While children are often adorable, hilarious, and charmingly curious about the world, they're not usually advanced in deciphering what should and shouldn't be public knowledge. Telling their first grade teacher all about their dad's affair with the neighborhood yoga instructor seems like a perfect way to spend the third grade class morning meeting to an 8-year-old. Although most teachers remain professional about funny or awkward family gossip a student may have proudly spilled to them during the multiplication competition, they sometimes can't help but laugh.
So, when a Reddit user asked teachers, "what amusing family secrets did you accidentally learn from your overly talkative students?" educators everywhere were ready to reveal the funniest facts they've learned about their students' families.
one child entertained at Show and Tell with a complete report on the new alarm system in their house including the code and where the keypad was located behind the curtains! - SpeedyPrius