The monotony of going to work day after day can be mind-numbing at times, which is why those rare weird days at work can be their own form of respite.
Having a bizarre customer roll through with their wobbly brain and unhinged behavior, or finding out a salacious truth about a coworker can spice up an otherwise Sysphean workplace. If you're lucky, it provides you with a story to tell for years to come.
I work at Arby's. Today, someone tried to steal a urinal.
I also used to work at Dairy Queen, where someone once came in and threw up in the lobby as a "prank". People are weird.
I used to work at an advertising agency. I came in on a Saturday using my key and passcode. The building was empty except for the melodious sounds of pornography floating from one of the vice president's offices. It was definitely a recording of people having sex. I feebly called out "Hello?" and the porn ceased. I then heard two male voices talking rapidly and one of them goes "Who's there?" I immediately fled, locking the door behind me.