18 of the funniest tweets about receiving a 'Merry Christmas' text from your ex.

Getting a "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays" text from an ex you haven't spoken to in years is always alarming.

Hey, thanks for texting me a bland "Merry Christmas" out of nowhere three years after we broke up, but you shattered my heart into tiny pieces of sad, spiky glass so I'm going to have to veto continuing this exchange.

There's never a very good response to a simple "Happy holidays," but a "I miss you" when you're not feeling the love back is pretty awkward. If you're dreading the holiday season because of the possibility that all your ghosts of lovers past are going to smell that you're happy and healthy and awaken from the dead, we feel you. Here are some hilarious tweets about holiday ex-texts to get you through!