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<p>There are times when you can see a train wreck happening in slow motion, but the spectacle of it is far too amusing to stop. </p><p>It feels different than regular schadenfreude, watching someone walk into a horrible mistake that is too funny to intercept. It&#39;s not a matter of being mad at someone or wishing for their downfall, it&#39;s more like pulling up a chair to a live rendition of &quot;America&#39;s Funniest Home Videos.&quot;</p><p>Most of us have been on either side of this coin at least once - the person with pie on their face, or the audience member passively cheering on their humiliation.</p><h2>In <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tpqys/whats_the_worst_thing_youve_let_happen_because/" target="_blank">a popular Reddit thread</a>, people shared the worst thing they let happen because it was too funny to stop.</h2><h2>1. From OP:</h2><blockquote> <p>Back story: My fiance and I were sitting with our laptops on our coffee table last night, when our beagle/hound mix crawled under my fiance&#39;s legs. He stood up to retrieve his phone from another room, and Tito jumped backwards to get out of the way.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>He ended up hooking the power cord on his collar&#39;s buckle, taking the laptop&#39;s <strong>converter</strong>, and one end of the power cord with him, panicking and running backwards at full speed to escape. It tripped up my fiance, who grumbled, and then walked away to the other room. Having watched our spastic dog freak out mildly amused me, and watching him circle slowly while he watched the still-attached <strong>converter</strong> follow him around the living room was making me chuckle. (At this point, I figured he would knock the cord loose from his tag, where it was just barely hooked over.)</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>The timing was perfect. Tito was making bigger and bigger circles, and beginning to panic again, just as my fiance found his phone in the other room and was returning to the kitchen. As our dog took off full speed in a straight line to finally rid himself of the &quot;monster,&quot; he crashed directly into my fiance, making him nearly crash to the floor, eliciting a very pissed &quot;TITO!&quot; at the dog, who was now free and happily scrounging the kitchen for crumbs.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>I sat on the couch for the next half hour with the both of them, repeating, &quot;You have to admit, that was f*cking hilarious.&quot; I don&#39;t think either of them agreed.</p> <p><strong>TL;DR</strong> I could have helped my dog&#39;s precarious situation, thus preventing injury to the love of my life, but I didn&#39;t. The outcome was pretty funny. I&#39;m a bad person.</p> </blockquote><h2>2. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/olafthebent/">olafthebent</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>In University back in the 1980s my room-mate and I would purposely leave an ashtray on the edge of the table which would eventually get knocked off by a drunk person who would usually feel bad and offer to clean it up.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Then we&#39;d point to the vacuum cleaner...we didn&#39;t vacuum our own apartment for 4 months. Nobody caught on.</p> </blockquote><h2>3. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/jasonscomputer/">jasonscomputer</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Walking by my cousin&rsquo;s house that sat on a hill I noticed him with his friends in the side yard chiseling something with a screwdriver. He was trying to break open a bowling ball he found in the basement to see what was on the inside. Having no luck with the screwdriver he picked it up and walked over to a large, flat exposed rock a few feet away. It was at this point I knew he was going to try and break it open by smashing the ball into the rock. So I just thought I&rsquo;d watch and try to avoid the falling ball when it landed. With a battle cry he slammed it as hard as he could and it immediately shot up and knocked him out cold.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/AnalBumCovers/">AnalBumCovers</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>In Southern California we have these big a*s reddish spiders that show up all over the place in the fall. Their favorite places to weave their huge webs are between stop signs/electric poles and bushes, which I assume is them trying to catch and eat pedestrians.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>At one point in high school, I was walking home when I saw a couple girls about to walk right into one of the webs, and the spider was chilling right in the center. I kind of knew them, so I yelled one of their names. She turned around and went, &quot;ew, what do you want?&quot; I just said &quot;nevermind&quot; and watched as she turned around and hit the spider itself with her face. Good times.</p> </blockquote><h2>5. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/losingmyreligion/">losingmyreligion</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>I&#39;ve let my friend slam into the revolving doors at work after they lock them. I know the revolving doors are locked after a certain time due to many late nights at the office, but it was her first time. I just stood back watching with a smile on my face.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/choast/">choast</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Two kids walking down the street, one of them pushing the other in a shopping cart.</p> <p>I&#39;m stopped at a 4-way intersection, waiting for them to cross the street. I knew he would try to push the cart off the curb. I knew the cart was going to dip forward hard, and I knew the kid in the cart was not ready.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>He tries to go off of the curb, the cart falls forward. Kid face plants hard.</p> <p>I coulda stopped it, but the kids parents that were walking right behind them could have stopped that sh*t too.</p> </blockquote><h2>7. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/internetsanta/">internetsanta</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>My friends once let me ride a bicycle even though I was too drunk to walk without stumbling. I don&#39;t know what they thought would happen but the jokes on them, that was the night I discovered my hidden superpower. I can ride a bike while completely hammered.</p> </blockquote><h2>8. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/NewToLT/">NewToLT</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>I let my 6 year old sister taste vanilla extract because it should taste as good as it smells, right? In all fairness, my aunt did it to me when I was a kid. :)</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/KrazyEyezKilla/">KrazyEyezKilla</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>My bed is rather high and my girlfriend is pretty short (5&#39;2) but she does not stop moving around in her sleep, this causes her to sometimes teeter on the edge of the bed, she&#39;s fell out of bed twice in the last 3 weeks, I find it utterly hilarious. This then makes it my fault somehow but it&#39;s worth it.</p> </blockquote><h2>10. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/br0connor/">br0connor</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Around Christmas time, we had these dog treats that looked a lot like cookies - they were shaped like candy canes, presents, bows, and then there were a few that looked like bones. Some friends and I were casually drinking in the kitchen, eating all of the random Christmas snacks, when one of them reached for the bag of the dog treats - asking if they were cookies. The rest of us looked at each other and just nodded, like &quot;yeah, duh...&quot; - so he ate a few of them, then noticed one was bone shaped. He got pissed, we all laughed.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/boondoggie42/">boondoggie42</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>After telling him it was a stupid idea, I went and got a video camera when my dumba*s buddy wanted to &quot;re-light&quot; the bonfire by pouring gasoline on it.</p> <p>I&#39;ve never been disappointed by people using gas as a firestarter. it&#39;s always an entertaining disaster.</p> </blockquote><h2>12. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/FistBumpExplosion/">FistBumpExplosion</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>When I was a teenager I was drinking with friends at my friend Colin&#39;s house. Colin went to the bathroom and was taking ages. Paul needed to go and couldn&#39;t hold it anymore, so he pissed into an empty beer can, but rather than throwing it down the sink, or outside, like a normal human being, he put it back with the rest of the beer cans. Colin then returns from the bathroom a few minutes later, he starts shaking the beer cans to find which one was his.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>At this point I&#39;m willing him, sending him psychic mind beams, to select the urine infested can. Which he does. Success! This is going to be the greatest moment in the history of Earth. The adrenaline is pumping, he&#39;s raising the can. My heart is going a hundered miles an hour, it&#39;s by his mouth, he&#39;s just about to take a sip when his sister must have noticed the intensely evil grin I was sporting and screamed &quot;Noooooo!&quot;.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>What a total dick.</p> <p>She ruined my life that day.</p> <p>TL;DR: Almost let my friend become an unwitting Bear Grylls, but his sister is a joyless dream crusher.</p> </blockquote><h2>13. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BlueMacaw/">BlueMacaw</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>When I was 5, I walked in on my 3-year old sister cooking PopTarts in the kitchen. In the box. On the stovetop. I stood there and watched until the box started smoking before notifying a responsible adult, because it wasn&#39;t funny until it caught fire.</p> </blockquote><h2>14. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Toothy_Mcveigh/" style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.01em;">Toothy_Mcveigh</a><span style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.1rem; letter-spacing: -0.01em;">:</span></h2><blockquote> <p>My ex told me one day she wanted a tattoo and asked me where to avoid putting it because she didn&#39;t want a tramp stamp. I then told her to put it on her lower back, that way she could hide it if she wanted. She believed me and got the tattoo right above her a*s cheek, I am so glad I didn&#39;t multiply with this woman.</p> </blockquote><h2>15. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/akai_ferret/">akai_ferret</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>A guy at work stumbled across an attractive girl on Facebook.</p> <p>He wouldn&#39;t shut up about how hot she was while he was flipping through her profile pictures. At the same time, he accidentally pocketdialed someone with his work phone.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Somehow he was so distracted by the pictures he didn&#39;t hear it ring and go to voicemail.</p> <p>Not only did I let him continue saying what he was saying while the voicemail was recording.<br /> I even asked him to repeat some of it.</p> </blockquote><h2>16. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Agginym/">Agginym</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>I was in a bar once with several of my friends after eating some serious German foods for lunch. Eventually the food and beers started getting to me and I ran to the restroom and as I was sitting down I found out the hard way that the seat on the toilet was in no way connected to the toilet itself. I flew off the thing along with the seat and landed in what I pray was just water from a leaking pipe.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>After that I was trying to clean myself off and one of my friends came in the restroom and saw me and started laughing at me like an a*shole. He then proceeded to walk into the same stall and find out the same way that I had that the toilet seat wasnt connected. I could have stopped it but f*ck him. He shouldnt have laughed at me for having soaking wet pants.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>TL;DR Toilet seat wasnt connected to the toilet, I knew it, let my friend fall off the toilet into mysterious puddle anyway.</p> </blockquote><h2>17. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/deathbyblackhole/">deathbyblackhole</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>I knew this c*nt of a human being back in college. My friends and I put up with her because she was a peripheral friend of friends. She was a rather portly gal but made it a point to tell everyone in listening distance about how she was on this new diet and how holier than thou she was because of it. You know the type. Giving unsolicited advice, back handed comments about your &quot;unhealthy&quot; lifestyle, yadda. She was dumb as bricks and rather proud of her ignorance.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>One day a group of friends and I are having lunch. I ordered a souvlaki platter because yum. This girl comes sauntering up to our table, takes a look at my lunch and asks, &quot;ooo what is that?&quot;. I tell her it&#39;s a souvlaki platter and and she crinkles her nose at its foreign sounding name. I ask her if she would like to try some and I cut her off a piece, add some tzatziki and hand the fork off to her because I&#39;m nice like that. She instantly falls in love with the sauce but is all like, &quot;omg my diet.&quot;</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>My friend then persuades her that tzatziki sauce is made of sour cream and is really good for you, basically has little to no calories and you can substitute it for any other &quot;fatty&quot; condiments. SOUR CREAM. LOLZ ENSUED when weeks down the line she was still pummeling cups of this stuff onto her salads, fruit, basically everything she was eating because she was too dumb to know that sour cream is one of the fattiest things in the world.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>It was hilarious. We could barely keep our faces straight while watching her eat 6000 calories worth of sour cream a day.</p> </blockquote><h2>18. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Cithlik/">Cithlik</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Some friends and I got really stoned once and decided to go to our local Walmart to get some snacks and drinks. There was only one register open, so the line wasn&#39;t long - it was like 2 am - but there were people already checking out. However, they took like 15 minutes to get everything because they were having some problems or something, so my friends and I got bored really fast. One my friends walked over to the aisle where they had trading cards and grabbed a set of Magic cards. He came back to us and started telling us about the game, and we were finally able to pay for all of our stuff. So we began to exit the building, but I noticed that my friend was still holding the Magic cards even though he didn&#39;t pay for them at the register. Instead of saying anything, I just decided to keep walking.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>We finally got to the end of the block when I said &quot;Tony, do you realize that you still have those cards in your hand?&quot; He looked down and immediately started to panic, saying that he just stole something and that he&#39;d never stolen anything in his life and that he had to go back and &quot;oh no, what if they catch me! I&#39;m a thief!&quot;</p> <p>It was freaking hilarious. He eventually calmed down and we walked back home.</p> <p>He still hasn&#39;t opened those cards and he fully intends on repaying them someday.</p> </blockquote><h2>19. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/nikkileee/">nikkileee</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>Me and my friends were chillin in my basement eating brownies. My 17 y/o brother came in and asked for some. Now, this is a kid who barely ever had smoked weed, and the brownies were very strong so we gave them to him anyways.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>About an hour later my friends are gone and he comes up to me with a huge smile on his face and says: &quot;Was there something in those brownies?&quot; We just laughed and I told him to enjoy the ride.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>UNTIL he got too high to handle himself. I was also flying, and since he was afraid to sleep I pulled the spare bed into my bedroom so he didn&#39;t have to sleep alone. I drifted off, and kept being woken up by him yelling about his heart beating too fast and finally he goes upstairs to tell our parents that he is dying and needs to go to the hospital. My mom was pissed initially at me for letting my brother eat them but my dad thought it was hilarious. My dad later had his own adventure with some leftover brownie as well, but that&#39;s a different story.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>And the next days brother comes up to me and says &quot;I don&#39;t blame you for that, I knew the second I put those in my mouth that they had weed in them.&quot; So I got a good laugh, good story, and I was off the hook.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20. From <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Fjonball/">Fjonball</a>:</h2><blockquote> <p>My high school was situated fairly close to a student village, and usually the students would take the short cut and bike through the school yard towards university.. On the way down from the school yard there was this steep hill followed by a sharp turn.. Now most of last nights frost had disappeared in the morning sun, except at this turn, so as any sane teenager would do instead of warning the poor people we brought a bench and watched as well over 40 people fell, betting on who would make it and making wagers on how many could fall at the same time. (The winner was 6).</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>TL:DR: Live slapstick!</p> <h2> </h2> </blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><h2> </h2><p> </p><h2> </h2><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><p> </p><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 people share the worst thing they let happen because they knew the results would be hilarious.

There are times when you can see a train wreck happening in slow motion, but the spectacle of it is far too amusing to stop. It feels different than regular schadenfreude, watching someone walk into a horrible mistake that is too funny to intercept. It&#39;s not a matter of being mad at someone or wishing for their downfall, it&#39;s more like pulling up a chair to a live rendition of &quot;America&#39;s Funniest Home Videos.&quot;Most of us have been on either side of this coin at least once - the person with pie on their face, or the audience member passively cheering on their humiliation.In a popular Reddit thread, people shared the worst thing they let happen because it was too funny to stop.1. From OP: Back story: My fiance and I were sitting with our laptops on our coffee table last night, when our beagle/hound mix crawled under my fiance&#39;s legs. He stood up to retrieve his phone from another room, and Tito jumped backwards to get out of the way.  He ended up hooking the power cord on his collar&#39;s buckle, taking the laptop&#39;s converter, and one end of the power cord with him, panicking and running backwards at full speed to escape. It tripped up my fiance, who grumbled, and then walked away to the other room. Having watched our spastic dog freak out mildly amused me, and watching him circle slowly while he watched the still-attached converter follow him around the living room was making me chuckle. (At this point, I figured he would knock the cord loose from his tag, where it was just barely hooked over.)  The timing was perfect. Tito was making bigger and bigger circles, and beginning to panic again, just as my fiance found his phone in the other room and was returning to the kitchen. As our dog took off full speed in a straight line to finally rid himself of the &quot;monster,&quot; he crashed directly into my fiance, making him nearly crash to the floor, eliciting a very pissed &quot;TITO!&quot; at the dog, who was now free and happily scrounging the kitchen for crumbs.  I sat on the couch for the next half hour with the both of them, repeating, &quot;You have to admit, that was f*cking hilarious.&quot; I don&#39;t think either of them agreed. TL;DR I could have helped my dog&#39;s precarious situation, thus preventing injury to the love of my life, but I didn&#39;t. The outcome was pretty funny. I&#39;m a bad person. 2. From olafthebent: In University back in the 1980s my room-mate and I would purposely leave an ashtray on the edge of the table which would eventually get knocked off by a drunk person who would usually feel bad and offer to clean it up.  Then we&#39;d point to the vacuum cleaner...we didn&#39;t vacuum our own apartment for 4 months. Nobody caught on. 3. From jasonscomputer: Walking by my cousin&rsquo;s house that sat on a hill I noticed him with his friends in the side yard chiseling something with a screwdriver. He was trying to break open a bowling ball he found in the basement to see what was on the inside. Having no luck with the screwdriver he picked it up and walked over to a large, flat exposed rock a few feet away. It was at this point I knew he was going to try and break it open by smashing the ball into the rock. So I just thought I&rsquo;d watch and try to avoid the falling ball when it landed. With a battle cry he slammed it as hard as he could and it immediately shot up and knocked him out cold. 4. From AnalBumCovers: In Southern California we have these big a*s reddish spiders that show up all over the place in the fall. Their favorite places to weave their huge webs are between stop signs/electric poles and bushes, which I assume is them trying to catch and eat pedestrians.  At one point in high school, I was walking home when I saw a couple girls about to walk right into one of the webs, and the spider was chilling right in the center. I kind of knew them, so I yelled one of their names. She turned around and went, &quot;ew, what do you want?&quot; I just said &quot;nevermind&quot; and watched as she turned around and hit the spider itself with her face. Good times. 5. From losingmyreligion: I&#39;ve let my friend slam into the revolving doors at work after they lock them. I know the revolving doors are locked after a certain time due to many late nights at the office, but it was her first time. I just stood back watching with a smile on my face. 6. From choast: Two kids walking down the street, one of them pushing the other in a shopping cart. I&#39;m stopped at a 4-way intersection, waiting for them to cross the street. I knew he would try to push the cart off the curb. I knew the cart was going to dip forward hard, and I knew the kid in the cart was not ready.  He tries to go off of the curb, the cart falls forward. Kid face plants hard. I coulda stopped it, but the kids parents that were walking right behind them could have stopped that sh*t too. 7. From internetsanta: My friends once let me ride a bicycle even though I was too drunk to walk without stumbling. I don&#39;t know what they thought would happen but the jokes on them, that was the night I discovered my hidden superpower. I can ride a bike while completely hammered. 8. From NewToLT: I let my 6 year old sister taste vanilla extract because it should taste as good as it smells, right? In all fairness, my aunt did it to me when I was a kid. :) 9. From KrazyEyezKilla: My bed is rather high and my girlfriend is pretty short (5&#39;2) but she does not stop moving around in her sleep, this causes her to sometimes teeter on the edge of the bed, she&#39;s fell out of bed twice in the last 3 weeks, I find it utterly hilarious. This then makes it my fault somehow but it&#39;s worth it. 10. From br0connor: Around Christmas time, we had these dog treats that looked a lot like cookies - they were shaped like candy canes, presents, bows, and then there were a few that looked like bones. Some friends and I were casually drinking in the kitchen, eating all of the random Christmas snacks, when one of them reached for the bag of the dog treats - asking if they were cookies. The rest of us looked at each other and just nodded, like &quot;yeah, duh...&quot; - so he ate a few of them, then noticed one was bone shaped. He got pissed, we all laughed. 11. From boondoggie42: After telling him it was a stupid idea, I went and got a video camera when my dumba*s buddy wanted to &quot;re-light&quot; the bonfire by pouring gasoline on it. I&#39;ve never been disappointed by people using gas as a firestarter. it&#39;s always an entertaining disaster. 12. From FistBumpExplosion: When I was a teenager I was drinking with friends at my friend Colin&#39;s house. Colin went to the bathroom and was taking ages. Paul needed to go and couldn&#39;t hold it anymore, so he pissed into an empty beer can, but rather than throwing it down the sink, or outside, like a normal human being, he put it back with the rest of the beer cans. Colin then returns from the bathroom a few minutes later, he starts shaking the beer cans to find which one was his.  At this point I&#39;m willing him, sending him psychic mind beams, to select the urine infested can. Which he does. Success! This is going to be the greatest moment in the history of Earth. The adrenaline is pumping, he&#39;s raising the can. My heart is going a hundered miles an hour, it&#39;s by his mouth, he&#39;s just about to take a sip when his sister must have noticed the intensely evil grin I was sporting and screamed &quot;Noooooo!&quot;.  What a total dick. She ruined my life that day. TL;DR: Almost let my friend become an unwitting Bear Grylls, but his sister is a joyless dream crusher. 13. From BlueMacaw: When I was 5, I walked in on my 3-year old sister cooking PopTarts in the kitchen. In the box. On the stovetop. I stood there and watched until the box started smoking before notifying a responsible adult, because it wasn&#39;t funny until it caught fire. 14. From Toothy_Mcveigh: My ex told me one day she wanted a tattoo and asked me where to avoid putting it because she didn&#39;t want a tramp stamp. I then told her to put it on her lower back, that way she could hide it if she wanted. She believed me and got the tattoo right above her a*s cheek, I am so glad I didn&#39;t multiply with this woman. 15. From akai_ferret: A guy at work stumbled across an attractive girl on Facebook. He wouldn&#39;t shut up about how hot she was while he was flipping through her profile pictures. At the same time, he accidentally pocketdialed someone with his work phone.  Somehow he was so distracted by the pictures he didn&#39;t hear it ring and go to voicemail. Not only did I let him continue saying what he was saying while the voicemail was recording. I even asked him to repeat some of it. 16. From Agginym: I was in a bar once with several of my friends after eating some serious German foods for lunch. Eventually the food and beers started getting to me and I ran to the restroom and as I was sitting down I found out the hard way that the seat on the toilet was in no way connected to the toilet itself. I flew off the thing along with the seat and landed in what I pray was just water from a leaking pipe.  After that I was trying to clean myself off and one of my friends came in the restroom and saw me and started laughing at me like an a*shole. He then proceeded to walk into the same stall and find out the same way that I had that the toilet seat wasnt connected. I could have stopped it but f*ck him. He shouldnt have laughed at me for having soaking wet pants.  TL;DR Toilet seat wasnt connected to the toilet, I knew it, let my friend fall off the toilet into mysterious puddle anyway. 17. From deathbyblackhole: I knew this c*nt of a human being back in college. My friends and I put up with her because she was a peripheral friend of friends. She was a rather portly gal but made it a point to tell everyone in listening distance about how she was on this new diet and how holier than thou she was because of it. You know the type. Giving unsolicited advice, back handed comments about your &quot;unhealthy&quot; lifestyle, yadda. She was dumb as bricks and rather proud of her ignorance.  One day a group of friends and I are having lunch. I ordered a souvlaki platter because yum. This girl comes sauntering up to our table, takes a look at my lunch and asks, &quot;ooo what is that?&quot;. I tell her it&#39;s a souvlaki platter and and she crinkles her nose at its foreign sounding name. I ask her if she would like to try some and I cut her off a piece, add some tzatziki and hand the fork off to her because I&#39;m nice like that. She instantly falls in love with the sauce but is all like, &quot;omg my diet.&quot;  My friend then persuades her that tzatziki sauce is made of sour cream and is really good for you, basically has little to no calories and you can substitute it for any other &quot;fatty&quot; condiments. SOUR CREAM. LOLZ ENSUED when weeks down the line she was still pummeling cups of this stuff onto her salads, fruit, basically everything she was eating because she was too dumb to know that sour cream is one of the fattiest things in the world.  It was hilarious. We could barely keep our faces straight while watching her eat 6000 calories worth of sour cream a day. 18. From Cithlik: Some friends and I got really stoned once and decided to go to our local Walmart to get some snacks and drinks. There was only one register open, so the line wasn&#39;t long - it was like 2 am - but there were people already checking out. However, they took like 15 minutes to get everything because they were having some problems or something, so my friends and I got bored really fast. One my friends walked over to the aisle where they had trading cards and grabbed a set of Magic cards. He came back to us and started telling us about the game, and we were finally able to pay for all of our stuff. So we began to exit the building, but I noticed that my friend was still holding the Magic cards even though he didn&#39;t pay for them at the register. Instead of saying anything, I just decided to keep walking.  We finally got to the end of the block when I said &quot;Tony, do you realize that you still have those cards in your hand?&quot; He looked down and immediately started to panic, saying that he just stole something and that he&#39;d never stolen anything in his life and that he had to go back and &quot;oh no, what if they catch me! I&#39;m a thief!&quot; It was freaking hilarious. He eventually calmed down and we walked back home. He still hasn&#39;t opened those cards and he fully intends on repaying them someday. 19. From nikkileee: Me and my friends were chillin in my basement eating brownies. My 17 y/o brother came in and asked for some. Now, this is a kid who barely ever had smoked weed, and the brownies were very strong so we gave them to him anyways.  About an hour later my friends are gone and he comes up to me with a huge smile on his face and says: &quot;Was there something in those brownies?&quot; We just laughed and I told him to enjoy the ride.  UNTIL he got too high to handle himself. I was also flying, and since he was afraid to sleep I pulled the spare bed into my bedroom so he didn&#39;t have to sleep alone. I drifted off, and kept being woken up by him yelling about his heart beating too fast and finally he goes upstairs to tell our parents that he is dying and needs to go to the hospital. My mom was pissed initially at me for letting my brother eat them but my dad thought it was hilarious. My dad later had his own adventure with some leftover brownie as well, but that&#39;s a different story.  And the next days brother comes up to me and says &quot;I don&#39;t blame you for that, I knew the second I put those in my mouth that they had weed in them.&quot; So I got a good laugh, good story, and I was off the hook. 20. From Fjonball: My high school was situated fairly close to a student village, and usually the students would take the short cut and bike through the school yard towards university.. On the way down from the school yard there was this steep hill followed by a sharp turn.. Now most of last nights frost had disappeared in the morning sun, except at this turn, so as any sane teenager would do instead of warning the poor people we brought a bench and watched as well over 40 people fell, betting on who would make it and making wagers on how many could fall at the same time. (The winner was 6).  TL:DR: Live slapstick!                    