Sleep talking is a beautiful and strange phenomenon that leaves the sleep talker disoriented and the witnesses simultaneously amused and creeped out. Having any type of exchange with a sleep talker can leave you feeling like you just took a deep dive into the weirdest parts of their brain, which can be equal parts wholesome and terrifying depending on who you're dealing with.
When people bless you with a gorgeously bizarre sleep talking session it can serve as ammunition for months, even years of jokes, and that is a true blessing from our subconscious brains.
1. yungScooter30's roommate was in the zone.
I was studying abroad in Italy. My (also American) roommate rolled over and said "Yogurt, am I right?" I laughed and quietly said "Haha yeah buddy." He, in his sleep, replied "Hey, man, f*ck you." It was hilarious.