There's nothing quite like getting doped up at the doctor's office after surgery or intensive appointment, only to later learn about all the ridiculous things you said.
While most medical staff are used to the loopy conversations that come from heavily medicated patients, it can still be entertaining to look back on just how ridiculous you got in the heat of delirium.
In a popular Reddit thread, people shared the funniest thing they've ever said to a doctor (or medical staff), and it's truly a ride.
I’d had the Valium to keep me relaxed while getting prepped for sinus surgery. My husband told me later that I made a fuss when the nurse told me I had to be naked under the gown at which time I apparently said ‘if you have to get to my nose by way of my a*s we’ve got a problem’. I have no recollection of this event.