&#39;m just sitting here waiting. Or when I take the cats to the vet, what if they know I&#39;m crazy and just go through the motions of vaccinating my pretend cats before selling me flea medicine and sending me on my way -Creamofzucchini 11. That I check the stove 1000000 times before leaving the house to make sure it&rsquo;s surely off. (Previous stove actually had a gas leak, so didn&rsquo;t come out of nowhere, but after confirming multiple times that all the buttons are turned to &lsquo;0&rsquo; on this innocent stove I should be comfortable leaving home) - sieboldiana 12. Honestly just &quot;I want to go home&quot; at various points in time. Especially when I am tired and doing something unpleasant. Often when I am already home - wyrdsister42 13. I&#39;m a barista and a bald guy came into work today to order a coffee. When he bent down to get a better eye on the card reader I got the sudden urge to lick his shiny head. So that, probably. - FoxFyre1 14. During tests, I usually use the calculator to calculate simple arithmetics like 2x4 or 3x2 MULTIPLE TIMES just to make sure. I am a mechanical engineering student - KingHadez_ 15. My top three: &quot;What would happen if I poked/kissed/punched my Co-Worker?&quot; &quot;I want to poke my fingers in this mysterious hole in the ground/tree&quot; (I live in Texas, we have many deadly spiders/snakes). &quot;What does cat litter taste like?&quot; - Iceeasong 16. Just drop your samsung down the sewer grates Why? Just do it Then I have to fight the urge to just slot it through It would fit so nice - Itburnsburnsburns80 17. I have a list of random words that pop into my head. Things like tegucigalpa and misanthrope. - scottgriz 18. That I can&rsquo;t ever be sure that all of this isn&rsquo;t a simulation - radiusmcfly 19. &quot;Am I actually awake right now or is this a boring AF dream?&quot; - Current-Expression 

Bizarre thoughts that you&#39;d never dare to share with anyone else are just part of being a human, but sometimes your brain conjures up something so strange that you freak yourself out...  What if everything you&#39;ve ever known is a...