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<p>Going on dates completely fits Albert Einstein&#39;s definition of insanity. You are, in essence, doing the same thing over and over and expecting entirely different results. However, while there is plenty of boring or disturbing repetition in the dating world, the results DO vary from time to time.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/iGAlX1l9SupeE/giphy.gif" alt="Remote file" width="500" height="282"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Once in a blue moon, you go out on a date with someone who really breaks the mold, their handsome face looms across from you like a hopeful moon, and you find yourself entranced by a newfound faith in love, humanity, and all that is good in the world.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/10YRTwXWbxL9ni/giphy.gif" alt="Remote file" width="245" height="150"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>But until that happens, playing the field can often feel like you&#39;re continuously pranking yourself. There is so much effort, emotional investment, and meal decisions involved, joking about the dating abyss is one of the only ways to survive it.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/9IoL8uHOdfaRG/giphy.gif" alt="Remote file" width="280" height="224"></div></figure></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>So, in the spirit of employing humor as an emotional survival method (that is, after all, what this site is for), I have gathered 20 tweets about dating that just might hit the spot harder than your last hookup.</p><p>1.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/Trophyxt/status/959931397367648258</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don&#39;t like them</p>&mdash; AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) <a href="https://twitter.com/AmberTozer/status/380012424348196864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 17, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship</p>&mdash; cecilia (@waple_cyrup) <a href="https://twitter.com/waple_cyrup/status/1067815773077426176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/terriaxoxo/status/1121057780062801920</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/sparkIy/status/1112882409610100736</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So I’m @ the bank waiting in line &amp; the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing &amp; he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest 😭</p>&mdash; B. (@Ticklemelili) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ticklemelili/status/956970373450469377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 26, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">me talking to men with zero personality <a href="https://t.co/dLgrlcIiYG">pic.twitter.com/dLgrlcIiYG</a></p>&mdash; ♡ Streamer Doll ♡ (@NickNMedia) <a href="https://twitter.com/NickNMedia/status/987895919239663617?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder &amp; the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA</p>&mdash; tay (@Taylor_Stag) <a href="https://twitter.com/Taylor_Stag/status/1067199832408739847?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 26, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">*waits 12 minutes to reply after being ignored for 2 days*<br><br>i DID tHAT honey !! he is SHOOK to the core !! a taste of his own medicine !!! <a href="https://t.co/PNvQTbSSTO">pic.twitter.com/PNvQTbSSTO</a></p>&mdash; 𝔟 𝔞 𝔟 𝔶 𝔤 𝔦 𝔯 𝔩 (@ActuallyGina) <a href="https://twitter.com/ActuallyGina/status/1000924470884864000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 28, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When you go to your Girlfriends parents house for the first time... <a href="http://t.co/0byaGY0VDN">pic.twitter.com/0byaGY0VDN</a></p>&mdash; Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) <a href="https://twitter.com/CrapTaxidermy/status/558371938947833856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 22, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor <a href="https://t.co/cdcuW3eSVJ">pic.twitter.com/cdcuW3eSVJ</a></p>&mdash; Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) <a href="https://twitter.com/dumb_hannah/status/1001850306139901953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 30, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives</p>&mdash; dirt prince (@pant_leg) <a href="https://twitter.com/pant_leg/status/1025600233416192000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 4, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">so no one told you life was gonna be this way <a href="https://t.co/V6FnrtENtE">pic.twitter.com/V6FnrtENtE</a></p>&mdash; jade (@BacklineNurse) <a href="https://twitter.com/BacklineNurse/status/1011083515050516480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>14.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why doesn’t anybody love me the way people on Catfish love strangers who won’t video chat</p>&mdash; Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelaOkla/status/1017184129727623169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 11, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>15.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Officially in this awkward stage in life where my peers are either getting married or not getting married. There is no in between 😂</p>&mdash; KB (@kbnoswag) <a href="https://twitter.com/kbnoswag/status/1120372050420535296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 22, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>16.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/gamingheroritz/status/1109768053472923648</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>17.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall</p>&mdash; katie (indoors) (@katefeetie) <a href="https://twitter.com/katefeetie/status/1051947379224666119?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>18.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die</p>&mdash; Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1069253513761484802?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 2, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>19.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*<br><br>McDonalds drive-thru employee: what</p>&mdash; Jon (@ArfMeasures) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/status/1061992362694590464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 12, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>20.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">date: I’m sick of bad boys, I want something more<br><br>me: *puts Bad Boys 2 into the VCR* this is gunna blow your mind</p>&mdash; handsome handsock (@handsock_butts) <a href="https://twitter.com/handsock_butts/status/1069984865657987072?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 4, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 hilarious tweets about dating that will hit the spot better than your last hookup.

Going on dates completely fits Albert Einstein&#39;s definition of insanity. You are, in essence, doing the same thing over and over and expecting entirely different results. However, while there is plenty of boring or disturbing repetition in the dating world, the results DO vary from time to time.Once in a blue moon, you go out on a date with someone who really breaks the mold, their handsome face looms across from you like a hopeful moon, and you find yourself entranced by a newfound faith in love, humanity, and all that is good in the world.But until that happens, playing the field can often feel like you&#39;re continuously pranking yourself. There is so much effort, emotional investment, and meal decisions involved, joking about the dating abyss is one of the only ways to survive it.So, in the spirit of employing humor as an emotional survival method (that is, after all, what this site is for), I have gathered 20 tweets about dating that just might hit the spot harder than your last hookup.1.https://twitter.com/Trophyxt/status/9599313973676482582.Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don&#39;t like them&mdash; AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) September 17, 2013 3.Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship&mdash; cecilia (@waple_cyrup) November 28, 2018 4.https://twitter.com/terriaxoxo/status/11210577800628019205.https://twitter.com/sparkIy/status/11128824096101007366.So I’m @ the bank waiting in line &amp; the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing &amp; he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest 😭&mdash; B. (@Ticklemelili) January 26, 2018 7.me talking to men with zero personality pic.twitter.com/dLgrlcIiYG&mdash; ♡ Streamer Doll ♡ (@NickNMedia) April 22, 2018 8.My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder &amp; the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA&mdash; tay (@Taylor_Stag) November 26, 2018 9.*waits 12 minutes to reply after being ignored for 2 days*i DID tHAT honey !! he is SHOOK to the core !! a taste of his own medicine !!! pic.twitter.com/PNvQTbSSTO&mdash; 𝔟 𝔞 𝔟 𝔶 𝔤 𝔦 𝔯 𝔩 (@ActuallyGina) May 28, 2018 10.When you go to your Girlfriends parents house for the first time... pic.twitter.com/0byaGY0VDN&mdash; Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) January 22, 2015 11.This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor pic.twitter.com/cdcuW3eSVJ&mdash; Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) May 30, 2018 12.i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives&mdash; dirt prince (@pant_leg) August 4, 2018 13.so no one told you life was gonna be this way pic.twitter.com/V6FnrtENtE&mdash; jade (@BacklineNurse) June 25, 2018 14.Why doesn’t anybody love me the way people on Catfish love strangers who won’t video chat&mdash; Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) July 11, 2018 15.Officially in this awkward stage in life where my peers are either getting married or not getting married. There is no in between 😂&mdash; KB (@kbnoswag) April 22, 2019 16.https://twitter.com/gamingheroritz/status/110976805347292364817.Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall&mdash; katie (indoors) (@katefeetie) October 15, 2018 18.can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die&mdash; Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 2, 2018 19.Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*McDonalds drive-thru employee: what&mdash; Jon (@ArfMeasures) November 12, 2018 20.date: I’m sick of bad boys, I want something moreme: *puts Bad Boys 2 into the VCR* this is gunna blow your mind&mdash; handsome handsock (@handsock_butts) December 4, 2018 