While Halloween is the only holiday that seems appropriate for a pandemic considering most activities are outside and masks can easily be incorporated into a costume, having crowds of children hit up multiple houses for a national candy exchange is probably not the best idea. House parties with cauldrons full of spit-sharing apple bobbing while someone takes out their fake vampire teeth and leaves them on the snack table is not a smart move this year.
Still, people are finding ways to enjoy "Spooky Season," even if that means creating an elaborate costume, posting it to social media, and then drinking spiked cider on your couch and watching a scary movie you've practically memorized. If you're sad that Halloween is finally on a Saturday this year, and we can't even prance around in a "Slutty Spatula" costume, or cram all of our friends' hands on a "Ouija Board," you're not alone. Here are the best tweets we could find from people who have no idea what they're doing for Halloween on this cursed year of 2020.