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<p>Sometimes the proudest moments as a parent come when your kid pulls something <em>truly </em>mischievous, and you&#39;re sitting there in complete conflict trying to hold back your laughter and joy. While most parents want to raise a kid who is obedient and follows the rules, there is something truly beautiful about knowing your kid can already work the system <em>and </em>stand up for themselves.</p><p>While 4-year-olds aren&#39;t generally encouraged to swear it up, some situations call for creativity and cuss-words, and as a parent it can be hard to pretend you&#39;re not completely on your pissed off kid&#39;s team.</p><h2>In <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/a1bz47/whats_something_hilarious_your_kid_has_done_that/" target="_blank">a popular Reddit thread,</a> parents shared the times their child pull off something hilarious or naughty that they weren&#39;t allowed to publicly be proud of.</h2><h2>1. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/rumpsx/">rumpsx</a>&#39;s kid has their eye on the prize.</h2><blockquote> <p>My kid excitedly told me today that he&rsquo;ll be saving up the coal he gets for Xmas for a barbecue.</p> </blockquote><h2>2. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BillNye-hilist/">BillNye-hilist</a> doesn&#39;t skimp on her love for dogs.</h2><blockquote> <p>Not my kid, but my sister&rsquo;s.</p> <p>My sister was walking past my 3 year old niece&rsquo;s bedroom. She peaks in and sees her lying on her stomach, ankles crossed in the air, pretending to read her favorite book called I Love Dogs.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>&ldquo;I love dogs,&rdquo; reads my niece.</p> <p>&ldquo;This is so sweet,&rdquo; thinks my sister, as a page is turned.</p> <p>&ldquo;I f*cking love dogs.&rdquo;</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>&ldquo;Whoa! What did you say, Ramona?&rdquo;</p> <p>&ldquo;I said I freaking love dogs.&rdquo;</p> <p>The wily little kid even had the sense to censor herself.</p> </blockquote><h2>3. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/bggraber/">bggraber</a>&#39;s daughter almost interrupted the entire church service.</h2><blockquote> <p>Daughter was maybe 3. In church with my parents. Guy across the church had eye surgery and had a patch. During a prayer, she saw him looked at him, covered her eye and went &quot;Arrrr&quot; like a pirate...pastor almost laughed mid prayer.</p> </blockquote><h2>4. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/hooray_this_sucks/">hooray_this_sucks</a>&#39;s child keeps it real.</h2><blockquote> <p>I asked my 6yo yesterday what he did at school and he said &ldquo;jack sh*t&rdquo; straight back in a monotone voice without even thinking...</p> </blockquote><h2>5. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/AKANCsucks/">AKANCsucks</a> prefers &quot;dude&quot; to dad.</h2><blockquote> <p>Called me dude. I taught her how to snowboard, I&#39;m no longer dad, I&#39;m dude when we go to the mountain and my ex is now bro (her mom). My parents were all about &quot;respect&quot;, well this is respect to me and my heart swells with pride when I hear &quot;DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT!? I was going so fast!&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Boudicat/">Boudicat</a>&#39;s kid will need to unlearn that behavior for the future.</h2><blockquote> <p>My kid went through a phase. of climbing out of his cot in the mornings, clambering onto our bed, and tea bagging his mum. So much for his future therapist to chew on...</p> </blockquote><h2>7. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/iheartcatzz/">iheartcatzz</a>&#39;s twins already know how to get away with the cuss words.</h2><blockquote> <p>I have twin girls, 6 years old. Last night I was in my room and heard one say something that sounded like a curse word. I asked her what she said and she told me &ldquo;chips&rdquo;. I&rsquo;m like, &ldquo;oh, that&rsquo;s not what I thought you said.&rdquo;</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>The other twin then prances in my room, smug as hell and says, &ldquo;you thought she said sh*t&rdquo;.</p> <p>Yes, yes I did. I had to contain my laughter; otherwise, she thinks it&rsquo;s ok for her to say.</p> </blockquote><h2>8. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Shadow082/">Shadow082</a>&#39;s 3-year-old already knows how to scam the system.</h2><blockquote> <p>When my 3 year old put himself in time out at daycare because he figured out if he was in time out, he didn&#39;t need to help clean up.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>And then the following year when we got an incident report because he yelled &quot;damnit!!&quot; when the fitted sheet he was trying to put on his cot kept popping off.</p> </blockquote><p> </p><h2>9. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/uglygargoyle/">uglygargoyle</a>&#39;s daughter cracked up the entire book store.</h2><blockquote> <p>I was in a queue at a big book store in the UK with my daughter who was about 6 (ish) at the time and whilst<span style="color: rgb(119, 119, 119); font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.01em; font-style: italic;"> I&#39;m in the busy queue my daughter was looking at the books on a rotating stand. Little did I know that on that stand was a small book of dirty jokes. Just as I was being served (there are about 12 people queuing across 5 tills) my sweet and innocent daughter decides to proudly show her reading and joke telling skills and shouts out &quot;Dad, whats the best thing about a blow job?&quot; Everyone in the queue started quietly chuckling </span>whilst<span style="color: rgb(119, 119, 119); font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.01em; font-style: italic;"> I&#39;m trying to distract her and simultaneously pay and get out of the show as fast as possible. </span></p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>The girl behind the till was desperately trying not to laugh and looked like she was in pain. Because I didn&#39;t answer immediately my daughter repeated the question. By this point everyone&#39;s shoulders were going up and down as they were silently laughing. I paid and quickly grabbed my daughter and put the book back. As we quickly moved towards the door she shouted &quot;five minutes silence!!&quot; To which the queues erupted with laughter while I practically ran out of the store, haha.</p> </blockquote><h2>10. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/dramboxf/">dramboxf</a> has nothing but respect for Kathleen&#39;s clap-back.</h2><blockquote> <p>Not my kid. My mother&#39;s best friend&#39;s daughter.</p> <p>She was five at the time, and at the local grammar school attending a performance of her older sister&#39;s school play. Gets bored during the production, wanders out of her seat and into the hallway, where she promptly spies the fire alarm and pulls the handle.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>As many of you know, those alarms will squirt indelible ink onto the puller&#39;s hand as a way to cut down on false alarms.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>So, obviously, it&#39;s a false alarm, and the hunt is on. The principal quickly sees Kathleen&#39;s purple hands and confronts her about pulling the alarm. Gives her three or four minutes of grief. All the while, Kathleen is standing there with her arms folded across her chest. Her only reply is legend:</p> <p>&quot;Gimmie a break -- you <em>know</em> I can&#39;t read!&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>11. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Rosie_Cotton_/">Rosie_Cotton_</a>&#39;s son would NOT be manipulated.</h2><blockquote> <p>My son was not quite two. Waited at the mall for pictures with the Easter bunny, but he gets a little nervous when the moment comes. The Easter bunny hands him a little rubber ducky, which my son is thrilled about. The bunny hands another to him, but as my kid reaches for it, the bunny snatches it back and pats his lap (in a clear gesture of &ldquo;you can have another ducky if you sit on my lap&rdquo;). My son looked at the duck he already had in his hand, chucks it at the Easter bunny, and literally storms off. He was SO offended. I&rsquo;ve never seen a baby that mad. F*ckin bullshit Easter bunny tactics.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Mannings4head/">Mannings4head</a> still doesn&#39;t know where the hole came from.</h2><blockquote> <p>A few years ago my kids lost their hamster up in their game room. He escaped his exercise bowl and they couldn&#39;t find him. In helping them look for Sammy I moved the couch and discovered a huge hole. The couch hadn&#39;t always been in that spot but things often got moved around in the playroom during sleepovers and I never questioned it much. When they realized I found the huge hole in the wall they started defending each other. I told them that they wouldn&#39;t get in trouble but I needed the guilty party to help me patch up the wall. They agreed to both help.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>One of them may have accidentally let it slip that it happened when he was playing Nerf Gun Soccer (no, I don&#39;t know the rules of the game since they seem to change every time I ask) with friends but my daughter claims that isn&#39;t what happened. They are generally pretty honest kids and have agreed to let me know how it happened before I die. I am glad they stuck up for each other and always have each other&#39;s back. The effort to move the couch was also impressive. The hole got fixed regardless but I really want to know what happened. That hole was massive.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Edit: Sammy was found safe and sound, but has since died due to unrelated causes.</p> </blockquote><h2>13. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/LazerTRex/">LazerTRex</a> truly shocked their dad.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I was a kid I was being a bit of a brat and whining to my dad about something I couldn&rsquo;t do. I kept saying &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t&rdquo; over and over. My dad jokingly said &ldquo;don&rsquo;t say that, it&rsquo;s a rude word&rdquo;, now I knew that the c word was a bad word but I didn&rsquo;t know how bad it was so I said &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not saying c*nt, I&rsquo;m saying can&rsquo;t!&rdquo; My Dad was so shocked. Now as an adult my dad is always like &ldquo;it was so unexpected, just this innocent looking little kid casually dropping the c bomb like it was no big deal.&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>14. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/tripperfunster/">tripperfunster</a>&#39;s kid picked up on relationship dynamics quickly.</h2><blockquote> <p>When my kids were young, my parents split up, due to my father&#39;s infidelity.</p> <p>We live on a small farm, and one day we were talking about our chickens. We had a rooster my son had named King, and one of our chickens whom he hung out with a lot was named Queen. Well, King decided he liked a different chicken better (as they often do) I we were talking about how King decided he wanted a different girlfriend.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>&quot;Just like Grandpa John!&quot; my son exclaimed.</p> <p>Yup. He wasn&#39;t wrong!</p> </blockquote><h2>15. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/phatfingerpat/">phatfingerpat</a>&#39;s daughter knows how to get revenge well.</h2><blockquote> <p>My daughter responded to a bully on the school bus taking her cookies by putting snow in one of their boots and a rotten orange in the other.</p> </blockquote><h2>16. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MadWhiskeyGrin/">MadWhiskeyGrin</a>&#39;s son is already an Army of Darkness fan.</h2><blockquote> <p>I let my son watch Army of Darkness before his mother thought he was ready for it. He later walked up to her with a toy gun and growled, &quot;good, bad, I&#39;m the guy with the gun.&quot; I thought it was hilarious. She thought I was being a terrible example.</p> </blockquote><h2>17. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/StevieYo29/">StevieYo29</a>&#39;s daughter is going to be just fine.</h2><blockquote> <p>When my daughter was about 3 she was trying to slide at the McDonald&#39;s play place and this bigger approx. 7-9 year old girl shoved her trying to go in front of her and my girl just socked her. I think it was just a knee jerk reaction cause she&#39;d never been physically bullied in anyway, and at that point I was fairly confident she never would be going forward either lmao.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/GarshCT/">GarshCT</a>&#39;s younger sister has no time for other people&#39;s nonsense.</h2><blockquote> <p>Not a parent but I have 2 younger sisters. When they were ages 3 and 4, my 4 year old sister was sitting on a kid&#39;s ottoman chair and my 3 year old sister was trying to sit on her lap. 4 y/o sister takes her foot and pushes her off while at the same time says &quot;get the hell off the queen.&quot; My dad and I both heard it and our jaws dropped and it took everything to not laugh.</p> </blockquote><h2>19. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Sockbum/">Sockbum</a>&#39;s son won&#39;t let adults gaslight him.</h2><blockquote> <p>My sister in law was playing a board game with my 5 year old. She was getting bored of playing with him, like she usually does, and so she tried to move the game along a little bit with some creative maneuvers (read: cheating) thinking he wouldn&#39;t notice. He looked at the board for a minute and then blank faced her and said &quot;Lindsay, that&#39;s bullsh*t&quot;.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>He also asked his dad &quot;do you even know what the f*ck you&#39;re doing?&quot; while he was struggling to put up Christmas lights.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SavageHedgehog/">SavageHedgehog</a> had to try their hardest not to laugh.</h2><blockquote> <p>Driving my MIL around with my wife and 2yr old in the back of the minivan. Was trying to tone down the swearing since she was starting to imitate us. Someone cut me off while driving and I shout &ldquo;son of a ...&rdquo; and then catch myself and stop before going too far. From the back of the car in the clearest little toddler voice comes &ldquo;B*tttttccchhhh&rdquo; perfectly timed. I started to laugh but then got the stare of death from the wife and had to stop.</p> </blockquote><h2> </h2><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><h2> </h2><p> </p><p> </p><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 parents share the funniest thing their kid did that they shouldn't have laughed at.

Sometimes the proudest moments as a parent come when your kid pulls something truly mischievous, and you&#39;re sitting there in complete conflict trying to hold back your laughter and joy. While most parents want to raise a kid who is obedient and follows the rules, there is something truly beautiful about knowing your kid can already work the system and stand up for themselves.While 4-year-olds aren&#39;t generally encouraged to swear it up, some situations call for creativity and cuss-words, and as a parent it can be hard to pretend you&#39;re not completely on your pissed off kid&#39;s team.In a popular Reddit thread, parents shared the times their child pull off something hilarious or naughty that they weren&#39;t allowed to publicly be proud of.1. rumpsx&#39;s kid has their eye on the prize. My kid excitedly told me today that he&rsquo;ll be saving up the coal he gets for Xmas for a barbecue. 2. BillNye-hilist doesn&#39;t skimp on her love for dogs. Not my kid, but my sister&rsquo;s. My sister was walking past my 3 year old niece&rsquo;s bedroom. She peaks in and sees her lying on her stomach, ankles crossed in the air, pretending to read her favorite book called I Love Dogs.  &ldquo;I love dogs,&rdquo; reads my niece. &ldquo;This is so sweet,&rdquo; thinks my sister, as a page is turned. &ldquo;I f*cking love dogs.&rdquo;  &ldquo;Whoa! What did you say, Ramona?&rdquo; &ldquo;I said I freaking love dogs.&rdquo; The wily little kid even had the sense to censor herself. 3. bggraber&#39;s daughter almost interrupted the entire church service. Daughter was maybe 3. In church with my parents. Guy across the church had eye surgery and had a patch. During a prayer, she saw him looked at him, covered her eye and went &quot;Arrrr&quot; like a pirate...pastor almost laughed mid prayer. 4. hooray_this_sucks&#39;s child keeps it real. I asked my 6yo yesterday what he did at school and he said &ldquo;jack sh*t&rdquo; straight back in a monotone voice without even thinking... 5. AKANCsucks prefers &quot;dude&quot; to dad. Called me dude. I taught her how to snowboard, I&#39;m no longer dad, I&#39;m dude when we go to the mountain and my ex is now bro (her mom). My parents were all about &quot;respect&quot;, well this is respect to me and my heart swells with pride when I hear &quot;DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT!? I was going so fast!&quot; 6. Boudicat&#39;s kid will need to unlearn that behavior for the future. My kid went through a phase. of climbing out of his cot in the mornings, clambering onto our bed, and tea bagging his mum. So much for his future therapist to chew on... 7. iheartcatzz&#39;s twins already know how to get away with the cuss words. I have twin girls, 6 years old. Last night I was in my room and heard one say something that sounded like a curse word. I asked her what she said and she told me &ldquo;chips&rdquo;. I&rsquo;m like, &ldquo;oh, that&rsquo;s not what I thought you said.&rdquo;  The other twin then prances in my room, smug as hell and says, &ldquo;you thought she said sh*t&rdquo;. Yes, yes I did. I had to contain my laughter; otherwise, she thinks it&rsquo;s ok for her to say. 8. Shadow082&#39;s 3-year-old already knows how to scam the system. When my 3 year old put himself in time out at daycare because he figured out if he was in time out, he didn&#39;t need to help clean up.  And then the following year when we got an incident report because he yelled &quot;damnit!!&quot; when the fitted sheet he was trying to put on his cot kept popping off.  9. uglygargoyle&#39;s daughter cracked up the entire book store. I was in a queue at a big book store in the UK with my daughter who was about 6 (ish) at the time and whilst I&#39;m in the busy queue my daughter was looking at the books on a rotating stand. Little did I know that on that stand was a small book of dirty jokes. Just as I was being served (there are about 12 people queuing across 5 tills) my sweet and innocent daughter decides to proudly show her reading and joke telling skills and shouts out &quot;Dad, whats the best thing about a blow job?&quot; Everyone in the queue started quietly chuckling whilst I&#39;m trying to distract her and simultaneously pay and get out of the show as fast as possible.   The girl behind the till was desperately trying not to laugh and looked like she was in pain. Because I didn&#39;t answer immediately my daughter repeated the question. By this point everyone&#39;s shoulders were going up and down as they were silently laughing. I paid and quickly grabbed my daughter and put the book back. As we quickly moved towards the door she shouted &quot;five minutes silence!!&quot; To which the queues erupted with laughter while I practically ran out of the store, haha. 10. dramboxf has nothing but respect for Kathleen&#39;s clap-back. Not my kid. My mother&#39;s best friend&#39;s daughter. She was five at the time, and at the local grammar school attending a performance of her older sister&#39;s school play. Gets bored during the production, wanders out of her seat and into the hallway, where she promptly spies the fire alarm and pulls the handle.  As many of you know, those alarms will squirt indelible ink onto the puller&#39;s hand as a way to cut down on false alarms.  So, obviously, it&#39;s a false alarm, and the hunt is on. The principal quickly sees Kathleen&#39;s purple hands and confronts her about pulling the alarm. Gives her three or four minutes of grief. All the while, Kathleen is standing there with her arms folded across her chest. Her only reply is legend: &quot;Gimmie a break -- you know I can&#39;t read!&quot; 11. Rosie_Cotton_&#39;s son would NOT be manipulated. My son was not quite two. Waited at the mall for pictures with the Easter bunny, but he gets a little nervous when the moment comes. The Easter bunny hands him a little rubber ducky, which my son is thrilled about. The bunny hands another to him, but as my kid reaches for it, the bunny snatches it back and pats his lap (in a clear gesture of &ldquo;you can have another ducky if you sit on my lap&rdquo;). My son looked at the duck he already had in his hand, chucks it at the Easter bunny, and literally storms off. He was SO offended. I&rsquo;ve never seen a baby that mad. F*ckin bullshit Easter bunny tactics. 12. Mannings4head still doesn&#39;t know where the hole came from. A few years ago my kids lost their hamster up in their game room. He escaped his exercise bowl and they couldn&#39;t find him. In helping them look for Sammy I moved the couch and discovered a huge hole. The couch hadn&#39;t always been in that spot but things often got moved around in the playroom during sleepovers and I never questioned it much. When they realized I found the huge hole in the wall they started defending each other. I told them that they wouldn&#39;t get in trouble but I needed the guilty party to help me patch up the wall. They agreed to both help.  One of them may have accidentally let it slip that it happened when he was playing Nerf Gun Soccer (no, I don&#39;t know the rules of the game since they seem to change every time I ask) with friends but my daughter claims that isn&#39;t what happened. They are generally pretty honest kids and have agreed to let me know how it happened before I die. I am glad they stuck up for each other and always have each other&#39;s back. The effort to move the couch was also impressive. The hole got fixed regardless but I really want to know what happened. That hole was massive.  Edit: Sammy was found safe and sound, but has since died due to unrelated causes. 13. LazerTRex truly shocked their dad. When I was a kid I was being a bit of a brat and whining to my dad about something I couldn&rsquo;t do. I kept saying &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t&rdquo; over and over. My dad jokingly said &ldquo;don&rsquo;t say that, it&rsquo;s a rude word&rdquo;, now I knew that the c word was a bad word but I didn&rsquo;t know how bad it was so I said &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not saying c*nt, I&rsquo;m saying can&rsquo;t!&rdquo; My Dad was so shocked. Now as an adult my dad is always like &ldquo;it was so unexpected, just this innocent looking little kid casually dropping the c bomb like it was no big deal.&quot; 14. tripperfunster&#39;s kid picked up on relationship dynamics quickly. When my kids were young, my parents split up, due to my father&#39;s infidelity. We live on a small farm, and one day we were talking about our chickens. We had a rooster my son had named King, and one of our chickens whom he hung out with a lot was named Queen. Well, King decided he liked a different chicken better (as they often do) I we were talking about how King decided he wanted a different girlfriend.  &quot;Just like Grandpa John!&quot; my son exclaimed. Yup. He wasn&#39;t wrong! 15. phatfingerpat&#39;s daughter knows how to get revenge well. My daughter responded to a bully on the school bus taking her cookies by putting snow in one of their boots and a rotten orange in the other. 16. MadWhiskeyGrin&#39;s son is already an Army of Darkness fan. I let my son watch Army of Darkness before his mother thought he was ready for it. He later walked up to her with a toy gun and growled, &quot;good, bad, I&#39;m the guy with the gun.&quot; I thought it was hilarious. She thought I was being a terrible example. 17. StevieYo29&#39;s daughter is going to be just fine. When my daughter was about 3 she was trying to slide at the McDonald&#39;s play place and this bigger approx. 7-9 year old girl shoved her trying to go in front of her and my girl just socked her. I think it was just a knee jerk reaction cause she&#39;d never been physically bullied in anyway, and at that point I was fairly confident she never would be going forward either lmao. 18. GarshCT&#39;s younger sister has no time for other people&#39;s nonsense. Not a parent but I have 2 younger sisters. When they were ages 3 and 4, my 4 year old sister was sitting on a kid&#39;s ottoman chair and my 3 year old sister was trying to sit on her lap. 4 y/o sister takes her foot and pushes her off while at the same time says &quot;get the hell off the queen.&quot; My dad and I both heard it and our jaws dropped and it took everything to not laugh. 19. Sockbum&#39;s son won&#39;t let adults gaslight him. My sister in law was playing a board game with my 5 year old. She was getting bored of playing with him, like she usually does, and so she tried to move the game along a little bit with some creative maneuvers (read: cheating) thinking he wouldn&#39;t notice. He looked at the board for a minute and then blank faced her and said &quot;Lindsay, that&#39;s bullsh*t&quot;.  He also asked his dad &quot;do you even know what the f*ck you&#39;re doing?&quot; while he was struggling to put up Christmas lights. 20. SavageHedgehog had to try their hardest not to laugh. Driving my MIL around with my wife and 2yr old in the back of the minivan. Was trying to tone down the swearing since she was starting to imitate us. Someone cut me off while driving and I shout &ldquo;son of a ...&rdquo; and then catch myself and stop before going too far. From the back of the car in the clearest little toddler voice comes &ldquo;B*tttttccchhhh&rdquo; perfectly timed. I started to laugh but then got the stare of death from the wife and had to stop.               

20 parents share the funniest thing their kid did that they shouldn't have laughed at.

In a popular Reddit thread, parents shared the times their child pull off something hilarious or naughty that they weren't allowed to publicly be proud of.

1. rumpsx's kid has their eye on the prize.

2. BillNye-hilist doesn't skimp on her love for dogs.