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<p>We&#39;ve all had that drunk friend who took a night to the next level by letting their freak flag fly in the dumbest way possible. Alcohol is a poison, so it&#39;s only natural for our drunk friend Greg to lose all his marbles after he chugs a keg.</p><p>While plenty of drunk nights don&#39;t make for much of a story beyond &quot;wow man, you were out of it!&quot; There are plenty of people who let their inner performer out when under the influence, and their dumb drunken theatrics quickly become immortalized in a friend group&#39;s stories forever.</p><h2>In <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ehop56/whats_the_dumbest_thing_a_drunk_friend_has_done/" target="_blank">a recent Reddit thread</a>, people shared the dumbest things their drunk friends have done, and it&#39;ll make you feel better about whatever New Years Eve mess you find yourself in tonight.</h2><h2>1. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Chickiepie/">Chickiepie</a>&#39;s friend Jim always ended the party with his nudity.</h2><blockquote> <p>I had a friend in high school who got naked every time he got drunk. As soon as Jim was naked we knew the party was over.</p> </blockquote><h2>2. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/jmhorne/">mhorne</a>&#39;s friend peed on a cop.</h2><blockquote> <p>Drunk friend was relieving himself in a bush. Someone tapped him on the back. He turned round, still continuing to pee, to find himself face to face with a policeman. Poor cop had pee all down his leg, but saw the funny side.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/cactusfairyprincess/">cactusfairyprincess</a> knew a guy who drunkenly broke his legs rollerskating on Halloween.</h2><blockquote> <p>A guy I knew in college came to a Halloween party on roller skates and got absolutely plastered, and proceeded to roller skate up and down the stairs. This ended predictably to everyone but him, and he fell and got hurt. Due to the anesthetic effects of being super-drunk, however, no one realized how badly he was hurt. He passed out in the living room, and proceeded to pee all over the floor in the middle of the night because he couldn&rsquo;t walk to the bathroom. Turns out his leg was broken in 2 places.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>I also just mentioned in a &ldquo;bad roommates&rdquo; thread about a girl I knew in college who stole someone&rsquo;s cat while drunk and hid it in our campus housing apartment.</p> </blockquote><h2>4. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PM_ME_B00TY_PICZZZ/">PM_ME_B00TY_PICZZZ</a>&#39;s friend claims a drunken bike ride was an alien abduction.</h2><blockquote> <p>My friend claims he was abducted by aliens one night on his way home from a local festival.</p> <p>In reality, he drank way too much Guinness, tried to ride his bicycle home up the steepest hill in town, and blacked out in the process.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>It was 5 years ago. We just argued about it, again, this weekend.</p> <p>Edit: a consonant</p> </blockquote><h2>5. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Everything80sFan/">Everything80sFan</a>&#39;s friend faked people out with their prosthetic leg.</h2><blockquote> <p>Dumb, but funny. Had a friend with a prosthetic leg, only he never told anyone about it who didn&#39;t already know. He always waited until a party was going well into the night and everyone (including himself) was plenty drunk. He&#39;d then produce a large knife and get everyone&#39;s attention before plunging the blade into his leg. He&#39;d then throw his head back and scream in (fake) pain.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Often times, people would scream in terror and go running out the front door. Everyone who knew him and were familiar with his antics, would merely roll their eyes and ignore him. It was a funny prank, but a dumb one because sometimes the cops were called and an ambulance would show up. Cops and paramedics were never amused.</p> </blockquote><h2>6. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ill_change_it_later/">ill_change_it_later</a> has a few examples.</h2><blockquote> <p>Retrieved a beer couzie that fell in a port-a-Jon.</p> <p>Ate food out of the trash can with the Constanza excuse that it was &ldquo;on the top.&rdquo;</p> <p>Same friend.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Kanedi4s/">Kanedi4s</a> found out they aren&#39;t Spiderman the hard way.</h2><blockquote> <p>Jumped off a roof onto a trampoline. Missed the trampoline, foot went partially through the gap between the springs, broke leg just above the ankle.</p> </blockquote><h2>8. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/CaptainWisconsin/">CaptainWisconsin</a> spent $450 on dehydrators and got turned down for a date.</h2><p> </p><blockquote> <p>I was the friend. I visited some college buddies for the weekend. After a night at the bars, we were drunkenly devouring pizza in their apartment. A Ron Popeil commercial flashed across the TV screen, advertising the latest Ronco gadget: a food dehydrator. I picked up the phone and ordered one for everyone in the room, eight total. I even attempted to ask the nice customer sales lady on the other end out for a date. I did not get the date, but we did get our food dehydrators (and I got a $450 bill). We&#39;ve never opened them - instead, we exchange them every Christmas.</p> </blockquote><h2>9. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/rampantapplejohn/">rampantapplejohn</a>&#39;s friend had a real blanket struggle.</h2><blockquote> <p>One of my favorite drunk memories was when I was probably 17 and we were drinking in a friend&#39;s basement and as everyone was going to bed one of the people there kept complaining about how uncomfortable their blanket was. In the morning we discovered he had been using one of those big rubber bottomed rugs (like the kind you would put in a laundry room or something). He was also literally feet from a stack of blankets.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/King_Kongs_Left_Nut/">King_Kongs_Left_Nut</a>&#39;s friend punched a cop horse.</h2><blockquote> <p>He punched a horse...a police horse...with the cop still on it...at Mardi Gras in New Orleans. He spent some time in jail for that one.</p> </blockquote><h2>11. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Jenkem_of_the_Masses/">Jenkem_of_the_Masses</a> knew a guy who constantly pissed on his roommate.</h2><blockquote> <p> </p> <p>I knew a guy who got blind drunk and passed out in the top bunk of his dorm room. Then in the middle of the night, climbs down and pisses on his roommate. This happened two separate times. He was a freshman and didn&#39;t know his roommate very well.</p> </blockquote><h2>12. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Back2Bach/">Back2Bach</a> went drinking with a guy who bought a round for 35 people and then forgot his wallet.</h2><blockquote> <p>One of the guys a group of us were with at the bar in an upscale restaurant got carried away and - in a full voice, so all could hear - said:</p> <p>&quot;A round of drinks for <em>everyone</em> in the room is on me!&quot;</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Around 35 people ordered free drinks on him (the bartender put it on his tab). But when the bill eventually came, the guy had no money - no wallet. He had left it home.</p> <p>So the rest of us were stuck with a hefty bill because lots of people ordered the most expensive drinks available (single malt Scotch, etc.)</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Rmanager/">Rmanager</a> thought their car was stolen, while they were sitting in it.</h2><blockquote> <p>Being way too drunk to drive, his girlfriend drove after a party. He had designated parking spaces at his apartment and when he didn&#39;t see his car, he started crying hysterically that his car was stolen.</p> <p>The car he was in at the time.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Then he cried even harder for being dumb.</p> <p>It was me btw. I&#39;m the drunken dumbass.</p> </blockquote><h2>14. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Bar_tender_Duck/">Bar_tender_Duck</a>&#39;s roommate had a time.</h2><blockquote> <p>This happened in high school. We were roommates. The guy entered the room heavily drunk and crashed into his bed. He woke up about half an hour later, knocked at the door from the inside three times and after a long pause, said &quot; Who&#39;s there?&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>15. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ElToberino/">ElToberino</a>&#39;s housemate had a deeply confused friend.</h2><blockquote> <p>Years ago, my housemate had a friend over who got so drunk that he wandered outside, forgot which house was ours and broke into the neighbors house.</p> </blockquote><h2>16. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/brosbeforetouhous/">brosbeforetouhous</a>&#39;s friends get lost in the sauce.</h2><blockquote> <p>We were out at some bars. Friend got annoyed and started to walk home, leaving his coat/hat/gloves at the bar. This wouldn&rsquo;t have been a problem except it was January in Minnesota and it was -10. I am shocked he didn&rsquo;t get frostbite. Same friend also got blasted at a wedding we were at and hopped the fence to the zoo adjacent to the park the reception was at. He did not get attacked by any animals. He has since stopped drinking.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Two other friends decided to tag-team wrestle our furniture and flipped a couch with people on it. They did a leaping high-five to celebrate and one of the guys landed wrong and broke his foot. This was a week before our undergrad graduation. He had to walk across the stage on crutches. Amazingly, he didn&rsquo;t even know it was broken until the next day. Having a broken foot didn&rsquo;t stop him from leaving our house to go pee on a dorm he particularly disliked.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Oh, and another friend, who is Indian, once got annoyed that he couldn&rsquo;t get up to the bar to order and told the guy in front of him he going to declare a jihad on the guy&rsquo;s family if he didn&rsquo;t get out of the way.</p> <p>My friends tend to be idiots when drunk.</p> </blockquote><h2>17. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/gremashlo/">gremashlo</a> was massively betrayed.</h2><blockquote> <p>My best friend in college got drunk and got his pickup stuck in a construction zone where he planned on having sex with a girl--so, in his drunken stupor, he called me at 1 AM to help him get back to campus.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>When I got there, there he was--and it turned out that the girl he tried to screw was my also very drunk (and soon former) girlfriend, who was also so drunk she was glad to see me, and was oblivious to how horrible that moment was for me. Neither of them saw anything wrong, and the only reason I didn&#39;t drive off without them was that I was still 9/10ths asleep and didn&#39;t fully comprehend what they were doing.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>At the time, I was considering transferring to another college that specialized in my major--that event was the last straw.</p> </blockquote><h2>18. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MustardKingCustard/">MustardKingCustard</a>&#39;s friend ordered a car part for a car that doesn&#39;t exist.</h2><blockquote> <p>My friend was woke up one morning to the doorbell. There was a delivery guy holding a massive package. Turns out he got wasted and went mad on Ebay. He took it in and opened it. It was a front bumper for a Ford Focus.</p> <p>He didn&#39;t have a car.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ClosetLoner/">ClosetLoner</a>&#39;s friend&#39;s plan backfired.</h2><blockquote> <p>Someone I know tried to prove that he can drive a sports bike on a straight road with his eyes closed when he was extremely drunk. He drove off the road at a high speed and crashed into a giant boulder. The bike was smashed to bits and he was very badly injured. I visited him at the hospital and it looked like his body was mummified! He has a giant scar on his face from the accident.</p> </blockquote><h2>20. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Theboulder027/">Theboulder027</a>&#39;s friend was down to kiss.</h2><blockquote> <p>One drunk friend was making out with a girl at a party on the couch, and turned away for a moment to talk to somebody, and turned back to start kissing again only to realize he was kissing another drunk friend, also a guy, who had stuck his head in the way of the girls.</p> <p>Edit: Holy crap this got over 1000 upvotes. Thanks everybody.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 people share the dumbest things their drunk friends have done.

We&#39;ve all had that drunk friend who took a night to the next level by letting their freak flag fly in the dumbest way possible. Alcohol is a poison, so it&#39;s only natural for our drunk friend Greg to lose all his marbles after he chugs a keg.While plenty of drunk nights don&#39;t make for much of a story beyond &quot;wow man, you were out of it!&quot; There are plenty of people who let their inner performer out when under the influence, and their dumb drunken theatrics quickly become immortalized in a friend group&#39;s stories forever.In a recent Reddit thread, people shared the dumbest things their drunk friends have done, and it&#39;ll make you feel better about whatever New Years Eve mess you find yourself in tonight.1. Chickiepie&#39;s friend Jim always ended the party with his nudity. I had a friend in high school who got naked every time he got drunk. As soon as Jim was naked we knew the party was over. 2. mhorne&#39;s friend peed on a cop. Drunk friend was relieving himself in a bush. Someone tapped him on the back. He turned round, still continuing to pee, to find himself face to face with a policeman. Poor cop had pee all down his leg, but saw the funny side. 3. cactusfairyprincess knew a guy who drunkenly broke his legs rollerskating on Halloween. A guy I knew in college came to a Halloween party on roller skates and got absolutely plastered, and proceeded to roller skate up and down the stairs. This ended predictably to everyone but him, and he fell and got hurt. Due to the anesthetic effects of being super-drunk, however, no one realized how badly he was hurt. He passed out in the living room, and proceeded to pee all over the floor in the middle of the night because he couldn&rsquo;t walk to the bathroom. Turns out his leg was broken in 2 places.  I also just mentioned in a &ldquo;bad roommates&rdquo; thread about a girl I knew in college who stole someone&rsquo;s cat while drunk and hid it in our campus housing apartment. 4. PM_ME_B00TY_PICZZZ&#39;s friend claims a drunken bike ride was an alien abduction. My friend claims he was abducted by aliens one night on his way home from a local festival. In reality, he drank way too much Guinness, tried to ride his bicycle home up the steepest hill in town, and blacked out in the process.  It was 5 years ago. We just argued about it, again, this weekend. Edit: a consonant 5. Everything80sFan&#39;s friend faked people out with their prosthetic leg. Dumb, but funny. Had a friend with a prosthetic leg, only he never told anyone about it who didn&#39;t already know. He always waited until a party was going well into the night and everyone (including himself) was plenty drunk. He&#39;d then produce a large knife and get everyone&#39;s attention before plunging the blade into his leg. He&#39;d then throw his head back and scream in (fake) pain.  Often times, people would scream in terror and go running out the front door. Everyone who knew him and were familiar with his antics, would merely roll their eyes and ignore him. It was a funny prank, but a dumb one because sometimes the cops were called and an ambulance would show up. Cops and paramedics were never amused. 6. ill_change_it_later has a few examples. Retrieved a beer couzie that fell in a port-a-Jon. Ate food out of the trash can with the Constanza excuse that it was &ldquo;on the top.&rdquo; Same friend. 7. Kanedi4s found out they aren&#39;t Spiderman the hard way. Jumped off a roof onto a trampoline. Missed the trampoline, foot went partially through the gap between the springs, broke leg just above the ankle. 8. CaptainWisconsin spent $450 on dehydrators and got turned down for a date.  I was the friend. I visited some college buddies for the weekend. After a night at the bars, we were drunkenly devouring pizza in their apartment. A Ron Popeil commercial flashed across the TV screen, advertising the latest Ronco gadget: a food dehydrator. I picked up the phone and ordered one for everyone in the room, eight total. I even attempted to ask the nice customer sales lady on the other end out for a date. I did not get the date, but we did get our food dehydrators (and I got a $450 bill). We&#39;ve never opened them - instead, we exchange them every Christmas. 9. rampantapplejohn&#39;s friend had a real blanket struggle. One of my favorite drunk memories was when I was probably 17 and we were drinking in a friend&#39;s basement and as everyone was going to bed one of the people there kept complaining about how uncomfortable their blanket was. In the morning we discovered he had been using one of those big rubber bottomed rugs (like the kind you would put in a laundry room or something). He was also literally feet from a stack of blankets. 10. King_Kongs_Left_Nut&#39;s friend punched a cop horse. He punched a horse...a police horse...with the cop still on it...at Mardi Gras in New Orleans. He spent some time in jail for that one. 11. Jenkem_of_the_Masses knew a guy who constantly pissed on his roommate.   I knew a guy who got blind drunk and passed out in the top bunk of his dorm room. Then in the middle of the night, climbs down and pisses on his roommate. This happened two separate times. He was a freshman and didn&#39;t know his roommate very well. 12. Back2Bach went drinking with a guy who bought a round for 35 people and then forgot his wallet. One of the guys a group of us were with at the bar in an upscale restaurant got carried away and - in a full voice, so all could hear - said: &quot;A round of drinks for everyone in the room is on me!&quot;  Around 35 people ordered free drinks on him (the bartender put it on his tab). But when the bill eventually came, the guy had no money - no wallet. He had left it home. So the rest of us were stuck with a hefty bill because lots of people ordered the most expensive drinks available (single malt Scotch, etc.) 13. Rmanager thought their car was stolen, while they were sitting in it. Being way too drunk to drive, his girlfriend drove after a party. He had designated parking spaces at his apartment and when he didn&#39;t see his car, he started crying hysterically that his car was stolen. The car he was in at the time.  Then he cried even harder for being dumb. It was me btw. I&#39;m the drunken dumbass. 14. Bar_tender_Duck&#39;s roommate had a time. This happened in high school. We were roommates. The guy entered the room heavily drunk and crashed into his bed. He woke up about half an hour later, knocked at the door from the inside three times and after a long pause, said &quot; Who&#39;s there?&quot; 15. ElToberino&#39;s housemate had a deeply confused friend. Years ago, my housemate had a friend over who got so drunk that he wandered outside, forgot which house was ours and broke into the neighbors house. 16. brosbeforetouhous&#39;s friends get lost in the sauce. We were out at some bars. Friend got annoyed and started to walk home, leaving his coat/hat/gloves at the bar. This wouldn&rsquo;t have been a problem except it was January in Minnesota and it was -10. I am shocked he didn&rsquo;t get frostbite. Same friend also got blasted at a wedding we were at and hopped the fence to the zoo adjacent to the park the reception was at. He did not get attacked by any animals. He has since stopped drinking.  Two other friends decided to tag-team wrestle our furniture and flipped a couch with people on it. They did a leaping high-five to celebrate and one of the guys landed wrong and broke his foot. This was a week before our undergrad graduation. He had to walk across the stage on crutches. Amazingly, he didn&rsquo;t even know it was broken until the next day. Having a broken foot didn&rsquo;t stop him from leaving our house to go pee on a dorm he particularly disliked.  Oh, and another friend, who is Indian, once got annoyed that he couldn&rsquo;t get up to the bar to order and told the guy in front of him he going to declare a jihad on the guy&rsquo;s family if he didn&rsquo;t get out of the way. My friends tend to be idiots when drunk. 17. gremashlo was massively betrayed. My best friend in college got drunk and got his pickup stuck in a construction zone where he planned on having sex with a girl--so, in his drunken stupor, he called me at 1 AM to help him get back to campus.  When I got there, there he was--and it turned out that the girl he tried to screw was my also very drunk (and soon former) girlfriend, who was also so drunk she was glad to see me, and was oblivious to how horrible that moment was for me. Neither of them saw anything wrong, and the only reason I didn&#39;t drive off without them was that I was still 9/10ths asleep and didn&#39;t fully comprehend what they were doing.  At the time, I was considering transferring to another college that specialized in my major--that event was the last straw. 18. MustardKingCustard&#39;s friend ordered a car part for a car that doesn&#39;t exist. My friend was woke up one morning to the doorbell. There was a delivery guy holding a massive package. Turns out he got wasted and went mad on Ebay. He took it in and opened it. It was a front bumper for a Ford Focus. He didn&#39;t have a car. 19. ClosetLoner&#39;s friend&#39;s plan backfired. Someone I know tried to prove that he can drive a sports bike on a straight road with his eyes closed when he was extremely drunk. He drove off the road at a high speed and crashed into a giant boulder. The bike was smashed to bits and he was very badly injured. I visited him at the hospital and it looked like his body was mummified! He has a giant scar on his face from the accident. 20. Theboulder027&#39;s friend was down to kiss. One drunk friend was making out with a girl at a party on the couch, and turned away for a moment to talk to somebody, and turned back to start kissing again only to realize he was kissing another drunk friend, also a guy, who had stuck his head in the way of the girls. Edit: Holy crap this got over 1000 upvotes. Thanks everybody. 

These people definitely forgot to drink water.

20 people share the dumbest things their drunk friends have done.

In a recent Reddit thread, people shared the dumbest things their drunk friends have done, and it'll make you feel better about whatever New Years Eve mess you find yourself in tonight.

1. Chickiepie's friend Jim always ended the party with his nudity.

2. mhorne's friend peed on a cop.