Here's the thing: kids are dumb as hell. Yes, "their brains are still developing." Sure, calling a child with a developing brain "dumb" is reductive and harmful, but we've all thought it at some points. Hanging out with children is like hanging out with Norm from Cheers during last call, except with a lot less complaining about his wife. Which is to say, children are basically cuter drunk people, with less war stories and a lot more stupid questions.
While it's only natural for children to say or do absurd things as they discover how the world works, there are some stories that truly outdo the rest.
My son has microwaved ramen noodles with no water A FEW TIMES. Just so you know, they are flammable and smoke horribly and turn your microwave an awful yellow color.