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<p>Whether you&#39;re wiping the sleep out of your eyes to return to another work week, or you are gazing into the abyss of your bed, Monday holds a special end-of-weekend malaise even in COVID times.</p><p>Luckily, people have been tweeting the pain away, so if you need a laugh to get your week started, there are plenty to be had.</p><h2>1.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog.<br><br>Dalmatian <a href="https://t.co/rztl7RyCT8">pic.twitter.com/rztl7RyCT8</a></p>&mdash; badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu) <a href="https://twitter.com/soapachu/status/1317575196912603146?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>2.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sometimes I visit West Elm just to watch a middle-aged couple decide whether to take a chance on teal.</p>&mdash; Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) <a href="https://twitter.com/louisvirtel/status/1317990944742854656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 19, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">living with your parents is fun cause it’s free except for the small cost of your mental wellbeing</p>&mdash; ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ (@drivingmemadi) <a href="https://twitter.com/drivingmemadi/status/1317496591196975104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Where do you see yourself in five years?&quot; <a href="https://t.co/SctlUrUtsL">pic.twitter.com/SctlUrUtsL</a></p>&mdash; Amy, Mothman Festival Queen (@cableknitjumper) <a href="https://twitter.com/cableknitjumper/status/1317555440461377536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”</p>&mdash; john is toast (@johnistoasted) <a href="https://twitter.com/johnistoasted/status/1317510825171689479?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My sister acts like her own baby just shows up wearing the same thing <a href="https://t.co/GhGLPdk0vp">pic.twitter.com/GhGLPdk0vp</a></p>&mdash; Kirstyn (@kirstlatham) <a href="https://twitter.com/kirstlatham/status/1316895039684022272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When people start to talk to me about sports I have to interrupt like, “Oh nonono, bb. See, I’m an Animal Rescue Queer not a Sports Queer. You can tell because I’m covered in hair and open-mouth kiss every dog I meet.”</p>&mdash; Janine Brito (@janinebrito) <a href="https://twitter.com/janinebrito/status/1317864167269928962?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 18, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">an untranslatable german word for the feeling when you realize you see this dr. phil billboard more often than any real human face <a href="https://t.co/ffN1lRUy1p">pic.twitter.com/ffN1lRUy1p</a></p>&mdash; Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) <a href="https://twitter.com/sarahclazarus/status/1317271383362084864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No one: <br><br>My brain, fully unable to accept that drafting is supposed to be rough: <a href="https://t.co/maj6DOydj9">pic.twitter.com/maj6DOydj9</a></p>&mdash; Jenna Voris (@Jenna_Voris) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jenna_Voris/status/1317107395676508161?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">found a husband maybe <a href="https://t.co/g62GMeDtMZ">pic.twitter.com/g62GMeDtMZ</a></p>&mdash; matt (@mattxiv) <a href="https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1317209993788219392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in february of last year&quot; laid the groundwork for gender discourse to enter the mainstream</p>&mdash; jes tom 🌒💫 (@jestom) <a href="https://twitter.com/jestom/status/1317175771597885442?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">shawty <a href="https://t.co/sPPYRvttco">pic.twitter.com/sPPYRvttco</a></p>&mdash; doc fizzy (@fizzzzhtweets) <a href="https://twitter.com/fizzzzhtweets/status/1317084325561704448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Go ahead and put “no need to reschedule” on my tombstone <a href="https://t.co/Uu6xMegGIZ">pic.twitter.com/Uu6xMegGIZ</a></p>&mdash; Francesca (@FrannieDB94) <a href="https://twitter.com/FrannieDB94/status/1317119712745181184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/5FEvGMk973">pic.twitter.com/5FEvGMk973</a></p>&mdash; Femcuck Fatale (@ZeeZeeMooMoo) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZeeZeeMooMoo/status/1317006030505693185?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 16, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When people call my phone, I answer with &quot;Why?&quot; instead of &quot;Hello.&quot;</p>&mdash; Trey (@treydayway) <a href="https://twitter.com/treydayway/status/1317560152397107200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

15 funny tweets for anyone who needs a laugh today.

Whether you&#39;re wiping the sleep out of your eyes to return to another work week, or you are gazing into the abyss of your bed, Monday holds a special end-of-weekend malaise even in COVID times.Luckily, people have been tweeting the pain away, so if you need a laugh to get your week started, there are plenty to be had.1.Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog.Dalmatian pic.twitter.com/rztl7RyCT8&mdash; badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu) October 17, 2020 2.Sometimes I visit West Elm just to watch a middle-aged couple decide whether to take a chance on teal.&mdash; Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) October 19, 2020 3.living with your parents is fun cause it’s free except for the small cost of your mental wellbeing&mdash; ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ (@drivingmemadi) October 17, 2020 4.&quot;Where do you see yourself in five years?&quot; pic.twitter.com/SctlUrUtsL&mdash; Amy, Mothman Festival Queen (@cableknitjumper) October 17, 2020 5.My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”&mdash; john is toast (@johnistoasted) October 17, 2020 6.My sister acts like her own baby just shows up wearing the same thing pic.twitter.com/GhGLPdk0vp&mdash; Kirstyn (@kirstlatham) October 16, 2020 7.When people start to talk to me about sports I have to interrupt like, “Oh nonono, bb. See, I’m an Animal Rescue Queer not a Sports Queer. You can tell because I’m covered in hair and open-mouth kiss every dog I meet.”&mdash; Janine Brito (@janinebrito) October 18, 2020 8.an untranslatable german word for the feeling when you realize you see this dr. phil billboard more often than any real human face pic.twitter.com/ffN1lRUy1p&mdash; Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) October 17, 2020 9.No one: My brain, fully unable to accept that drafting is supposed to be rough: pic.twitter.com/maj6DOydj9&mdash; Jenna Voris (@Jenna_Voris) October 16, 2020 10.found a husband maybe pic.twitter.com/g62GMeDtMZ&mdash; matt (@mattxiv) October 16, 2020 11.&quot;somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in february of last year&quot; laid the groundwork for gender discourse to enter the mainstream&mdash; jes tom 🌒💫 (@jestom) October 16, 2020 12.shawty pic.twitter.com/sPPYRvttco&mdash; doc fizzy (@fizzzzhtweets) October 16, 2020 13.Go ahead and put “no need to reschedule” on my tombstone pic.twitter.com/Uu6xMegGIZ&mdash; Francesca (@FrannieDB94) October 16, 2020 14.pic.twitter.com/5FEvGMk973&mdash; Femcuck Fatale (@ZeeZeeMooMoo) October 16, 2020 15.When people call my phone, I answer with &quot;Why?&quot; instead of &quot;Hello.&quot;&mdash; Trey (@treydayway) October 17, 2020  