Most of the time the messages that accompany flowers are straight-forward professions of love, condolences for a loss, or congratulations for an achievement.
Luckily, not everyone sticks with the predictable or formal expressions of love. The messages that travel alongside floral arrangements are customizable, which means you can get as dirty, weird, or specific as your heart desires. The only hurdle is convincing the florist that you're 100 percent sure about the message you want to send.
In a popular Reddit thread, florists shared the weirdest and most specific notes they were instructed to send, and the thread serves as a great reminder that flowers can send vastly different messages.
Love and Kisses on all of your pink parts...
My mom once sent me flowers with a card that said "Hope this isn't the nail in the coffin."
Why you might ask? Because even though my mom ordered a bouquet with NO ROSES, the last time, There were roses in the bouquet. I'm allergic to roses. Turns out the next bouquet still had roses. Both were supposed to be get well soon flowers after a series of surgeries I was having.