Money, and all of its evil and allure, is a relatively abstract concept to most children.
What seems like an everyday object to an adult, may represent an idealized marker of wealth to a child who is piecing together how the world works. While many children draw legitimate comparisons between their lives and others to figure out who the have and have-nots are, kid logic can lead to some fascinating theories along the way.
Trampolines. You rich, bouncy motherf*ckers.
There was this girl whose dad always dropped her off at the bus stop, almost always in a different car. We dubbed him "man of many cars." I thought he was really rich and had a car for every day of the week.
Turns out he just owns a small used car dealership.