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<p>Some insults are so creative, scathing, and hilarious that they transcend the category of barb and instead enter the realm of art.</p><p>If you&#39;ve ever heard an insult that made you laugh out loud, or log it in your memory for later, then you know that not all roast jokes are created equal. Some strings of words couple rudeness with genius in a way that summons both fear and respect.</p><h2>In <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ssux9/whats_the_most_hilarious_insult_you_have_ever/" target="_blank">a popular Reddit thread</a>, people shared the most hilarious insults they&#39;ve ever heard.</h2><h2>1. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/liquor_for_breakfast/">liquor_for_breakfast</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Two of my friends were verbally going at it, getting super pissed, one of them attempted to yell either &quot;you wanna f*cking go?!&quot; or &quot;you wanna fight?!&quot;<br /> But rage threw off his speaking coherence so what came out was &quot;Yeah? You wanna f*ck?!&quot;<br /> Cracked me up anyway.</p> </blockquote><p> </p><h2>2. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/politikamusic/">politikamusic</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox&quot;.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Dommenam/">Dommenam</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;If the Catholic Church saw you, they would start promoting abortions.&quot; Also: &quot;You f*cking donut!&quot; - Gordon Ramsay</p> </blockquote><h2>4. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Jameswc/">Jameswc</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;I know five fat people and you&#39;re three of them.&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>5. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/crookedparadigm/">crookedparadigm</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;If your eyes were any further apart, you&#39;d be an herbivore.&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>6. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ZeromusPrime/">ZeromusPrime</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;If you look up gullible in the dictionary, you&#39;ll find a picture of you&quot;</p> <p>&quot;Yeah, well at least my dictionary doesn&#39;t have pictures, you f*cking idiot&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>7. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/dfcdiving/">dfcdiving</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Said in a Louisiana drawl, &quot;Boy, you got more excuses than a pregnant Nun.&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>8. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Bwang321/">Bwang321</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>When I was in 3rd grade some girl on the bus called me &quot;Milk and cucumbers boy.&quot; I had no idea how to react.</p> </blockquote><h2>9. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/AJKettles/">AJKettles</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Once my teacher said: &quot;Who was your mother shagging when she was supposed to be teaching you manners?&quot;</p> <p>EDIT: we were a very jokey class, please don&#39;t think my teacher was a b**ch lol</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/thankyoufor_that/">thankyoufor_that</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>I once told my buddy that my dad is half Mexican, half Navajo...without missing a beat he said &quot;Oh, so your dad can put his ear to the ground and hear border patrol?&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>11. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/C55H104O6/">C55H104O6</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>When arguing with a British friend (I&#39;m American) about their inferior spellings and pronunciations, he let out a &quot;I have furniture older than your country.&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>12. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/juanacape/">juanacape</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>One time my ma and I were having a huge fight and in the midst of all the anger and yelling, I turn to walk away and then suddenly look her in the eye and with a dead-serious face I scream &quot;YOUR menstruation synched up to MINE. I AM THE ALPHA&quot; which set off the saltiest, loudest &quot;WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?&quot; I&#39;ve ever heard in my life. PS- My brother nearly spit out his cereal with laughter since he was in the room with us.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ThatDrummer/">ThatDrummer</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;Your portraits are so ugly they hang themselves.&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>14. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BoundandBegging/">BoundandBegging</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>My dad was arguing with his boss who has a beard (this guy is a true f**king dickhead, next level like) and so my dad turned to the guy next to them and said...</p> <p>&quot;I&#39;ll set this f**ker&#39;s beard alight and watch him slap himself to death.&quot;</p> <p>Then walked away.</p> </blockquote><h2>15. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Ethan0707/">Ethan0707</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;I would call your aim cancer but cancer kills&quot; I play Counter Strike.</p> </blockquote><h2>16. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/jelinski619/">jelinski619</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;Face like a rushed omelette.</p> <p>Teeth like a burnt fence.&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>17. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/patlikesjuice/">patlikesjuice</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>My wife is a nurse. A patient of hers was just coming out of anesthesia and her mother was asking run-of-the-mill post-surgery questions. The daughter then interjected, &quot;Don&#39;t tell them how to do their job you limp dick unicorn!&quot; I used it all the time now.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/HonkersTim/">HonkersTim</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>I saw Bob Mortimer giving an interview once, and he was talking about a high school friend who had a large head, and apparently his nickname amongst all his friends was &quot;sniper&#39;s dream&quot;.</p> </blockquote><h2>19. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/TinyDucklingBigWorld/">TinyDucklingBigWorld</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;You&#39;d struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>20. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/q_ball003/">q_ball003</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;I&#39;ve seen salad that can dress better than you.&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 people share the most funny or scathing insult they've ever heard.

Some insults are so creative, scathing, and hilarious that they transcend the category of barb and instead enter the realm of art.If you&#39;ve ever heard an insult that made you laugh out loud, or log it in your memory for later, then you know that not all roast jokes are created equal. Some strings of words couple rudeness with genius in a way that summons both fear and respect.In a popular Reddit thread, people shared the most hilarious insults they&#39;ve ever heard.1. From liquor_for_breakfast: Two of my friends were verbally going at it, getting super pissed, one of them attempted to yell either &quot;you wanna f*cking go?!&quot; or &quot;you wanna fight?!&quot; But rage threw off his speaking coherence so what came out was &quot;Yeah? You wanna f*ck?!&quot; Cracked me up anyway.  2. From politikamusic: &quot;If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox&quot;. 3. From Dommenam: &quot;If the Catholic Church saw you, they would start promoting abortions.&quot; Also: &quot;You f*cking donut!&quot; - Gordon Ramsay 4. From Jameswc: &quot;I know five fat people and you&#39;re three of them.&quot; 5. From crookedparadigm: &quot;If your eyes were any further apart, you&#39;d be an herbivore.&quot; 6. From ZeromusPrime: &quot;If you look up gullible in the dictionary, you&#39;ll find a picture of you&quot; &quot;Yeah, well at least my dictionary doesn&#39;t have pictures, you f*cking idiot&quot; 7. From dfcdiving: Said in a Louisiana drawl, &quot;Boy, you got more excuses than a pregnant Nun.&quot; 8. From Bwang321: When I was in 3rd grade some girl on the bus called me &quot;Milk and cucumbers boy.&quot; I had no idea how to react. 9. From AJKettles: Once my teacher said: &quot;Who was your mother shagging when she was supposed to be teaching you manners?&quot; EDIT: we were a very jokey class, please don&#39;t think my teacher was a b**ch lol 10. From thankyoufor_that: I once told my buddy that my dad is half Mexican, half Navajo...without missing a beat he said &quot;Oh, so your dad can put his ear to the ground and hear border patrol?&quot; 11. From C55H104O6: When arguing with a British friend (I&#39;m American) about their inferior spellings and pronunciations, he let out a &quot;I have furniture older than your country.&quot; 12. From juanacape: One time my ma and I were having a huge fight and in the midst of all the anger and yelling, I turn to walk away and then suddenly look her in the eye and with a dead-serious face I scream &quot;YOUR menstruation synched up to MINE. I AM THE ALPHA&quot; which set off the saltiest, loudest &quot;WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?&quot; I&#39;ve ever heard in my life. PS- My brother nearly spit out his cereal with laughter since he was in the room with us. 13. From ThatDrummer: &quot;Your portraits are so ugly they hang themselves.&quot; 14. From BoundandBegging: My dad was arguing with his boss who has a beard (this guy is a true f**king dickhead, next level like) and so my dad turned to the guy next to them and said... &quot;I&#39;ll set this f**ker&#39;s beard alight and watch him slap himself to death.&quot; Then walked away. 15. From Ethan0707: &quot;I would call your aim cancer but cancer kills&quot; I play Counter Strike. 16. From jelinski619: &quot;Face like a rushed omelette. Teeth like a burnt fence.&quot; 17. From patlikesjuice: My wife is a nurse. A patient of hers was just coming out of anesthesia and her mother was asking run-of-the-mill post-surgery questions. The daughter then interjected, &quot;Don&#39;t tell them how to do their job you limp dick unicorn!&quot; I used it all the time now. 18. From HonkersTim: I saw Bob Mortimer giving an interview once, and he was talking about a high school friend who had a large head, and apparently his nickname amongst all his friends was &quot;sniper&#39;s dream&quot;. 19. From TinyDucklingBigWorld: &quot;You&#39;d struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.&quot; 20. From q_ball003: &quot;I&#39;ve seen salad that can dress better than you.&quot; 