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<p>Most people prefer not to think about the wills of their loved ones, since it means you have to think about their death. But eventually, everyone dies, and most people have a will tucked away somewhere - even if there&#39;s no money to leave anyone.</p><p>In most cases, wills are dry documents that predictably split assets among loved ones. But there are occasions when they get spicy, and a long-standing grudge is shouted out from the after-life.</p><h2>In <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2rzru6/lawyers_who_read_wills_to_families_what_is_the/" target="_blank">a popular Reddit thread</a>, lawyers and surviving family members shared the most dramatic and surprising wills they&#39;ve encountered.</h2><h2>1. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/DoctorDanDrangus/">DoctorDanDrangus</a> read the shadiest will.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;To my wife I leave her lover and the knowledge that I was never the fool she thought me. To my son I leave the pleasure of working for a living - for 25 years, he thought the pleasure was all mine.&quot; --- Best dis ever.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Was in my Wills &amp; Trusts book in law school as an example of people talking shit in their wills (you&#39;re supposed to discourage them as lawyers from doing so).</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Chowderhead1/">Chowderhead1</a>&#39;s friend was deeply hurt after their adopted mom&#39;s passing.</h2><blockquote> <p>A friend of mine was adopted at birth. When her mom died, the will gave half the estate to her &#39;two natural daughters&#39;. My friend got nothing.</p> <p>Wtf.</p> </blockquote><h2>3. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/dougj182/">dougj182</a>&#39;s father-in-law saw how selfish people get during death.</h2><blockquote> <p>My father in law was an accountant for some rather wealthy people. One of them was asking him to assist with writing up his will worth millions. The final addition he suggested was that if the children contested it, they get nothing.</p> <p>They contested it, for years!</p> </blockquote><h2>4. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/nerdychick19/">nerdychick19</a>&#39;s client wanted his daughter to know how valued she was.</h2><blockquote> <p>We had a client who was a widowed farmer who owned several heavy equipment (Caterpillar trucks, etc). He had two sons who were already working with him at the farm and a daughter who was working in the city. He willed the heavy equipment to the daughter, when asked why since these equipment were essential to the farm.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>He said that the farm was to go his kids equally but his girl needed to know he always wanted her to join their venture and dispel her notions of alienation because she was a girl.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/porntoomuch/">porntoomuch</a> once saw a bereaved wife laugh with anger.</h2><blockquote> <p>It&#39;s very rare to read a will out loud. That&#39;s mostly in the movies. Normally I just make extra copies and pass them out to whoever in the family wants to read it.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Edit 1: though the most unusually thing in a will I saw was man leaving a good chunk of money for his mistress that wife knew nothing about. It was interesting to see sadness and anger fighting to win in the wife. She finally laughed and said &quot;what a mother f*cker.&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>6. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/TyroneSuave/">TyroneSuave</a> had to make some brutal edits in one doctor&#39;s will.</h2><blockquote> <p>Lawyer here. I once amended a will for a doctor in which he disinherited his son by removing everything he had intended to bequeath and replacing it with a &quot;manure spreader&quot;. I didn&#39;t ask any questions because changing a will is an easy thing to do. But one day, that doctor will die and his son will have essentially be told to &quot;eat sh*t&quot;.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/nilockmoldred/">nilockmoldred</a>&#39;s mom had to try and buy back her heirlooms.</h2><blockquote> <p>My maternal* grandpa was wealthy. He divorced my maternal grandma, remarried, and promptly dropped dead of a heart attack. He was only 48 and had no will so everything went to his new wife, my mom&#39;s stepmother. She was actually really nice and was planning on making sure that everything was &quot;fair&quot;...till she died in a car accident 6 months later.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>She was a widow herself prior to marrying grandpa and had a now orphaned 15 year old son from the previous marriage who got everything. My mom and her siblings had to go to the auction at their childhood home and buy back as much of their heirlooms and memories as they could afford (and, truthfully, stole some of what they couldnt).</p> </blockquote><h2>8. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/LadyTarTar/">LadyTarTar</a> got to deliver some touching news.</h2><blockquote> <p>I know, I know... no lawyer here but I had to share. A woman came in after her mother&#39;s funeral with some correspondence from the company I work for (Insurance). She was worried there was a bill she needed to pay and was coming to tell us her mom had died.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>She just looked SO tired, and we got to talking while I looked up the policy to close it out. She shared that in the last few years her mom had slipped into dementia and she singlehandedly took care of her...how she missed her but just was run ragged and she hadn&#39;t taken a vacation in forever.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>I realized what she had was not a health policy, it was a life insurance policy naming the daughter as the beneficiary for about 50K. I told her and she just started crying..it made me cry and I got up and hugged her and sort of just held her while she cried. She pulled away and said...&quot;I have no idea what she left that for, everything&#39;s been paid for.&quot;</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>I said, &quot;This might be her telling you to go on that vacation and relax.&quot; It was so touching, and she had no idea that the policy existed.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PrivateEyesWatchingU/">PrivateEyesWatchingU</a>&#39;s professor had to introduce two secret families at a will reading.</h2><blockquote> <p>My estate planning professor told us about a guy who had two families, neither of which knew about the other until it was time to read the will. This wasn&#39;t like a love child/mistress type scenario, both were nuclear multi-kid families. Both families showed up for what had to be one of the most awkward will reading in history.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>I don&#39;t really know how he pulled it off other than that he was away on &quot;business&quot; frequently.</p> </blockquote><h2>10. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/redbirdsandwords/">redbirdsandwords</a>&#39;s grandmother watched her sister melt down.</h2><blockquote> <p>I know you&#39;re looking for lawyers and whatnot, but here, have my mediocre will story anyway:</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>My great grandmother left her daughter &quot;just one dollar and not a single penny more so help me god.&quot; This was before I was born, but my grandmother (not the daughter with the dollar) said that when they all read the will her sister had a full blown temper tantrum and no one heard from her since. I guess she had it coming.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Luna_Lovelace/">Luna_Lovelace</a> read one of the creepiest wills ever.</h2><blockquote> <p>In my trusts &amp; estates class in law school, we read a case about a man who left everything to his wife, but only if she got his body stuffed and left it on the living room couch forever.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Luckily for her, the court invalidated that part of the husband&#39;s will. IIRC, part of the reasoning was that it would make it impossible for her to date/remarry if she had her husband&#39;s creepy dead body glaring at anyone who came to see her.</p> </blockquote><h2>12. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/kooknboo/">kooknboo</a>&#39;s grandpa was secretly best friends with his &quot;enemy.&quot;</h2><blockquote> <p>My grandfather hated his neighbor. They lived next to each other for 20+ years. I remember well my grandfather raging at every opportunity about this guy. We never saw them speak to each other.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>In Grandpa&#39;s will he left the guy $10k, a car and golf clubs. We were dumbstruck.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Turns out they were good buddies from the Army. When they coincidentally bought homes next to each other they decided to play a long scam with both their families. They actually played golf together 2-3x per week and had a monthly poker game for years.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/UndeadKitten/">UndeadKitten</a> came across the most beautiful will, full of revenge.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;To my daughter Anne, who created my beautiful granddaughter Jane, and her dear fourth husband John, who laid hands on My Jane, I leave one dollar you money grubbing bastards.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>To Jane I leave all of my monetary assets, save $5000 and my best gun which I leave to my son Bill, on the condition that he beats John bloody during the time between my funeral and my burial. Jane, bail your uncle out of jail, please.&quot;</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Other than names, this is the exact wording of a great uncle&#39;s will(part of it anyway. At age nine Jane told her mother that John had molested her and her mother told her she deserved it for being a slut. So Great-Uncle took Jane in and raised her, and his two kids got exactly what it says.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>(His son also got a truck and technically a house, although he only kept it until Jane was a legal adult and could afford the tax on it. Bill got full custody of Jane when his father died and he put every penny of her money into a trust fund to mature when she was 25 because he felt like his sister would try to get the money, he was right.)</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>And in case anyone wondered, yes Bill got his five grand. He didn&#39;t get arrested though because John had a warrant on him so they didn&#39;t dare call the cops. Bill did kindly inform the police of his whereabouts a few weeks later.</p> </blockquote><h2>14. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/miss-robot/">miss-robot</a>&#39;s grandmother made a very hurtful decision.</h2><blockquote> <p>Not a lawyer, but sort of a sad story. When my dad&#39;s mother died, her will stipulated that everything was to be liquidated and the money distributed equally between her children and grandchildren. Fine, but literally <em>everything</em> had to be sold. There were family heirlooms, jewellery, things my grandfather (a carpenter) had made.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>So many sentimental family things that my father and his siblings badly wanted, but it all had to be sold. They all went to the auction to try to buy some of the more sentimental items but weren&#39;t always successful. It was heartbreaking and I&#39;m not sure what made my grandmother think it would be a good idea. Nobody wanted the money, they wanted her wedding ring and the clocks my grandfather had made and all that.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/paleperson/">paleperson</a>&#39;s great uncle left all his money to his dog.</h2><blockquote> <p>When my great uncle died he left his beloved dog to his longtime girlfriend. All of his money went into a pet trust for said dog, which turned out to be quite a large sum of money. His 2 kids got nothing. As far as I know he didn&#39;t have a bad relationship with them or anything, he just thought the world of his little dog.</p> </blockquote><h2>16. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/whisperingmoon/">whisperingmoon</a> witnessed people arguing over cat ashes.</h2><blockquote> <p>One summer I worked as an administrative assistant to a lawyer who worked in wills and estates.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Most of it was the usual petty arguing about percentages of money, but one couple was <em>deeply</em> concerned about which of their children would receive the urn with the ashes of the family&#39;s long deceased cat. &quot;Wouldn&#39;t want to play favorites.&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>17. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/LutherJackson/">LutherJackson</a>&#39;s college friend inherited the lottery.</h2><blockquote> <p>One of my college buddies dad died from cancer in our second year. It wasn&#39;t a sudden death, he had been battling it for a couple years. When my friend came back to school, he casually mentioned that his dad left him and his sister $7 million each.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Turns out, his dad had hit the lottery before my friend was born, invested/put all the money away to help pay for college/high school. His mom got a nice chunk of change also.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>He grew up thinking they were just ordinary middle class family. We had a glorious third and forth year of college, thanks to my loaded friend. *Edit- he did know his dad won the lottery, but it was never mentioned to him or his sister that it was a lot of money.</p> </blockquote><h2>18. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/supremecrafters/">supremecrafters</a>&#39;s friend inherited a golf course.</h2><blockquote> <p>Oh dear, my first &quot;not me but a friend post.&quot;</p> <p>Someone had left an entire golf course that he owned and managed in secret to his son. They were avid golfers, but always went to another course. I still don&#39;t know why someone would lie about owning a golf course.</p> </blockquote><h2>19. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/skatastic57/">skatastic57</a> heard about a man who left money to his great grand children.</h2><blockquote> <p>I don&#39;t remember enough of the story but there was a guy in the 1800s that left his estate to his great grand children because he didn&#39;t want his actual children to benefit at all. I think they only recently received the money.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Edit: Also I don&#39;t think any actual lawyers can answer this because if it was bizarre enough to be noteworthy they&#39;d be giving up attorney client privilege.</p> </blockquote><h2>20. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Paroxysm80/">Paroxysm80</a> has a hilarious addendum in their will.</h2><blockquote> <p>My will has something unusual. Story time! I sat my wife down to have &#39;the talk&#39; because I was getting ready to deploy to Iraq. This was during the incredible sectarian violence, and I wanted to make sure she knew everything to do in case I died.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>She&#39;s never serious. Ever. But I wanted her to be serious for <strong>this</strong> discussion because it was damned important.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>I get through telling her all about it, and want to know if she has questions.</p> <p>&quot;Yeah, so... the life insurance. How does that work?&quot;, she says. &quot;I don&#39;t really know, baby. What do you mean?&quot;.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>She answers, &quot;Well, do they just put the money in there? When?&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Look, she&#39;s not trying to be an a*shole right? Its not like she&#39;s just dying for the money. She wants to know the logistics of it. I&#39;m sitting here thinking when she says, &quot;So do they put in my bank account? Or do they give you one of those big checks when you win the lottery?&quot; as she holds her hands up like she&#39;s holding a huge check.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Laughter ensues.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>I have it written into the will that if I&#39;m KIA, I want the $400K to be given to her with a gigantic lottery check. Have base photo bring several folks over, shoot like the paparazzi as she stands on a stage, and do it. LOL.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 lawyers share the most bizarre things they've seen people write into their wills.

Most people prefer not to think about the wills of their loved ones, since it means you have to think about their death. But eventually, everyone dies, and most people have a will tucked away somewhere - even if there&#39;s no money to leave anyone.In most cases, wills are dry documents that predictably split assets among loved ones. But there are occasions when they get spicy, and a long-standing grudge is shouted out from the after-life.In a popular Reddit thread, lawyers and surviving family members shared the most dramatic and surprising wills they&#39;ve encountered.1. DoctorDanDrangus read the shadiest will. &quot;To my wife I leave her lover and the knowledge that I was never the fool she thought me. To my son I leave the pleasure of working for a living - for 25 years, he thought the pleasure was all mine.&quot; --- Best dis ever.  Was in my Wills &amp; Trusts book in law school as an example of people talking shit in their wills (you&#39;re supposed to discourage them as lawyers from doing so). 2. Chowderhead1&#39;s friend was deeply hurt after their adopted mom&#39;s passing. A friend of mine was adopted at birth. When her mom died, the will gave half the estate to her &#39;two natural daughters&#39;. My friend got nothing. Wtf. 3. dougj182&#39;s father-in-law saw how selfish people get during death. My father in law was an accountant for some rather wealthy people. One of them was asking him to assist with writing up his will worth millions. The final addition he suggested was that if the children contested it, they get nothing. They contested it, for years! 4. nerdychick19&#39;s client wanted his daughter to know how valued she was. We had a client who was a widowed farmer who owned several heavy equipment (Caterpillar trucks, etc). He had two sons who were already working with him at the farm and a daughter who was working in the city. He willed the heavy equipment to the daughter, when asked why since these equipment were essential to the farm.  He said that the farm was to go his kids equally but his girl needed to know he always wanted her to join their venture and dispel her notions of alienation because she was a girl. 5. porntoomuch once saw a bereaved wife laugh with anger. It&#39;s very rare to read a will out loud. That&#39;s mostly in the movies. Normally I just make extra copies and pass them out to whoever in the family wants to read it.  Edit 1: though the most unusually thing in a will I saw was man leaving a good chunk of money for his mistress that wife knew nothing about. It was interesting to see sadness and anger fighting to win in the wife. She finally laughed and said &quot;what a mother f*cker.&quot; 6. TyroneSuave had to make some brutal edits in one doctor&#39;s will. Lawyer here. I once amended a will for a doctor in which he disinherited his son by removing everything he had intended to bequeath and replacing it with a &quot;manure spreader&quot;. I didn&#39;t ask any questions because changing a will is an easy thing to do. But one day, that doctor will die and his son will have essentially be told to &quot;eat sh*t&quot;. 7. nilockmoldred&#39;s mom had to try and buy back her heirlooms. My maternal* grandpa was wealthy. He divorced my maternal grandma, remarried, and promptly dropped dead of a heart attack. He was only 48 and had no will so everything went to his new wife, my mom&#39;s stepmother. She was actually really nice and was planning on making sure that everything was &quot;fair&quot;...till she died in a car accident 6 months later.  She was a widow herself prior to marrying grandpa and had a now orphaned 15 year old son from the previous marriage who got everything. My mom and her siblings had to go to the auction at their childhood home and buy back as much of their heirlooms and memories as they could afford (and, truthfully, stole some of what they couldnt). 8. LadyTarTar got to deliver some touching news. I know, I know... no lawyer here but I had to share. A woman came in after her mother&#39;s funeral with some correspondence from the company I work for (Insurance). She was worried there was a bill she needed to pay and was coming to tell us her mom had died.  She just looked SO tired, and we got to talking while I looked up the policy to close it out. She shared that in the last few years her mom had slipped into dementia and she singlehandedly took care of her...how she missed her but just was run ragged and she hadn&#39;t taken a vacation in forever.  I realized what she had was not a health policy, it was a life insurance policy naming the daughter as the beneficiary for about 50K. I told her and she just started crying..it made me cry and I got up and hugged her and sort of just held her while she cried. She pulled away and said...&quot;I have no idea what she left that for, everything&#39;s been paid for.&quot;  I said, &quot;This might be her telling you to go on that vacation and relax.&quot; It was so touching, and she had no idea that the policy existed. 9. PrivateEyesWatchingU&#39;s professor had to introduce two secret families at a will reading. My estate planning professor told us about a guy who had two families, neither of which knew about the other until it was time to read the will. This wasn&#39;t like a love child/mistress type scenario, both were nuclear multi-kid families. Both families showed up for what had to be one of the most awkward will reading in history.  I don&#39;t really know how he pulled it off other than that he was away on &quot;business&quot; frequently. 10. redbirdsandwords&#39;s grandmother watched her sister melt down. I know you&#39;re looking for lawyers and whatnot, but here, have my mediocre will story anyway:  My great grandmother left her daughter &quot;just one dollar and not a single penny more so help me god.&quot; This was before I was born, but my grandmother (not the daughter with the dollar) said that when they all read the will her sister had a full blown temper tantrum and no one heard from her since. I guess she had it coming. 11. Luna_Lovelace read one of the creepiest wills ever. In my trusts &amp; estates class in law school, we read a case about a man who left everything to his wife, but only if she got his body stuffed and left it on the living room couch forever.  Luckily for her, the court invalidated that part of the husband&#39;s will. IIRC, part of the reasoning was that it would make it impossible for her to date/remarry if she had her husband&#39;s creepy dead body glaring at anyone who came to see her. 12. kooknboo&#39;s grandpa was secretly best friends with his &quot;enemy.&quot; My grandfather hated his neighbor. They lived next to each other for 20+ years. I remember well my grandfather raging at every opportunity about this guy. We never saw them speak to each other.  In Grandpa&#39;s will he left the guy $10k, a car and golf clubs. We were dumbstruck.  Turns out they were good buddies from the Army. When they coincidentally bought homes next to each other they decided to play a long scam with both their families. They actually played golf together 2-3x per week and had a monthly poker game for years. 13. UndeadKitten came across the most beautiful will, full of revenge. &quot;To my daughter Anne, who created my beautiful granddaughter Jane, and her dear fourth husband John, who laid hands on My Jane, I leave one dollar you money grubbing bastards.  To Jane I leave all of my monetary assets, save $5000 and my best gun which I leave to my son Bill, on the condition that he beats John bloody during the time between my funeral and my burial. Jane, bail your uncle out of jail, please.&quot;  Other than names, this is the exact wording of a great uncle&#39;s will(part of it anyway. At age nine Jane told her mother that John had molested her and her mother told her she deserved it for being a slut. So Great-Uncle took Jane in and raised her, and his two kids got exactly what it says.  (His son also got a truck and technically a house, although he only kept it until Jane was a legal adult and could afford the tax on it. Bill got full custody of Jane when his father died and he put every penny of her money into a trust fund to mature when she was 25 because he felt like his sister would try to get the money, he was right.)  And in case anyone wondered, yes Bill got his five grand. He didn&#39;t get arrested though because John had a warrant on him so they didn&#39;t dare call the cops. Bill did kindly inform the police of his whereabouts a few weeks later. 14. miss-robot&#39;s grandmother made a very hurtful decision. Not a lawyer, but sort of a sad story. When my dad&#39;s mother died, her will stipulated that everything was to be liquidated and the money distributed equally between her children and grandchildren. Fine, but literally everything had to be sold. There were family heirlooms, jewellery, things my grandfather (a carpenter) had made.  So many sentimental family things that my father and his siblings badly wanted, but it all had to be sold. They all went to the auction to try to buy some of the more sentimental items but weren&#39;t always successful. It was heartbreaking and I&#39;m not sure what made my grandmother think it would be a good idea. Nobody wanted the money, they wanted her wedding ring and the clocks my grandfather had made and all that. 15. paleperson&#39;s great uncle left all his money to his dog. When my great uncle died he left his beloved dog to his longtime girlfriend. All of his money went into a pet trust for said dog, which turned out to be quite a large sum of money. His 2 kids got nothing. As far as I know he didn&#39;t have a bad relationship with them or anything, he just thought the world of his little dog. 16. whisperingmoon witnessed people arguing over cat ashes. One summer I worked as an administrative assistant to a lawyer who worked in wills and estates.  Most of it was the usual petty arguing about percentages of money, but one couple was deeply concerned about which of their children would receive the urn with the ashes of the family&#39;s long deceased cat. &quot;Wouldn&#39;t want to play favorites.&quot; 17. LutherJackson&#39;s college friend inherited the lottery. One of my college buddies dad died from cancer in our second year. It wasn&#39;t a sudden death, he had been battling it for a couple years. When my friend came back to school, he casually mentioned that his dad left him and his sister $7 million each.  Turns out, his dad had hit the lottery before my friend was born, invested/put all the money away to help pay for college/high school. His mom got a nice chunk of change also.  He grew up thinking they were just ordinary middle class family. We had a glorious third and forth year of college, thanks to my loaded friend. *Edit- he did know his dad won the lottery, but it was never mentioned to him or his sister that it was a lot of money. 18. supremecrafters&#39;s friend inherited a golf course. Oh dear, my first &quot;not me but a friend post.&quot; Someone had left an entire golf course that he owned and managed in secret to his son. They were avid golfers, but always went to another course. I still don&#39;t know why someone would lie about owning a golf course. 19. skatastic57 heard about a man who left money to his great grand children. I don&#39;t remember enough of the story but there was a guy in the 1800s that left his estate to his great grand children because he didn&#39;t want his actual children to benefit at all. I think they only recently received the money.  Edit: Also I don&#39;t think any actual lawyers can answer this because if it was bizarre enough to be noteworthy they&#39;d be giving up attorney client privilege. 20. Paroxysm80 has a hilarious addendum in their will. My will has something unusual. Story time! I sat my wife down to have &#39;the talk&#39; because I was getting ready to deploy to Iraq. This was during the incredible sectarian violence, and I wanted to make sure she knew everything to do in case I died.  She&#39;s never serious. Ever. But I wanted her to be serious for this discussion because it was damned important.  I get through telling her all about it, and want to know if she has questions. &quot;Yeah, so... the life insurance. How does that work?&quot;, she says. &quot;I don&#39;t really know, baby. What do you mean?&quot;.  She answers, &quot;Well, do they just put the money in there? When?&quot;  Look, she&#39;s not trying to be an a*shole right? Its not like she&#39;s just dying for the money. She wants to know the logistics of it. I&#39;m sitting here thinking when she says, &quot;So do they put in my bank account? Or do they give you one of those big checks when you win the lottery?&quot; as she holds her hands up like she&#39;s holding a huge check.  Laughter ensues.  I have it written into the will that if I&#39;m KIA, I want the $400K to be given to her with a gigantic lottery check. Have base photo bring several folks over, shoot like the paparazzi as she stands on a stage, and do it. LOL. 