Most of us have at least one story that was utterly humiliating and devastating at the time, but we can now look back on and laugh. In many cases the funniest and most absurd anecdotes are too real to laugh about in the moment, but live on as hilarious tales.
One time I was hooking up with this girl for the first time in the back seat of her car. I was going down on her, and I noticed that she was REALLY wet. Almost too wet.
I didn't think much of it and kept going. At this point, I noticed the taste of blood.
I tried to keep my cool and evaluate the situation by kissing slowly up her belly so I could take a look. That's when I noticed a trail of blood that I had just made all the way up to her belly button.