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<p>Few people know the road as intimately as career truckers. They spend countless hours cruising the open highway, and for better or worse, their height advantage allows them to witness the secret habits of other drivers.</p><p>While most drivers have caught someone singing along with the radio loudly, or texting when they should be paying attention to the road, truckers have a whole different level of stories.</p><h2>In <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6841r6/truckers_of_reddit_since_you_have_a_height/" target="_blank">a popular Reddit thread</a>, truckers shared the most memorable things they&#39;ve seen people do in their cars, and it proves humanity is consistently gross.</h2><h2>1. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/IDontWantToArgueOK/">IDontWantToArgueOK</a> saw a guy going for the green.</h2><blockquote> <p>I saw a guy ripping a 4 foot bong that was in the passenger seat with one foot on his driver side mirror.</p> </blockquote><h2>2. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/stuckit/">stuckit</a> has a whole list.</h2><blockquote> <p>I saw three unwarranted dicks in one month. All in pickups, two of the dudes making active eye contact.</p> <p>2 active road head situations.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>1 woman completely naked on her back laying across the center console of a pickup truck (man was driving).</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>1 clothed woman in a similar position with the mans hand under her tank top playing with her boobs.</p> <p>2 women making out in the back seat while guy drove.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>I took an informal visual survey and discovered women in cars by themselves really tend to let their legs spread out.</p> <p>Oh and one woman with her hand under her skirt looking like she was trying to knock out Mike Tyson.</p> </blockquote><h2>3. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Sgt_cheese/">Sgt_cheese</a> wishes the man hadn&#39;t seen him back.</h2><blockquote> <p>I once saw a guy with his leg propped on the dash, vigorously masturbating. He actually gave me a god damned thumbs up. Why me.</p> </blockquote><h2>4. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BIG_GAPING_CUNT/">BIG_GAPING_CUNT</a> was the one who got caught.</h2><blockquote> <p>On the flipside of this, when I was 5 I was eating liquorice in the back seat of the car and a truck driver witnessed me put both sticks up my nose.</p> </blockquote><h2>5. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Zeptart/">Zeptart</a> has had a window into the psyche of others.</h2><blockquote> <p>As a trucker, I&#39;ve seen stuff that can&#39;t be unseen. Some of the things I&#39;ve witnessed:</p> <p>A guy ramming his fingers into his forehead repeatedly while driving.</p> <p>A guy playing a fiddle while driving.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Two women making out in the passenger seat while the man driving copped a feel.</p> <p>A guy playing on a laptop while driving.</p> <p>A cop, as well as countless others, texting and driving.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>A fellow trucker reading a book while driving.</p> <p>A fellow trucker driving with a sandwich in one hand, cell phone in the other while driving with his elbows.</p> </blockquote><h2>6. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/dontbgross/">dontbgross</a> still doesn&#39;t know how the man managed to multitask his music and driving.</h2><blockquote> <p>Saw a guy playing a trumpet.</p> </blockquote><h2>7. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/the__storm/">the__storm</a> admired the knitting woman on the bus.</h2><blockquote> <p>I was on a bus once and saw a woman finger knitting while driving.</p> </blockquote><h2>8. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/JashanTheCreator/">JashanTheCreator</a> was impressed by the hookah set up.</h2><blockquote> <p>Not a trucker but I saw some guy smoking a hookah on the highway. It was fully set up on the passenger side. Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on the tongs flipping those little pieces of coal.</p> </blockquote><h2>9. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SoldMySoulForHairDye/">SoldMySoulForHairDye</a> has been caught freeing herself of the constricts of her bra multiple times.</h2><blockquote> <p>I&#39;ve been caught more than once taking my bra off at a stoplight.</p> <p>But the need to release the beasts significantly outweighs my crushing self consciousness.</p> </blockquote><h2>10. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ThisHandIsMyHand/">ThisHandIsMyHand</a> was tailed by a creepy car.</h2><blockquote> <p>I&#39;m not a trucker but once on the motorway a car kept hanging back from me and then overtaking and each time it overtook, the person in the passenger seat was wearing a different mask and staring at me. Masks that I remember include:</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <ul> <li> <p>Anonymous Guy Fawkes style;</p> </li> <li> <p>Clown complete with rainbow Afro;</p> </li> <li> <p>Horror bunny;</p> </li> <li> <p>Scream whilst holding a knife (unsure if real or fake);</p> </li> <li> <p>Inbred Hillbilly style horror mask and</p> </li> <li> <p>Some sort of chubby baby.</p> </li> </ul> </blockquote><p> </p><h2>11. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/wa0tda/">wa0tda</a> had a few guesses about an injury they encountered on the job.</h2><blockquote> <p>When I was working as a cop, I investigated a minor accident where the guy who was driving was not hurt, but his GF had bumped the back of her head on the steering wheel.</p> </blockquote><h2>12. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/2beagles/">2beagles</a> saw a guy taking guitar requests in stopped traffic.</h2><blockquote> <p>(Obligatory not a trucker) Dead stopped in traffic one night on the BQE (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway), there was a guy in the center land with his feet out the window, playing a guitar. He was taking requests from the cars around him. Made an annoying situation fun and memorable.</p> </blockquote><h2>13. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PaulTurkk/">PaulTurkk</a> respects the DVD player game.</h2><blockquote> <p>Sigh...not a trucker but</p> <p>once watched a livery driver pass me one night on the NJ turnpike, watching a small dvd player attached to the steering wheel.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/crystaldisco/">crystaldisco</a> has seen it all from their horse.</h2><blockquote> <p>I&#39;m not a trucker but I have seen some &#39;stuff &#39; when out riding (horses) as you are able to look down into the cars. The most memorable was when I was out riding down the lanes (narrow, single track road with passing places which you should drive more slowly and cautiously down as you don&#39;t know what is around the corner) with a friend.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>A car drove past and the driver had his trousers pulled down to his knees and was very busy &#39;pleasuring &#39; himself. He drove back past us five minutes later, this time dressed. Never understood why he pulled his trousers to his knees instead of just unzipping.</p> </blockquote><h2>15. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/PushingYourButtons/">PushingYourButtons</a> saw someone who was really lovin&#39; it.</h2><blockquote> <p>Someone doing a McDonalds burger.</p> </blockquote><h2>16. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/thebradman/">thebradman</a> has seen more than they&#39;d like.</h2><blockquote> <p>In Pittsburgh, right next to wear the Pens play, I saw a dude just cruising naked as his name say.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Also, down in Kentucky, I was pulling out of a truck stop with an attached McDonald&#39;s and saw a guy driving and finger blasting his old lady in the passenger seat. They were pulling into the McDonald&#39;s.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Hereibe/">Hereibe</a> watched a trucker get their LeVar Burton on.</h2><blockquote> <p>In true reddit tradition, I am not a trucker and am on the flip side of this. I once looked up into a trucker&#39;s cab and saw him reading a full on book. I was the passenger so I watched him for three songs on the radio and never once saw him look up.</p> </blockquote><h2>18. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/hammer166/">hammer166</a> saw a woman have fun with herself.</h2><blockquote> <p>30 year driver, and two stick out.</p> <p>First was a lady whose shape is best described as round. Except her titties, those were pancakes. She had her shirt pulled up and was rolling her nipples between her fingers.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Then there&#39;s the Canadian in the jeep. I&#39;m still not sure where the rest of the mule was hidden, but it must have been in there somewhere. His hand almost hit his chin on the upstroke.</p> </blockquote><h2>19. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Braddigan89/">Braddigan89</a> still has no idea why that woman drove that way.</h2><blockquote> <p>Not a trucker, but driving on the highway, saw a woman driving with both her hands under the top bar of the steering wheel (above the center where the horn is). Her elbows bent up and gripping the steering wheel this way.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Essentially, imagine yourself driving while trying to do a pull-up with the top of the steering wheel. Less than 45 degrees to give if you need to make a turn.</p> </blockquote><h2>20. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/SmitedAsh/">SmitedAsh</a> witnessed some stuff with their dad.</h2><blockquote> <p>I&#39;m not a trucker, but my dad was for 20 years. On summer break from school, before a lot of the OTR (over the road) laws changed, I used to ride with him.</p> <p>At 12 years old, on a single trip through the SW US, I witnessed a few things.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>First, I saw my first bit of road head being performed in Arizona. Couple driving an early 90s Camaro with open T-tops. Dude was driving, just looked up as we passed and smiled one of the biggest grins I&#39;ve ever seen.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>A little farther down the road, in Nevada, I witnessed a 20 something woman in a Miata convertible wearing a very loose summer dress... with an (I&#39;m guessing on size here) at least two foot long double ended dildo between her legs going to town on herself.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Finally, after leaving the SW and approaching the final destination in Seattle, WA we pulled in to a truck stop to eat. Upon leaving the diner of the truck stop we went back to the rig to get on the road. We may have sat there for 5 or so minutes before pulling off. Mind you, it was around 10pm, about 50 degrees Fahrenheit and pouring down buckets of rain. A few miles down the road we both hear knocking coming from the outer wall of the sleeper. My dad and I both look out the passenger side mirror, but see nothing.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>And my dad assumes he forgot to link one of his brake cables for the trailer. Fast forward another 10 or so miles and the knocking becomes frantic so my dad makes the decision to stop and check it out. To avoid getting hit by traffic, dad instructs me to move from the passenger seat in to the sleeper so he could climb out from my side. 1845 Colt Navy in hand he hops down from the rig and we both hear a shrieking scream.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Turns out, as we were leaving the truck stop, a lot lizard (nickname for prostitutes that service truck stops) had climbed on to the passenger side and was clinging to (straddling) the smoke stack. She was now very scared due to having a gun pulled on her, soaking wet due to the rain, shivering from the cold... and I imagine the fear... and she was 10-15 miles from where she had left her car.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>My dad got her off his truck, and that&#39;s pretty much it. We left her on the side of the highway in the middle of the night, standing in the pouring rain, wearing the trashiest mini skirt and ripped fishnets.</p> <p>That day I learned my dad was savage AF.</p> </blockquote><p> </p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><h2> </h2><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

20 truckers share the weirdest things they've seen people do in their cars.

Few people know the road as intimately as career truckers. They spend countless hours cruising the open highway, and for better or worse, their height advantage allows them to witness the secret habits of other drivers.While most drivers have caught someone singing along with the radio loudly, or texting when they should be paying attention to the road, truckers have a whole different level of stories.In a popular Reddit thread, truckers shared the most memorable things they&#39;ve seen people do in their cars, and it proves humanity is consistently gross.1. IDontWantToArgueOK saw a guy going for the green. I saw a guy ripping a 4 foot bong that was in the passenger seat with one foot on his driver side mirror. 2. stuckit has a whole list. I saw three unwarranted dicks in one month. All in pickups, two of the dudes making active eye contact. 2 active road head situations.  1 woman completely naked on her back laying across the center console of a pickup truck (man was driving).  1 clothed woman in a similar position with the mans hand under her tank top playing with her boobs. 2 women making out in the back seat while guy drove.  I took an informal visual survey and discovered women in cars by themselves really tend to let their legs spread out. Oh and one woman with her hand under her skirt looking like she was trying to knock out Mike Tyson. 3. Sgt_cheese wishes the man hadn&#39;t seen him back. I once saw a guy with his leg propped on the dash, vigorously masturbating. He actually gave me a god damned thumbs up. Why me. 4. BIG_GAPING_CUNT was the one who got caught. On the flipside of this, when I was 5 I was eating liquorice in the back seat of the car and a truck driver witnessed me put both sticks up my nose. 5. Zeptart has had a window into the psyche of others. As a trucker, I&#39;ve seen stuff that can&#39;t be unseen. Some of the things I&#39;ve witnessed: A guy ramming his fingers into his forehead repeatedly while driving. A guy playing a fiddle while driving.  Two women making out in the passenger seat while the man driving copped a feel. A guy playing on a laptop while driving. A cop, as well as countless others, texting and driving.  A fellow trucker reading a book while driving. A fellow trucker driving with a sandwich in one hand, cell phone in the other while driving with his elbows. 6. dontbgross still doesn&#39;t know how the man managed to multitask his music and driving. Saw a guy playing a trumpet. 7. the__storm admired the knitting woman on the bus. I was on a bus once and saw a woman finger knitting while driving. 8. JashanTheCreator was impressed by the hookah set up. Not a trucker but I saw some guy smoking a hookah on the highway. It was fully set up on the passenger side. Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on the tongs flipping those little pieces of coal. 9. SoldMySoulForHairDye has been caught freeing herself of the constricts of her bra multiple times. I&#39;ve been caught more than once taking my bra off at a stoplight. But the need to release the beasts significantly outweighs my crushing self consciousness. 10. ThisHandIsMyHand was tailed by a creepy car. I&#39;m not a trucker but once on the motorway a car kept hanging back from me and then overtaking and each time it overtook, the person in the passenger seat was wearing a different mask and staring at me. Masks that I remember include:    Anonymous Guy Fawkes style;   Clown complete with rainbow Afro;   Horror bunny;   Scream whilst holding a knife (unsure if real or fake);   Inbred Hillbilly style horror mask and   Some sort of chubby baby.    11. wa0tda had a few guesses about an injury they encountered on the job. When I was working as a cop, I investigated a minor accident where the guy who was driving was not hurt, but his GF had bumped the back of her head on the steering wheel. 12. 2beagles saw a guy taking guitar requests in stopped traffic. (Obligatory not a trucker) Dead stopped in traffic one night on the BQE (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway), there was a guy in the center land with his feet out the window, playing a guitar. He was taking requests from the cars around him. Made an annoying situation fun and memorable. 13. PaulTurkk respects the DVD player game. Sigh...not a trucker but once watched a livery driver pass me one night on the NJ turnpike, watching a small dvd player attached to the steering wheel. 14. crystaldisco has seen it all from their horse. I&#39;m not a trucker but I have seen some &#39;stuff &#39; when out riding (horses) as you are able to look down into the cars. The most memorable was when I was out riding down the lanes (narrow, single track road with passing places which you should drive more slowly and cautiously down as you don&#39;t know what is around the corner) with a friend.  A car drove past and the driver had his trousers pulled down to his knees and was very busy &#39;pleasuring &#39; himself. He drove back past us five minutes later, this time dressed. Never understood why he pulled his trousers to his knees instead of just unzipping. 15. PushingYourButtons saw someone who was really lovin&#39; it. Someone doing a McDonalds burger. 16. thebradman has seen more than they&#39;d like. In Pittsburgh, right next to wear the Pens play, I saw a dude just cruising naked as his name say.  Also, down in Kentucky, I was pulling out of a truck stop with an attached McDonald&#39;s and saw a guy driving and finger blasting his old lady in the passenger seat. They were pulling into the McDonald&#39;s. 17. Hereibe watched a trucker get their LeVar Burton on. In true reddit tradition, I am not a trucker and am on the flip side of this. I once looked up into a trucker&#39;s cab and saw him reading a full on book. I was the passenger so I watched him for three songs on the radio and never once saw him look up. 18. hammer166 saw a woman have fun with herself. 30 year driver, and two stick out. First was a lady whose shape is best described as round. Except her titties, those were pancakes. She had her shirt pulled up and was rolling her nipples between her fingers.  Then there&#39;s the Canadian in the jeep. I&#39;m still not sure where the rest of the mule was hidden, but it must have been in there somewhere. His hand almost hit his chin on the upstroke. 19. Braddigan89 still has no idea why that woman drove that way. Not a trucker, but driving on the highway, saw a woman driving with both her hands under the top bar of the steering wheel (above the center where the horn is). Her elbows bent up and gripping the steering wheel this way.  Essentially, imagine yourself driving while trying to do a pull-up with the top of the steering wheel. Less than 45 degrees to give if you need to make a turn. 20. SmitedAsh witnessed some stuff with their dad. I&#39;m not a trucker, but my dad was for 20 years. On summer break from school, before a lot of the OTR (over the road) laws changed, I used to ride with him. At 12 years old, on a single trip through the SW US, I witnessed a few things.  First, I saw my first bit of road head being performed in Arizona. Couple driving an early 90s Camaro with open T-tops. Dude was driving, just looked up as we passed and smiled one of the biggest grins I&#39;ve ever seen.  A little farther down the road, in Nevada, I witnessed a 20 something woman in a Miata convertible wearing a very loose summer dress... with an (I&#39;m guessing on size here) at least two foot long double ended dildo between her legs going to town on herself.  Finally, after leaving the SW and approaching the final destination in Seattle, WA we pulled in to a truck stop to eat. Upon leaving the diner of the truck stop we went back to the rig to get on the road. We may have sat there for 5 or so minutes before pulling off. Mind you, it was around 10pm, about 50 degrees Fahrenheit and pouring down buckets of rain. A few miles down the road we both hear knocking coming from the outer wall of the sleeper. My dad and I both look out the passenger side mirror, but see nothing.  And my dad assumes he forgot to link one of his brake cables for the trailer. Fast forward another 10 or so miles and the knocking becomes frantic so my dad makes the decision to stop and check it out. To avoid getting hit by traffic, dad instructs me to move from the passenger seat in to the sleeper so he could climb out from my side. 1845 Colt Navy in hand he hops down from the rig and we both hear a shrieking scream.  Turns out, as we were leaving the truck stop, a lot lizard (nickname for prostitutes that service truck stops) had climbed on to the passenger side and was clinging to (straddling) the smoke stack. She was now very scared due to having a gun pulled on her, soaking wet due to the rain, shivering from the cold... and I imagine the fear... and she was 10-15 miles from where she had left her car.  My dad got her off his truck, and that&#39;s pretty much it. We left her on the side of the highway in the middle of the night, standing in the pouring rain, wearing the trashiest mini skirt and ripped fishnets. That day I learned my dad was savage AF.                 